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    Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn

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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Sean Penn is a dick, we get it. But he is Madonna's ex-husband, and if the rest of the world can comment on her weirdness, he certainly can too.


    But Jesus Luz? She does have another kid? I thought David was her most recent adoption.

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    02/24/09

    @TheExperience: Um, what? Most recent adoption? She's adopted one child. Jesus Luz is her love interest.


    Generally I think the difference is when bloggers make fun of Madonna, it's not in response to her walking up and saying, "Congratulations on your recent achievement!" Add in his abusive history with her, and all this Sean Penn is so kewl harharhar! stuff is pretty nauseating.

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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    If I won an Oscar, I wouldn't put it down, either. I'd sleep with it and shower with it and take it to my meetings and dress it up for church and sing to it at night.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    I love Sean Penn. I know he's an enormous pain in the ass, but I still love him. Especially because he poked fun at Moodonna.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Okay, the thing is: When I read the Kenan thing when Hortense posted it, my response was "oh man, what an ignoramus, shithead, etc."


    BUT: It occurs to me, what if Kenan isn't giving Chris Brown a pass, but is saying that SNL would give him a pass for the ratings. So he's blasting NBC for the very thing that we've been blasting him for.

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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    So who's the billionaire kid BI? Is it that oily douche Brandon Davis?
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Pshaw. I would say that Madonna and Jesus's run-in with Pontius Pilate was way rougher.
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    02/24/09

    @ellaesther: Always with the holy humor!
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    02/24/09

    @yvanehtnioj: And I'm even interfaith about it!
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    02/24/09

    @ellaesther: COTD.
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    02/24/09

    @LitiGrrl30: Thank you! But I do believe that hello.kitty has totally got me beat. To wit: [jezebel.com]
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    I would think Kathy Griffin would be depressed after writing her memoir realizing she has spent her life being a rude unfunny snarky bitch. Karma will get you Kath.
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    02/24/09

    @SweetSerengeti:


    I'm not exactly sure this was appropriated.


    You don't have to like her, but calling her an "unfunny snarky bitch" seemed to be a bit much, actually a lot much.

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    02/24/09

    @SweetSerengeti: She cracks me up, so unfunny is clearly subjective. And considering that snarky bitch could be a tag added to 90% of the posters' names around here, I'm not sure what's got you so pissed?
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Oh well so it's only me who thinks that there's something of a double standard going on here with Madonna and Sean. Not only do I not think it's particularly clever but seriously I just can't get past the fact that these two have a history of domestic violence and that if it had been anyone other than Madonna people wouldn't have been all 'woo Sean' over it. I loathe Madonna far more than almost any celebrity I know but I don't actually think that excuses Penn's snide and rather sad comment. A comment which I think is made worse by their history.


    Right I'll get off my high horse now.

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    02/24/09

    @emilyanne: No, I thought it was a bit uncomfortable. Neither of them are a portrait of class, but it's really a loaded comment.
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    02/24/09

    @emilyanne: I agree with you.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Completely OT: I have a STAR!

    SQUEEEE!
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    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: congrats!
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    02/24/09

    @hello.kitty: Thanks!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Because you deserve it dear.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    02/24/09

    @badmutha: Sweet!
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    I snorted coke (the liquiid kind) through my nose when I read Sean Penn's snark. It's funny. But only when she gets to say it back when she sees him with LiLo.
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    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Is this for real true? It makes me sad considering I have a ladyboner for Sean Penn. Where did this rumor come about?


    Then again I am younger than LiLo, so I guess I'm just as bad.

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    02/24/09

    @onestrawplz: The Sun claims it - so it's highly likely that it is completely fabricated.
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    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Ah, I think you mean the rumor about Lilo and Sean. I don't know, it's been going around for a while. And it makes me sad too.
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    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Isn't he still married to Robin Wright?
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    02/24/09

    @badmutha: They filed for divorce last year but didn't go through with it. They were together at the Oscars, so I assume they're still married and no longer separated.
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    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I hope it's not true. That would be seriously depressing, after that awesome speech on Sunday night.


    One of my FB friends changed her status to "Shut up and act, Sean Penn, and stop pontificating."


    Because we all know celebrities aren't allowed to have opinions!

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    02/24/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I am facebook friends with both Lindsay and Samantha (don't ask.. long story) and Lindsay and I have a mutual friend. As far as I know from my 10 or so degrees of separation, Lindsay is still very much with Samantha, and was never very much into boys to begin with. She just really loved Milk and got herself invited to a few pre-Oscar parties for the film, thus was spotted in the proximity of Sean Penn. And as you know, to gossip columnists, Lindsay being in the same room as a man = she's totally doing him. Despite being in a happy relationship and (maybe not openly, but pretty much) gay
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    02/24/09

    @opalmarie: THank you for probably clearing this up; my morning was severely crushed by such rumors.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    02/24/09

    @opalmarie: I think your story is much more likely.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Zohan was literally the worst movie I have ever seen. And believe me, I've seen some shitbombs of movies. I actually paid to see Death Race if that puts it in perspective for you.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    "Another kid already?" Now that was funny!!!


    I've read a lot of 'hated the Oscars' stories, but personally, I enjoyed this one more than most in recent years. I did miss Jon Stewart's opening, though, but I definitely am not going to complain about Hugh Jackman!!

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    02/24/09

    @MJ: Yeah... I was amused too. I can't tell if that says everyone else is too hard to please, or if I am just a sad simpleton.
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    02/24/09

    @MJ: I was fairly amused, but it dragged on too fucking long, as usual. By 11:45 I was going FOR THE LOVE OF PETE PLEASE JUST PRESENT BEST ACTRESS SO I CAN TURN OFF MY TV.
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    02/24/09

    @MJ: I really liked the Oscars this year- I however was watching it off the DVR, so I could fast forward through some of the tech stuff. Also better: watching it in the early evening on the West Coast instead of late at night on the East.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Hey Kenan, if SNL is stupid enough to invite Chris Brown on, that will be the death of it, once and for all. You have been warned.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    LILY ALLEN YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH MY AGATHA CHRISTIE, DO YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT MESS WITH MISS MARPLE. NO.
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    02/24/09

    @funnyface: ALSO DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE GRAVITY OF THESE CAPS. THESE AREN'T JOKEY CAPS. THESE ARE CUT-AN-A-HOLE CAPS.

    I got your back, funnyface.
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    02/24/09

    @prestocaro says, just keep spending your dumb money, rich a...: Thank you. I take my Christie very very seriously. This is like, oh, I dunno, Zac Efron saying he wants to play Poirot!
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    02/24/09

    @funnyface: I'M WITH YOU BISH!
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    02/24/09

    @funnyface: SHE COULD BE THE ONE THAT GETS KILLED, IN THE STUDY, WITH A GRAMAPHONE. VERY EARLY ON. NO LINES.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn
    Oh, man. Don't think I'm not going to go take a gander at the signed yarmulkes today.
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