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BlondeGoddess
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
Cate Blanchett and I have something in common! Actually, that's why I only vacuum every once in a while -- so there's more of the satisfying noise of things being sucked up.

Also, I want to know which song(s) specifically Carrie Fisher is talking about.
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vulcanized
11/28/09

@BlondeGoddess: Per Wikipedia, "Hearts and Bones," "Graceland," "She Moves On," and "Allergies" all reference Fisher.
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happymisanthrope
11/28/09

@vulcanized: "Graceland"?
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vulcanized
11/28/09

@happymisanthrope: Yeah, you have to take Wikipedia as Wikipedia. But the "Graceland" entry says "The lyrics deal with the singer's thoughts during a road trip to Graceland after the failure of his marriage to actress and author Carrie Fisher." I'm guessing it's the lyric, "She comes back to tell me she's gone / As if I didn't know that / As if I didn't know my own bed / As if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead", etc.
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BowlingForDollars
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
There ain't no way Elin Woods dragged Tiger across three rows of seats and out the back window.

It was shattered before he ever took off, because she took an iron to it and probably also tried smashing some other windows.

If this story is true, he got off easily.
[bit.ly]
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veronykah
11/28/09

@BowlingForDollars: Why would you drag someone from the drivers seat out the back window?
There is a window right next to the steering wheel...
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LaComtesse
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
Per Paris Hilton--

Mr. LaComtesse (who went to HS with her for a bit): Yeah, you played hockey. You were terrible at it. It was a joke.

[www.wnd.com]
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Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
11/28/09

@LaComtesse: Canterbury? My friend's ex still has all of her equipment.
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LaComtesse
11/28/09

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Oui! I'm wearing Mr's C'bury mesh gym shorts as we speak.
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Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
11/28/09

@LaComtesse: PM'd!
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LaComtesse
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
Per Patrick Swayze: AWESOME. And Arabians are such amazing horses for children, too. They're usually pretty small (many not much bigger than large ponies) and their dispositions are incredible.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
I want to believe that Zachary Quinto would be safe from being rabidly chased down the street by me. I'm 99% sure it would be the case, yet I can't totally commit.
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
11/28/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: I cannot make that claim. I don't know if I would chase him down the street in a "run for your life!" type way, or a stalkery, 3 steps behind him trying to get a glimpse type way.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/28/09

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: It's a close thing. I was never a Trek fan that thought Spock was sexy. Not that I don't love Nimoy - otherwise would be a sacrilege - but ummmmmm, dude is seriously the hotness.
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LilSpitfire
11/28/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: I just want to give Quinto a hug. He seems like the type to give you a big friendly one.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/28/09

@LilSpitfire: You're a better person than me. What I'd like to give him is a lot less "friendly." ;)
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sybann
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
I can't admire publications that take what's said in interviews on late night television and pretend they have an exclusive (Carrie Fisher).
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heykoukla
11/28/09

@sybann: Well, half the Daily Express' staff still seem to be working on Princess Diana conspiracy theories, so they don't have the resources to come up with any other stories.
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Snowbunny
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
While I agree with Cate Blanchette about how good the sound feels, I feel disgusting after because I was living in crunchy filth and didn't vacuum until now.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
TMZ's version is more entertaining...and strangely plausible.

That's a first.
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harperleebowitz
11/28/09

@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Huh, my reaction was the complete opposite: that it was a lot less plausible that she hit the back windshield of his car as he drove away, (a moving car would be REALLY tough to connect with hard enough to damage) or that she scratched his lips. Also, I am more entertained by the thought of her being a hero than a crazy jealous wife.

To each their own, I suppose.
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History Major
11/28/09

@harperleebowitz: Not if he was backing out of a driveway or garage.
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heykoukla
11/28/09

@harperleebowitz: But would you smash open the back window of a car to get your husband out of the driver's seat?

Edited: Grrrr, I've been trying not to add to the speculation - there's two kids involved here - and first post of the day and I've failed, already. Damn.
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curiousgeorgiana
11/28/09

@heykoukla: It's okay, it was my first reaction as well. Was the accident so bad that she couldn't open any of the 4 doors to the car? It's an SUV. I cannot imagine dragging a potentially injured person over all of those seats and out the back window.

Who knows though-- I don't like going with TMZ ;o). I hope he's okay, and I hope it isn't anything more than gossip.
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harperleebowitz
11/28/09

@History Major: Excellent point, that, (as is the whole driver's seat/back window problem.)
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History Major
11/28/09

@harperleebowitz: It's definitely going to be interesting. I mean Tiger Woods is the most famous athlete in the world. I can see ET and The Insider going in to work early to make packages as we speak.
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pinkcrickets
11/28/09

@harperleebowitz: Yeah, how do you even "scratch lips?".

Sit still! I'm mad at you and I want to violate your LIPS! LIPS ONLY! Close your mouth! DON'T BITE ME. I'm trying to SCRATCH YOUR LIPS.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
11/28/09

@harperleebowitz: I'm entertained by the fact that she was chasing Tiger Woods around with a golf club. Poetic justice? Irony? I don't know.

Domestic squabbles are not funny, but if this was somehow reworked as a skit on SNL or if Dave Chappelle did an impression of Tiger running from the house, I would laugh heartily. But of course, I must think of the children (wrenches open shirt and beats chest mercilessly)...will somebody just think of the children!!!
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Edited by Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC at 11/28/09 1:25 PM

Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
11/28/09

@pinkcrickets: Maybe she punched him and split his lip? Or smacked him and scratched his face and lips? It's more likely than scratching your lips on the steering wheel.

Oh, speculation. I really should work for TMZ. I've been wanting to replace the black chick on the show anyway.

Sidenote: "Bust Your Windows" by Jazmine Sullivan is now playing in my head.
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Edited by Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC at 11/28/09 1:31 PM

pureblarney
11/28/09

In reply to Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
"You're always the most chivalrous, polite and respectful men I've ever met."

Hahaha, only around you, honey. Also, didn't get Tracie get married yesterday? Have I been sleeping, or was there a post about it?
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CollegeCamel
11/28/09

@pureblarney: There was a mention of it in the post about how they wouldn't post on Thanksgiving.
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Eleanor Ramilly
11/03/09

In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
Wow, photo #2. The Virgin Suicides called, it wants its concept back. #deadmodels
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miss.terious
11/03/09

In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
so, photography is a new art medium, but artists have been in LOVE with depictions of death since cavemen drew on walls. renaissance art is chock full of it - and it's shocking, stunning, arresting. women look like they have no agency, but they make beautiful (submission, dainty, obedient, pure, religious) corpses. talking about art using death to create heightened emotion is absolutely *nothing* new... the *kind* of death the slideshow demonstrates here is a whole nother question. are we uncomfortable with death in art period, or just violent crime death? #deadmodels
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jenrobe
11/03/09

@miss.terious: I think we're uncomfortable with death being used to flog us a dress or a pair of boots.

Fashion photography is not art, not in the strictest sense, because it has a commericial endevour beyond trying to sell you the image itself - it's trying to get you to pony up your hard earned cash for an item.

I don't care about depictions of death in art; I care when the violent murder of a woman is seen as a good way to get me to buy a new pair of jeans. #deadmodels
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FADviral
11/03/09

@jenrobe: Since when did works of art begin losing artistic value due to their intrinsic commercial motivations?

The frescos of the Sistine Chapel were only commissioned to attract more visitors and feed the Pope's sense of grandeur. Even Michelangelo resented his work there, but hey, he needed the money.

Not art in its strictest sense then? #deadmodels
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jenrobe
11/03/09

@FADviral: I think that could well be a good argument, that the Sistine Chapel was a commercial work, although it had a religious context and was created arguably by someone who believed in that faith.

However, Michelangelo was pissed about the commission because he was already working on sculptures for the Pope's tomb, not because he hated the church. And then he demanded to be able to do the work the way his vision told him to, not according to what the Church initially invisaged.

I didn't mean to suggest they lost their "artistic" value, but that there is clearly a divide between a work being created for its own self (art for art's sake) and to sell stuff. #deadmodels
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RisaPlata
11/02/09

In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
All those boots really make me want to be dead! No, wait...

All that death really makes me want boots! No, wait... #deadmodels
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abagatelle
11/02/09

In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
#1 is kind of funny, death by roller skating around a mansion is ridiculous enough to not be gruesome. Just about everything else made me squirm though. #deadmodels
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Snowbunny
11/02/09

@abagatelle: I thought it was the staircase at the Vatican at first, which made it even more funny. #deadmodels
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Fatwetdog
11/02/09

In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
I guess no one ever told the photographers that at some point every photographer shoots a dead girl in couture and thinks they're a freaking genius for 15 minutes. #deadmodels
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Caitlin Petrakovitz
11/02/09

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I actually enjoy the first two.
They're hilarious and awk and funny and intriguing.

Why yes, I do have a morbid fascination with death and crime scenes, how funny you should ask.

Also, I really like the K-Fed slasher pic for the laugh factor. #deadmodels
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