Recently, a friend asked me for some parenting advice (RAISE YOUR STANDARDS, PEOPLE) in regards to her young son, who will be attending a family wedding soon and wants to wear something "pretty and sparkly like his sisters." She knows my 6-year-old son is forever in a dress of some variety at my house, despite a 36-hour… » 4/15/14 12:33pm 4/15/14 12:33pm

James Grimes, a 3-year-old little boy from Louisiana is being hailed as a golf prodigy by a CBS local news affiliate because "he hits every ball." BFD! He doesn't even get them near the hole half the time. » 4/15/14 11:40am 4/15/14 11:40am

Kids love shitty sugary cereals with strange, deranged mascots. But why? Lucky Charms taste freeze-dried, for God's sake. Well, it turns out those brightly colored boxes are perfectly designed so terrifying cartoons can stare straight into children's eyes, mesmerizing them into demanding Count Chocula. » 4/04/14 12:40pm 4/04/14 12:40pm

I don't know what's wrong with me, you guys. This video of a little girl named Emma walking her gentle horse Cinnamon is one of the most joyous things ever and yet here I am — crying like a big, stupid idiot baby. » 3/28/14 3:30pm 3/28/14 3:30pm

It's Friday, people, and what better way is there to celebrate than by watching Sesame Street's take on Les Misérables? » 3/07/14 6:00pm 3/07/14 6:00pm

Here is a video that finally gives you what you've wanted all along this Oscar season—the chance to see a little boy pull off the epic Matthew McConaughey chest thumping lunch table scene in The Wolf of Wall Street. » 2/20/14 11:32pm 2/20/14 11:32pm

"First," says Lucas Heiberger, "you put three ice cubes in each toilet of your house." The New York City fifth grader was interviewed this morning for NBC News' storm coverage, during which he revealed his "formula" that he believes helps get school cancelled for a snow day. » 2/13/14 12:20pm 2/13/14 12:20pm

Today in What the Ever Loving Fuck: School officials at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City, Utah seized upwards of 40 students' cafeteria-issued lunches and threw them in the trash this Tuesday — all because the kids had unpaid balances on their lunch accounts. Yes, they punished children too young to have any real… » 1/30/14 12:00pm 1/30/14 12:00pm

Ever concerned with the threat the female form poses to the morality of children, the BBC has issued new wardrobe guidelines for female hosts of kids' programming on the network. Among the banned items? That serial murderer of youthful innocence known as "red lipstick." » 1/29/14 4:51pm 1/29/14 4:51pm

Saddest: Firefighters say an 8-year-old boy who saved 6 people from an early morning fire in Penfield, New York lost his life while trying to save a 7th person — his disabled uncle. » 1/22/14 1:20pm 1/22/14 1:20pm

Australia's got its very own pint-sized Khaleesi in 7-year-old Sophie Lester of Queensland, who over Christmas wrote a letter to the national science agency CSIRO asking for a dragon of her own. Both the letter and the agency's response are so cute you're going to feel like passing out. » 1/08/14 6:01pm 1/08/14 6:01pm

Shitstorm ahoy! A leading British Sex Educator suggested that kids shouldn't be forced to kiss adult relatives, and that maybe a high five, or a firm handshake would suffice instead. Great Britain's Great Aunts are fucking livid. » 1/08/14 12:20pm 1/08/14 12:20pm

I'm kind of lukewarm on the "wacky Amazon review" school of comedy at this point—the first umpteen iterations were amusing, but after so much manufactured wackiness you start to crave some genuine wackiness, you know? That's why I can't stop reading this Amazon review of Ramona Quimby, Age 8, which appears to have been… » 1/06/14 3:30pm 1/06/14 3:30pm

These two girls in the upscale Noe Valley neighborhood of San Francisco are lightyears ahead of America's unenlightened children, who toil over crappy lemonade stands, mixing Country Time powder into a vat of lukewarm water with vague ambition for future riches. For starters, they've already figured out how to prey on… » 1/05/14 3:30pm 1/05/14 3:30pm

This Christmas pageant seems to be going about as well as children's pageants can go when all of a sudden one kid — who mysteriously remains off-camera (in the shadows, as it were, like a super villain) — busts out an inarticulate solo, suddenly making the pageant awesome. Or at least worth the small amount of iPad… » 1/05/14 1:00pm 1/05/14 1:00pm

Move over, Bat Kid*, there's a new cancer-slaying pint sized hero in town— 10 year old Monika Romo, aka Vallejo, California's "Wonder Girl." (*Actually, don't move over, Bat Kid, because there's always room for More Adorable in this empty soul wasteland we call The Internet.) » 12/19/13 5:55pm 12/19/13 5:55pm

A widowed father, in a tribute to his late wife who died of cancer at 31, staged a photoshoot with the couple's young daughter that's as gorgeous as it is sad as a sort of "farewell" to the house the family once shared. Seriously, grab the onions and a large knife; you're going to need a solid cry alibi to explain away… » 12/17/13 6:15pm 12/17/13 6:15pm