@JinxyMcDeath: Oh, and what people should really be asking Natalie Portmant is why she signed that Polanski petition. Maybe she was drunk and/or high that day? #angelinajolie
@kansasgirl: Wow. I guess you missed the point...which is me yearning for the day where it's legal to smoke weed...and thus, socially acceptable to do so. From that harsh response, I think you might profit from some weed yourself. #angelinajolie
@JinxyMcDeath: Sorry, I did miss your point. I don't think that legal = socially acceptable. FWIW, I think pot should be legal (but I don't think that will automatically make it socially acceptable). #angelinajolie
The more Stephanie Meyer quotes I read, the more she scares me.
Would it be presumptuous to assume Mr. Pattison ought also to be afraid, lest he wake up one morning (or afternoon) covered with sparkles and unable to get away?
"Leona Lewis has turned down a $1 million offer to pose for Playboy. "
Is this some sort of rite of passage or something? Every time I read Playboy has made that offer, the celeb in question has turned it down.
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It's a common media pr move for upcoming starlets. You say Playboy offered you an outlandish sum of money to pose but you denied it. It usually generates a minor news story, getting your name out there for a day or two. It also sets up that you must be OMG SO HOT and that you are far too classy and successful to need to pose for Playboy.
In this case, I have no idea who Leona Lewis is and yet I looked her up. So I guess she wins. #angelinajolie
@BowlingForDollars: Am I horrible for having chuckled out loud, with an undertone that could arguably have been described as malicious, after I read this? #angelinajolie
That is actually very polite of Vivid to ask her first. In my mind she has a tantrum at them and they accidentally release it with all the royalties going to a Vivid subset which isn't technically affiliated with Vivid and disappears when Prejean tries to sue it. Don't tantrum with porn companies.
@Snowbunny: I would say rather than being polite, it was just their standard way of drumming up more press. They have done that before. "Polite" and porn rarely go together!
@Snowbunny: I thought she was supposed to be 17 when all of this went down. That makes it pretty creepy to me. She's an idiot, but we do have laws. Even if she was 18, I think it's horrible and exploitative to release these images that were made for her boyfriend. She's hypocritical, but that doesn't mean that the world needs to see them. I just hope no one buys her book. #angelinajolie
@acookieaday: She wasn't 17, she was in her 20's. She tried to get her boyfriend to lie about her being 17 so they wouldn't get released. #angelinajolie
Big fail, Oprah audience. Haha, this mentally unstable man who beat his ex-wife, raped a woman, and bit a guy's ear off says he wants to punch his ex-wife! What a card!!! #angelinajolie
@Maritsa: I hope it was just a nervous chortle. It's not at all funny for a man that used to beat his ex to make a joke about wanting to beat his ex. #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: I have to hope (foolishly) that it's pronounced the way it's spelled. I think that if parents spell their kids names strangely, the name should be pronounced as it's spelled. But people don't do that. They really seem to believe that if you spell something funny, it's still the same name. And that's not necessarily the rule.
For example, Addisynne is not Addison, Serah is not Sarah (although it's darn close), Sha is not Shay, and Courtenay is not Courtney. #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: @elijabet: It might feel good to be a bit more generous about other people's naming traditions, eh? They're not always to your taste (or mine) but snidely proscribing them is fairly unpleasant behaviour, you know? #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: That's exactly how it sounds. I knew a type-A mother who named her daughter that (the better to stand out on college applications!) who jaw would tense up anytime you dared call her precious snowflake "Courtney". #angelinajolie
@GrabAnApple: I don't understand comments like this, insulting parents for the name they gave their children. If Courtenay is a different name than Courtney, why shouldn't she be annoyed every time someone mispronounced it? #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: Then I'll guess that never in your waspy life have you read The Nonesuch by Georgette Heyer. If you had, you would have realized that it included a character named Courtenay Underhill. Copyright 1962! #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: I'm pretty sure, Courtenay Semel, the daughter of a billionaire doesn't give a crap what anyone thinks about the spelling of her name. Judgey much? By the way, all names are made up, so spelling shouldn't matter, even if it's not to your "waspy taste." #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: I've seen a few names, but along with the names it's also a town in BC that I grew up close to so it's a pretty normal occurance for this canuck! #angelinajolie
@rd2uk: Courtenay is actually an extremely WASPy precursor to Courtney. It's not used much in "those circles" anymore, after "Courtney" became so popular and they didn't want to be associated with such a "low-brow" name . . . but at one point it was considered fairly posh. #angelinajolie
@NellMood: I guess it's one of those "you have to know" situations. Mispronouncing "Courtenay" and "Courtney" isn't all that hard to do, and all this woman had to do was say "Actually, it's Courtenay. We get that all the time" and move on. However, she'd usually unleash a tirade that was usually uneccesary. I'm not insulting her choice of names, but a sense of humor/understanding when mispronunciations happen wouldn't have hurt. I'm Kathleen and I've gotten "Katherine" and "Karen" so much I've learned to answer to those. #angelinajolie
@GrabAnApple: Sure, I understand that, and if she's launching into constant tirades that's extreme. I think the tone of your first comment just seemed mean-spirited- it seemed like you were insulting her for choosing an unusual name (precious snowflake?). Maybe I was misreading you. #angelinajolie
I just feel like there's no hope for LL left. Even her parents have given up and are now publicly justifying their protective actions to remove responsibility for what she has/will become. #alecbaldwin
Man, who is Lindsay Lohan to me? No one, I don't care about Lindsay Lohan. She made some okay movies, but it's not like she was some undiscovered Meryl Streep or something.
AT THE SAME TIME: I would happily take thirty grand to kidnap Michael Lohan and drop him off in some tiny Nepalese village where there's no phone or internet, and promise the villagers ten thousand dollars if they never let him leave. #alecbaldwin
Dane Cook, was that a not-so-thinly veiled attack on David Cross? You will never be the comedian he is. Plus he's a board certified Analrapist. #alecbaldwin
@PrincessOfPower: Plus, its not like David Cross (and the like) were attacking him for "selling out" they were attacking him for sucking hard core and stealing material. Way to miss the point douche. #alecbaldwin
Dane Cook has so many mixed metaphors going on in his statement that I'm not entirely sure of his point. But as I recall, Mr.Cook had the singular distinction of being in a movie with Jessica Simpson, so maybe he shouldn't be pointing fingers about people doing crappy movies?
@FireflyinJuly: I was tempted to go for the passive-aggressive "I'm just SAYIN'"...but rejected the idea. If there was ever a statement that didn't need a qualifier, it's the one that I just made. #alecbaldwin
@Hooplehead: I think he was doing it because so many guys were mocking him and his crappy movies - only to come out and make crappy movies themselves, like David Cross. I have never much cared for Dane Cook as a comic, but I have to agree with him on this point. #alecbaldwin
@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I get why he's saying it. I simply disagree that someone who's made a career of making any crap movie that came along has a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing anyone else's choice of projects. He simply has no credibility in this department. Those who live in glass houses should not be so quick to throw stones, and Cook's critics at least have the distinction of having done work that didn't stink to high heaven at one point. Whereas I am at a loss to name a single Cook vehicle that didn't scream "waste of time" to me. #alecbaldwin
@Hooplehead: wait, wait! He was really good on that... um... he had that funny bit about... well... hey, do you remember when he spiked up his hair, and wore a wrist band on his forearm? That was cool. #alecbaldwin
Does anyone think Dane Cook really has the approval of Chris Rock? I'm calling balderdash on this one. Also, Mr. Cook would be delightful if he would hush and just be a place for me to sit down because he is quite physically attractive. When he hushes. #alecbaldwin
@LouisiAnna: I wait with baited breath for Chris Rock's reaction that he apparently approves of a talentless douchebag like Cook. It should be epic. Cannot back you on the last part of your statement, though. #alecbaldwin
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Would it be presumptuous to assume Mr. Pattison ought also to be afraid, lest he wake up one morning (or afternoon) covered with sparkles and unable to get away?
"Leona Lewis has turned down a $1 million offer to pose for Playboy. "
Is this some sort of rite of passage or something? Every time I read Playboy has made that offer, the celeb in question has turned it down.
Even in a recession.
Proud member, Team Pie. #angelinajolie
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In this case, I have no idea who Leona Lewis is and yet I looked her up. So I guess she wins. #angelinajolie
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Enjoy that frosty mug of schadenfreude, you hypocritical bitch. #angelinajolie
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For example, Addisynne is not Addison, Serah is not Sarah (although it's darn close), Sha is not Shay, and Courtenay is not Courtney. #angelinajolie
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AT THE SAME TIME: I would happily take thirty grand to kidnap Michael Lohan and drop him off in some tiny Nepalese village where there's no phone or internet, and promise the villagers ten thousand dollars if they never let him leave. #alecbaldwin
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Dane Cook, was that a not-so-thinly veiled attack on David Cross? You will never be the comedian he is. Plus he's a board certified Analrapist. #alecbaldwin
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You still aren't funny.
Fart,
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(please tell me someone saw the letter David Cross wrote to Larry the Cable Guy) #alecbaldwin
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