Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts

Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and spent at least $1 million on litigation — but they offered her a measly $5,000 and told her to do her damndest, says a… » 5/17/13 9:00am 5/17/13 9:00am

Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being…

Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son… » 6/20/12 9:00am 6/20/12 9:00am

Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin…

After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included » 6/15/12 9:00am 6/15/12 9:00am

Stephen Baldwin and Kevin Costner Face Off in Squinty Medium-Famous…

Well, this is weird. Apparently the second-least-famous Baldwin, Stephen, is suing noted Wolfdancer Kevin Costner—but, strangely, not for oily soul-patch infringement. Baldwin alleges that Costner screwed him "out of a deal Costner sealed to sell oil-separation machines to BP." You might remember that a few years back… » 6/04/12 8:30pm 6/04/12 8:30pm

Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith

People are always whispering that Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith are on the verge of divorcing any second, but things must be A-OK because for Valentine's Day, Jada recorded a song called "Burn" and dedicated it to her hubby on her Facebook page—you know, just like people do when their marriages are… » 2/16/12 8:00pm 2/16/12 8:00pm

12-Year-Old Designer Is Proof Our Culture Has Gone Very, Very Wrong

  • Precocious-in-the-bad-way tween "designer" Cecilia Cassini, who sells $500 dresses, says she took "like, three" sewing classes, but quit because her teacher was "like, rude." We have a feeling one day soon Cassini will be horribly embarrassed of all this.
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Conventional Crap: The Sun Is Already Setting On The RNC

The Republican National Convention hasn't even officially started and already it's being scaled back due to Republicans not wanting to look like insensitive assholes (again) when a hurricane hits the Gulf Coast. In the absence of hangovers, parties or Madonna concerts to discuss this week, Kay Steiger » 9/01/08 10:00am 9/01/08 10:00am of (still…