Last Wednesday, Maroon 5—a group of sentient mall-bought Sublime hoodies that started a band—made news with the music video for their latest single "Sugar," which depicts them crashing unsuspecting (and supposedly real) brides' weddings with surprise performances. "It felt good to surprise these people and make…
This was a truly exceptional week in erroneous shade usage. My list of cases was long, but as Chief Justice of Shade, it was my duty to select only the most egregious cases. The docket was so full that I couldn't even cloud Andy Cohen's sad-sack usage of shade. He, of all people, truly should know better.
Stumbling off course during the swampy haze of a Golden Globes after-party, Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o was unfortunate enough to encounter Bravo strega Kenya Moore. "Take a picture with me," Kenya cackled, but Lupita said no, because she had heard tale/seen episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and knew that…
A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)…
Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for anger issues (as well as recently diagnosed Bipolar and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and was said to be cooperating and progressing. But yesterday, Brown was discharged from the treatment facility in…
