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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    A quick glance and I thought it was another damn Chuck Bass shot. #ken
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    Facial and hair modeling done by the Giada de Laurentiis School of Giant Foreheads and Hairstyles. #ken
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    I seriously wonder what my mother is going to say when I ask for this for Christmas... #ken
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    I think he's trying to smize... and it's creeping me out. #ken
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09


    @Newsgirl: He's rocking the creepy-Twilight-doll stare. #ken
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    10/28/09

    @CurtCole: Sparkle dust sold separately. #ken
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    Manna-Ken #ken
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    So instead of being Barbie's boyfriend, is he now her Gay Best Friend? Is Barbie a beard? #ken
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    I would maybe call admitting finally that Ken is gay a win for gay rights, but honestly this outfit? No. #ken
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    Image of hovy hovy
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    I want one. Just to carry him around as I go from gay bar to gay bar and proudly proclaim, "This is my sugar daddy." #ken
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    10/28/09

    In reply to Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
    Are we certain this isn't Arlo Weiner's entry into a 'dress a Ken doll like yourself' competition? #ken
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/20/09

    In reply to "Put A Moustache On Ken And Pretend He's The Bad Guy!"
    Mustaches don't make you evil. That's silly. Goatees make you evil.
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    Image of curioushair curioushair
    09/20/09

    In reply to "Put A Moustache On Ken And Pretend He's The Bad Guy!"
    I had something called (I think?) Sport 'n Shave Ken. Basically the 80s version of the mod Ken but instead of a paste-on mustache, you drew it on with a magic marker and "shaved" him with a damp sponge "razor."
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    Image of joq8 joq8
    09/20/09

    In reply to "Put A Moustache On Ken And Pretend He's The Bad Guy!"
    Moustache or not, he'll never look as evil as the original Ken, who was a total troll.
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    vulcanized promoted this comment Edited by joq8 at 09/20/09 3:42 PM joq8 was starred joq8 was unstarred
    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    09/20/09

    @joq8: He had some nice clothes, though. We raided my mom's old doll clothes and my Barbie was thereafter smartly business with all of original Ken's hand-me-down dress shirts and blazers. My Easy To Dress My First Ken never matched that same class with his powder blue dinner jacket, white stretch unitard, and sparkly legwarmers. Easy To Dress Ken was made entirely of hard slippery plastic (no bendy legs for him!) and had biceps and hammies too massive to fit original Ken's natty office wear.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    09/20/09

    In reply to "Put A Moustache On Ken And Pretend He's The Bad Guy!"
    Ken is just like Joe Mauer. Sideburns=good guy.
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    Image of SonicNapoleonic SonicNapoleonic
    09/20/09

    In reply to "Put A Moustache On Ken And Pretend He's The Bad Guy!"
    This reminds me of a barbie I had that came with scissors and an extra set of hair. I butchered her hair (because that's what I was supposed to do right!?) and mom got mad. But I velcro'ed her extra hair back on and it was all okay! Except it looked like shit. Poor Barbie.
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    Image of ktwonderwoman ktwonderwoman
    09/20/09

    In reply to "Put A Moustache On Ken And Pretend He's The Bad Guy!"
    I totally had both of these dolls! So much fun to curl Barbie's wire hair with that plastic curling iron wand. And Ken came with multiple side burns options; I think only the mutton chops survived (we used to stick the mustaches and sideburns on GI Joe as well). Ahh, the memories... (Damn that person who stole my Barbie collection from our storage unit!)

    Oh, and Ken had real hair back then (not plastic helmet head), and Barbie may have still had real eyelashes as well.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    09/20/09

    @ktwonderwoman: My grandma still has my mom's Ken from when she was a girl, but all of Ken's hair sadly rubbed off, leaving him with only a gluey shadow of his former glory.
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