It'd be wonderful if you could just say to children, "People might look different and come from different places, but we're all equal and should be treated the same" and leave it at that. But if recent news has taught us anything, it's that reality is not so simple, and we need to face the topics of race and racism… » 1/23/15 2:06pm 1/23/15 2:06pm

Remember when Santa brought your friend Julie a Teddy Ruxpin for Christmas and didn't bring you shit and when you talked to Julie about it she said "well maybe Santa just loves me more" and you had to tell that little brat that actually Santa doesn't exist and she's just a spoiled little monster? Anyway, watch some of… » 1/21/15 6:10pm 1/21/15 6:10pm

The moment your new baby comes into your arms, a whole new set of emotions rushes in—pride, joy, wonderment, fear, and, yes, guilt. Because everything you do or don't do as a guardian of this child is all your fault forevermore. » 1/15/15 2:49pm 1/15/15 2:49pm

In Wednesday's episode of Dr. Phil, the "older, less attractive" and "bald" host subjects himself to Salty Teen opinions of himself in an attempt to get said group of Salty Teens, skilled in the art of social bullying, to lay down their swords. Instead, the intervention kind of goes off the rails. » 1/14/15 3:45pm 1/14/15 3:45pm

It goes "snippity, snippity, snippity snop" and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you learn that the translated lyrics are: "The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly." » 1/12/15 9:35pm 1/12/15 9:35pm

What a thing to wake up to on a Monday morning! A touching love story that will alternately make you want to weep happy tears and then also retch out the rest of all the red wine you "accidentally" drank while watching The Golden Globes last night! Here it is, the cutest "kids getting married" story of ALL TIME. » 1/12/15 10:45am 1/12/15 10:45am

You know that moment right when you stop thinking what you're doing is really cool and suddenly realize what you're doing is actually a really, really bad idea? This dog is having one of those moments. » 1/08/15 8:50pm 1/08/15 8:50pm

On Tuesday, we asked you for your opinion on children attending and participating in wedding ceremonies and receptions. The results are in and holy cow, you heartless monsters hate children. » 1/08/15 6:20pm 1/08/15 6:20pm

This video is so sweet it will probably give you a cavity the first time you watch it. » 1/07/15 10:00pm 1/07/15 10:00pm

Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we'll ask a question (sometimes there might even be a poll!), you'll share answers and stories, and then we'll bring you the best of the bunch on Thursdays. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fly into a total rage over… » 1/06/15 2:20pm 1/06/15 2:20pm

"Hey, where'd that kid get a Hitler doll?" "Why are you shaving a baby?" "PUT DOWN THAT GRENADE THIS INSTANT!" » 12/31/14 4:35pm 12/31/14 4:35pm

A Nebraska man has created a pretty successful art business, thanks to Tumblr and the musings of his three-year-old daughter. Spaghetti Toes is an adorable Tumblr that highlights a dad's attempts to capture the magic of those little kid-isms every parent knows and loves. Via Laughing Squid: » 12/31/14 9:30am 12/31/14 9:30am

Parents are hopping mad about a Play-Doh accessory that sounds and kind of looks like a very uncomfortable plastic dildo. What, the parents wonder, are they supposed to tell their kids when they ask why the toy is shaped like a big hard dick with an honest-to-goodness coronal ridge? Won't somebody thing of the… » 12/30/14 12:10pm 12/30/14 12:10pm

Pink Flamingos is arguably one of the dirtiest movies ever, so remaking it with kids is more than just a bold move, but John Waters was up for the challenge: He censored the movie and shot it with adorable munchkins doing (some of) the dirty things Divine and company did in the original. » 12/23/14 8:45pm 12/23/14 8:45pm

Breast-feeding got you anxious about your holiday party schedule? Well, at least one person says that it's cool to drink spiked eggnog and then nurse your baby—just don't go crazy. » 12/23/14 6:00pm 12/23/14 6:00pm

This is what happens when you just leave clippers lying around. First a kid's going to mistake it for a comb and the next thing you know they look like a tiny middle-aged office worker who's lost all faith in the world. Which is to say, still very adorable. » 12/10/14 8:45pm 12/10/14 8:45pm

Most people paying attention to the economy concern themselves with the jobs report, which (at least this month) looks somewhat promising. But while having a job to support your family matters a great deal, what also matters is how much you're not actually going to be able to afford things for your family with the… » 12/03/14 6:10pm 12/03/14 6:10pm

Baily and Bennett are in love. Baily and Bennett are four. Baily and Bennett are giving the rest of us a run for our money when it comes to penning sweet nothings to one's sweetheart. Who needs "you complete me" when you've got magic tricks and battling robots. » 11/26/14 7:30pm 11/26/14 7:30pm

Bryan Cranston will not tolerate your kids being picky eaters. » 11/12/14 9:50am 11/12/14 9:50am