Khloe and French Montana 'Break Up,' Reveal He Was a Paid E! Employee

Bad news for all you hopeless romantics out there. It seems that French Montana and Khloe Kardashian have "broken up," and all that's left is for him to collect his sizeable E! check at the door. RIP, KHLENCH MONTASHA. IF ONLY I'D MADE UP THAT PORTMANTEAU SOONER.

Khloe and French Montana 'Break Up,' Reveal He Was a Paid E! Employee

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