The "bubblegum pink" Keyboard for Blondes » 11/26/08 10:40am 11/26/08 10:40am actually says things like "duh" and "oops!" if you hit backspace and makes a cash register sound when you hit the dollar sign. Instead of a "caps lock" button, there's a "warning! size xxl letters" button; the F keys are called "useless keys." There's an "SOS" key: Shoes on…