The Wokest Baes of April 2016
Spring is here, my friends, and just as nature’s seeds are blooming, so is the wokeness of a select group of men who just get it, ya know?
Kevin Bacon Asks Hollywood Men to 'Free the Bacon' AKA Their Dicks
Kevin Bacon is sad, my babies. He is afflicted with a melancholy exclusive to those stifled by the burden of concealment, bedeviled by the inability to bare his true self to the world. But friends, this isn’t about his dwindling relevance—it’s about his dick. He wants to show it to you.
Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele Are Pretty Cute
In today's Tweet Beat, Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele, I hope Kevin Bacon's tablet is alright and Dr. Ruth is as helpful as always.
Kevin Bacon Loved That Footloose Joke in Guardians of The Galaxy
Yes, Kevin Bacon laughed at the Footloose jokes in Guardians of the Galaxy. As if you had any doubt!
Awkwafina Yearns for Kevin Bacon in Her New Video, 'Daydreaming'
You may be familiar with Awkwafina's previous work: her video for "Queef," for one, or maybe her hit "My Vag." Her newest song, "Daydreaming" is the first single off her forthcoming EP. It's definitely less vaginally-focused, but no less irreverent. In an ode to her dream men, Awkwafina shares love for Kevin Bacon,…
Kevin Bacon Got a Bit Footlose on Tonight Show
This year marks the 30th anniversary of Footloose, and Kevin Bacon celebrated by recreating the entire "Never" dance on Tonight Show yesterday, right before igniting a dance party of epically nostalgic proportions. (Although his back up dancers are probably younger than Footloose...)
Watch Kevin Bacon Try To Explain the 80s To Millennials
Kevin Bacon, still inexplicably handsome after all these years, is taking on the task of explaining the 1980s to the Millennials, history's most pesky generation. The results are, naturally, hilarious.
Kevin Bacon's 12 Degrees Of Christmas: A Veritable Cavalcade of Stars
In this video, a smattering of random celebs sing "The Twelve Days of Christmas." You know, lords a leaping, maids a milking and all that.
Alicia Silverstone Organizes Breast Milk Swap Meet
The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people" clearly had an effect on her; she's long been a vegan PETA supporter, and now she's adding breastfeeding advocacy to her repertoire.
New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt
15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was…
Summer at Kevin Bacon's Pool Looks Awesome
If you were lucky but not too lucky, you probably knew someone when you were a kid who had a pool that they'd either a) let you use or b) wouldn't guard very well. Just imagine, for a moment, if your neighborhood pool parents just so happened to be Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick, who do adorable things like film…
New Cokey Evidence Suggests Whitney's Death Was Not an Accidental Drowning
Remember when we found out that Whitney Houston had officially died from an "accidental drowning" and that cocaine may have played some role in her death? Well, now sadly it looks like cocaine had a starring role. The official coroner's report just came out, and it has new and disturbing details about the drug…
Date Night
[W. Hollywood, September 18. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Angelina On Shiloh: "Children Should Be Allowed To Express Themselves"
- Angelina Jolie has a message for Life & Style and all the critics whining about Shiloh's clothing: Shut the front door, you sons of businessmen! Actually, Angie says:
Several Celebrities Expected To Marry Today; Angelina And Brad Expose Their Kids To All Religions
- Good morning! Everyone is reportedly getting married today, including John Krasinski and Emily Blunt:
Watch 67 Sensitive Men Shed Hollywood Tears
If a man cries, he fears it will earn him ridicule—unless it's for a film role, in which case it could earn him an Academy Award. Here's a thorough supercut of boys who do cry. Ready your tissues.
Wink Or You'll Miss It
[New York, March 31. Image via Pacific Coast News]
The Stars Go Glam For...Climate Change Debate? Apparently!
"The Darker Side of Green" climate change debate at NYC's Skylight West was a serious discussion of a planet in peril. Which is why the stars wore feathered stilettos, capes, and leather vests.
Paging Kevin Bacon!
A Wisconsin high school has instituted a strict new code of dance conduct banning "sexual bending," straddling, and butt, crotch and boob-touching. In addition, "both feet must remain on the dance floor at all times." That means you, Efron. [TSG]
Everyone's A Winner At The Critic's Choice Awards
Awards show season kept rolling right along last night with the 15th annual Critic's Choice Awards, and though not everyone left with a statue, the night was a victory for mostly everyone on the red carpet.
