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Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: "I’m Not Very Pretty"

• Early on Monday morning, Rihanna was celebrating the Saints' Super Bowl win at a Miami club with Kim Kardashian and Timbaland, when a partygoer chucked a champagne bottle at their table from the balcony above and almost hit her.

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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

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Nicole Richie Loves A Fart Joke

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Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen & Crashed; Is Anderson Cooper Adopting A Haitian Baby?

• This morning Charlie Sheen reported that his SUV, which he left in his open garage with the keys in the ignition, had been stolen. Later it was found totaled at the bottom of a ravine.

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Solange Has "Kanye Moment" About Big Sis Beyoncé On Twitter

The "Baby Weight" Obsession: Officially Out Of Control

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White House: We Won't Preempt Lost; Madonna's Date With Sean Penn

• After some pointless blather about terrorism and economic recovery during today's White House Press Briefing, Robert Gibbs addressed the question weighing most heavily on Americans' minds: Will the State of the Union preempt Lost's 3-hour season premiere?

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Courtney Love Takes Prescription Meds "Under A Strict Doctor's Care"

This Week In Tabloids: Brad Storms Off To A Biker Bar, Lindsay's Healed In Photoshop

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Rihanna Warned To Stay Clothed In Middle East; Mark Wahlberg Disses The Beckhams

• Rihanna has been told to dress "conservatively" for her New Year's Eve gig at the the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. A source reports that her team is frantic and, "Rihanna is tearing her hair out over what to do..."

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Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack

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Kendra Has A Baby

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George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother

• George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]

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Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna

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Kendra Wilkinson Is Working On Her Book

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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay

• Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:

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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl

• Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
• So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:

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Kendra Tells Hugh About The Baby In Her Tummy

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Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done

• Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:

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SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor

• "Sources" say Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart just weeks after the birth of their twin daughters. Matthew will stay in their Manhattan apartment and Sarah Jessica will move to Brooklyn with the kids.

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Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child

• Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."