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robot ninja spy
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Great. Tinkerbell just shot herself in the face. Thanks, Paris Hilton. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
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Bettina
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Oh, Robert Pattinson, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Even more after this: "I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year[...]. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back."
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GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
12/04/08

@Bettina: I haven't seen Twilight or read the books, but on this celeb gossip slight I, ahem, frequent from time to time the commenters took this quote as evidence that Robert Pattinson was "weird" and "not like Edward." But I think it's a pretty cute/funny quote too!

Nicole would make a great Tink! And I think she's actually accomplished (maybe not the word I'm looking for) less in her life than Paris has, yet she still seems more likable. I am basing this on The Simple Life and a guest appearance on Chuck and her style, but still.
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tequila_bunrise
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
I pray to all the gods above that in this live action movie that they will allow this man to play peter pan...

[www.pixyland.org]
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BluebellaElliot
12/04/08

@tequila_bunrise: Hahaha I've seen that before! Fantastic.
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alouette
12/04/08

@tequila_bunrise: Whoa! I am... engrossed? Bizarrely fascinated? Bemused?
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Paris Hilton's breathy baby voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Use your actual adult voice, damnit.
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Plum-Pie
12/04/08

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Oh no, that would involve her becoming an actual adult.
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lovecake
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Wow Robert Pattison- way to bite the hand that feeds you.
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Scoithniamh
12/04/08

@lovecake: You know, I agree, to a point- It really rankles me when celebrities, even those in largely cultish or teen phenomenons (the two most annoying fan bases ever? possibly), act like they're way too good for their material and their fans. But I think here, he is not necessarily being snotty. He went from minor HP character to having an immense and overwhelming following that people were very emotionally involved in. I don't blame him for being stressed.

That said, both he and Kristen Stewart have been alternatively snotty or crazy in past interviews. I take it that they're both high all the time.
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kreuzkölln is now in the bergmannkiez
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
The story in the Independent says that Mr. Depp will play the Nick Tosches character and that "it is not yet known who will play the part of Dante."

[www.independent.co.uk]
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Never_Nude
12/04/08

@kreuzkölln: Can we have a vote? I'll start.

Clive Owen

Daniel Craig

Colin Firth

Did Dante and Tosches ever kiss? They should have. I'm just sayin'.
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Never_Nude
12/04/08

@Never_Nude: Hello, Google. Sigh. Still, sorta works.
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Cerridwen
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
"What could be better than winning an Olympic gold medal? Becoming a mom, of course!"

STFU, People. It is not every woman's ultimate goal to use her uterus as a fruit bowl.
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kikichanelconspiracy
12/04/08

@Cerridwen: Blergh. I'd rather the gold medal. Kids are cute and all, and I do hope to have some one day, but seriously? Which scenario would you rather: (a) run into old-flame on street, and introduce them to your child? or (b) run into old-flame on the street and introduce them to your Olympic gold medal? Scenario B every time.
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RosettaStoned
12/04/08

@kikichanelconspiracy: THANK you, that's exactly what i was thinking. i am so sick of people acting like having babies is the best thing that can ever happen to a woman. i live in a rural area and i hate it when people ask if i have kids and i say "no, and i don't want any" and then they look at me with pity. or disappointment. like i'm not doing my part as a woman. if a man said he didn't want kids, people wouldn't look down on him. they'd probably applaud him for being 'man enough' to realize he's not cut out for parenthood.
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robot ninja spy
12/04/08

@RosettaStoned: You're right. See George Clooney..
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Remember when Paris was engaged to man-Paris? That was the apex of her fame and likability for me. It just seemed so fitting that she'd scream her own name during sex.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/04/08

@Mmmmkay: Awwww, someone should do an update of all the five-minute ex-BFs of these broads.

Actually, no - DON'T! Because I would watch, and those are minutes and brain cells I cannot get back.
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DangerMouse
12/04/08

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Like the cell in my brain that remembers Paris talking about hot British boys while she was supposedly still with Benji? HMMM???
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rosasparks
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
I am sad. Iggy Pop is no longer my friend's neighbor. I used to see him at brunch on the weekends and just be crushed. He would be sitting, eating his eggs and not screaming, smearing peanut butter over his bloodied chest. It was a bummer.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Miss Smith coveted an outfit in a magazine the other day, and as such flopped around pretending to be said model in ad.

Roommates noticed and felt Miss Smith was developing potential at becoming a model.

Thus, Gisele - give me modelship job now!
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VPea
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
You know I know Paris sucks but Nicole Ritchie is just as talentless and useless why is she suddenly an authority on what makes a person worthy or not to date? Because she had a baby? For reals? Gimme a break
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lovecake
12/04/08

@VPea: Uh, didn't you know? As soon as a celeb pops out a baby and stops partying they instantly become a moral authority.
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VPea
12/04/08

@lovecake: You said it far better than I could

Doesnt it remind you of junior high or something? As soon as the Queen bee starts smoking weed and letting boys touch her boobs she is suddenly the leader of the group dictating to the other girls whats cool and what isnt.

Maybe not the best analogy but it reminds me of that.
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Eeva
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Johnny Depp as Dante could be amazing, if the film was directed by someone with extraordinary imagination.
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rosasparks
12/04/08

@Eeva: Johnny Depp is amazing in everything. He is perfect for this.

Hell, I'd go watch him read the coupons insert in the newspaper, but still....
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Eeva
12/04/08

@rosasparks: I must be the historical consultant on this film, so I can remind the filmmakers of Dante's propensity for round-the-clock nudity.
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Annabellie
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Johnny Depp + Movie About Dante Writing The Divine Comedy = Awesometime
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Brigit
12/04/08

@Annabellie: Seriously, can it get any better?
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Annabellie
12/04/08

@Brigit: Only if there's chocolate involved. And booze. Oh God, I just remembered, the movie theatre near me is supposed to be getting their liquor license this month. Yessss.
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bleedingmouths
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
I laughed with Paris! those presidential ads were funny!
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CloudsInMyCoffee
12/04/08

@bleedingmouths: Yea, I thought so, too. They made me like Paris more than I was comfortable with.
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Lirael
12/04/08

In reply to Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178
Is it wrong that I actually like Nicole Ritchie? I don't know what she has done in her life to make her famous but I think she is cute and funny. Plus if my fat ass could fit in her skinny clothes I would steal her entire wardrobe
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Annabellie
12/04/08

@Lirael: Also her baby is adorable.
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LBB
12/04/08

@Lirael: Not wrong at all, I like her too.
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Bunsen Honeydew
12/04/08

@Lirael: Yeah, I wasn't crazy about her when she was trying to be Paris 2.0, but now that she's mellowed out a bit, she seems like she's always been a decent person on the inside. I like her now.
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Red-headed bookworm
12/05/08

@Lirael: I really like her. You should read her book. It's funny and snarky.
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