The Kardashian Sisters Were 'Bitches' When They Found Out About Rob and Blac Chyna's Engagement

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s surprise family trip to Vail; the B-Plot was Rob Kardashian’s thinly veiled attempt to ruin his family from the inside out; and the C-Plot was Kourtney’s constantly growing annoyance with Scott Disick’s existence. #LEGGO
Amber Heard Says She Will Not Settle Her Domestic Violence Case
No, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard does not want to settle her domestic violence suit.
Scott Disick Explored Whether He's 'Kardashian Cursed' on KUWTK (For Ratings)
Hello, dolls! We’re back! Last week’s re-cap was put on hold because ya’ girl got called up to put in that work for this country by sitting on Jury Duty. To make sure this never happens again be sure to call your local politician and tell them personally to never call me for that mess ever again. More important work…
Against All Better Judgment, Lamar Odom Returned to KUWTK After His Near-Death Overdose
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kanye West’s fashion show; the B-Plot was Khloe’s nerves about Lamar’s first public appearance; and the C-Plot was Scott Disick’s ongoing struggle with sobriety. Join me as we take a look at the inner workings of a madman and the muses he calls…
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Twitter, a social media platform known for its capacity to connect and provide global community, collectively asserted its right to free speech and public assembly today. After the non-profit polling think tank British Vogue posed the question, “Who Said that Kendall and Gigi are not “true supermodels?,” the…
Cara Delevingne Returns to Modeling, Looks Good
Cara Delevingne, who quit modeling in August of last year because the job made her “hate” herself, has made a brief (or not-so-brief) return to the fashion world in a new campaign for Yves Saint Laurent. “La Collection de Paris,” reports Fashionista, “may or may not be” the final campaign of YSL creative director Hedi…
Vogue Keeps Treating Social Media Like It's a Cool New Trend That Everyone Wants to Read About
Kendall Jenner has landed the cover of a special 52-page, subscribers-only issue of Vogue this month, bundled together with Rihanna’s April issue. “64M Followers and Counting,” the cover blares, teasing the exhausting profile inside, which is, for some strange but at this point predictable reason, entirely focused on…
Vogue's So-Called 'Instagirls' Hit Silicon Valley, Appear to Have a Very Boring Time
The latest issue of Vogue includes a spread called “Here’s What Happens When Supermodels Kendall, Gigi, and Karlie Go to Silicon Valley.” As far as I can tell, nothing happens, except maybe Grace Coddington weeping a river of relief 5,000 miles away that she has finally washed her hands of this whole operation.
The Kardashian Jenners Are an Indistinguishable Blur of Fluff and Sparkles, White and Tan
Thursday afternoon at Madison Square Garden, the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Wests seemed to arrive to Kanye’s album listening/fashion show as one fluffy unit—their floor-length furs and chandelier-mimicking sequins blended into one another, an indistinguishable palette of white and off-white and tan and rosé.…
Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Scott Maybe Hits 'Rock Bottom'
On Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris and her children getting tested for cancer genes; the B-Plot was Scott’s continued troubles; and the C-Plot was Kendall and Caitlyn’s strained relationship. Things moved pretty slowly on this week’s episode, but a slow Kardashian pace is…
