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Barack Obama Doesn't Look Too Psyched About That Beer

Fifty thousand people are dead or close to it in Burma, and Barack Obama can state unequivocally that he does not drink designer beer. Seventy five percent of American adults will at some point be impoverished. The average American car owner really must save $30 this summer. Chris Hitchens believes Barack Obama may be pussy-whipped. Ellen Page believes Burmese dictator Than Shwe is a modern Hitler. And when tomorrow comes, Terry McAuliffe believes everyone will be saying that Hillary Clinton did better than they thought she was going to do in both the North Carolina and Indiana primaries tonight. Now there's a statement Glamocracy Megan and I can get behind! After the jump, an unusually hip-hop laden edition of Crappy Hour. More »

10:00 AM on Tue May 6 2008
By Moe
6,897 views, 375 comments

Latest by n/a: Never trust a man that only drinks one beer. And what will the WhiteHouse taps contain? We all know they already have PBR ;-) more »

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Khia Talks Back: "Bitch, I Am Miss Rap Supreme"

On the latest Miss Rap Supreme, veteran rapper Khia — who had the the gold-selling single "My Neck, My Back" — was disqualified from the show because it was discovered that she'd been rapping material she'd previously written, recorded, and released in the challenges and elimination rounds. (The rules specify that lyrics need to be original material written that day.) Khia isn't that upset about it, saying that she didn't enter the competition to win, but for "the opportunity to promote my muthafuckin' self on muthafuckin' TV." She talks tons of shit on her opponents, MC Serch, and the viewers, who she essentially calls retarded by saying, "Some of y'all still hooked on phonics and y'all still don't get it. That little short bus going by outside your house?" Then she cackled maniacally. Clip above.


Khia Snaps About Vh1 Miss Rap Supreme [YouTube via Nah Right]

11:00 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By Slut Machine
1,385 views, 33 comments

Latest by n/a: @eibhinn: but I've since stopped making jokes about short busses, having realized it's kind of lame a little late at about 18. What's Khia's excuse? more »

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Miss Rap Supreme Is Supremely Entertaining

Tonight VH1 is premiering its newest reality show Miss Rap Supreme. For some reason, VH1 tends to air new episodes of stuff during the daytime before evening "premieres", and we got a chance to catch the show earlier today and we love it. The ladies — all aspiring rappers — live in a house together and have to write rhymes and be able to perform in order to stay in the house (they are competing for the title of Miss Rap Supreme, as well as a $100,000 cash prize).The best part is that Khia (as in "My Neck, My Back") is actually one of the contestants. One of the girls started shit with her the first week in the house, calling her a one-hit wonder, which was so stupid. Doesn't she know about Khia's rap sheet and extensive collection of mugshots?

7:00 PM on Mon Apr 14 2008
By Slut Machine
6,129 views, 63 comments

Latest by n/a: okay, I only saw part of an episode, but am I just asking too much for the judges to say when someone BOMBS? They seriously said Khia's your girl for a hook after that "Respect" trainwreck? Just repeating something over more »