This 9-Year-Old Piano Prodigy Will Blow Your Goddamn Mind

No one loves playing the piano as much as Adrian Romoff, the 9-year-old prodigy who is making us all look bad for not taking our instruments seriously when we were younger. I'm just waiting for my mom to call me and scream "SEE?" over the telephone as she plays this clip from Americas Got Talent at ear-shattering… » 6/03/14 11:30pm 6/03/14 11:30pm

Give Up On Those Salsa Dancing Lessons, These Kids Are Tearing it Up

Nothing like seeing a couple tiny kids tear up something that takes adults years to gain proficiency in. Kevin (8) and Beverly (6) are actual world champions in salsa dancing, which is already more than most people can say. A video of them killing it at the Israeli Salsa Congress went viral last month, and now… » 5/31/14 3:30pm 5/31/14 3:30pm

First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About Personal Space

In addition to being National Humor Month, National Pecan Month, and Stress Awareness Month, April has been designated as National Poetry Month. And now that the dust from all of the raging monthlong poem-battles has settled, it seems that Poetry has a new champion — a six-year-old from the Lower East Side of… » 4/30/14 4:40pm 4/30/14 4:40pm

Let It Be (But Don't Let It Go, Because I Can't Hear That Again)

Recently, a friend asked me for some parenting advice (RAISE YOUR STANDARDS, PEOPLE) in regards to her young son, who will be attending a family wedding soon and wants to wear something "pretty and sparkly like his sisters." She knows my 6-year-old son is forever in a dress of some variety at my house, despite a… » 4/15/14 12:33pm 4/15/14 12:33pm

Cap'n Crunch Is Staring at Your Child, Willing Him to Demand Cereal

Kids love shitty sugary cereals with strange, deranged mascots. But why? Lucky Charms taste freeze-dried, for God's sake. Well, it turns out those brightly colored boxes are perfectly designed so terrifying cartoons can stare straight into children's eyes, mesmerizing them into demanding Count Chocula. » 4/04/14 12:40pm 4/04/14 12:40pm

Oscar Weekend Madness: Kids Recreate Scenes From Nominated Films

Yes, I know, their parents probably helped but you can't deny how adorable these kids look recreating scenes from all the oscar nominated films (even Wolf Of Wall Street which is not appropriate for children). Check out that computer behind miniature Jordan Belfort. Dude, can you get Number Crunchers on that? Original » 3/01/14 2:38pm 3/01/14 2:38pm