Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You know,…

Tyra Banks' YA novel Modelland just débuted at number 2 on the New York Times' best-seller list, children's chapter books section. You can read an excerpt — this is the story with the protagonist named Tookie De La Creme, remember — here. [NewNowNext]

The R-rated comedy Horrible Bosses — which hits theaters in July — features three men plotting to kill their three assholish supervisors. One of said bosses is a woman, played by Jennifer Aniston, who is sexually harassing her employee (played by Charlie Day). Aniston's character is a dentist who molests and sexually…

Today in Tweet Beat, even 50 Cent has to shovel his own driveway. Plus, Hugh Hefner gives his sons—who are only four and five years younger than their soon-to-be step mom—every issue of Playboy for Christmas.

When an interviewer pushed him on the subject of public sexuality, the notoriously cagey Spacey got defiant, exposing a larger divide on questions of privacy.

• Though Kate Gosselin recently insisted on Entertainment Tonight that her children Alexis and Collin weren't expelled from school, sources say they were asked to leave after physically abusing other students and injuring an adult.

The Social Network premiered at the New York Film Festival last night, and the celebrities in attendance were (mostly) dressed to impress, sticking to sleek suits and simple dresses.

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag shows us her team of bodyguards, Kim Kardashian says she will dance to Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" no matter what Demi Moore says, and Ricky Martin is - big whoop - gay.

• Oh, snap: Heidi Montag says: "No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career."