This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210, Adrienne's husband treated the cast to some "light" plastic surgery. You might be thinking, "plastic surgery and incessant pampering — is that all these bitches do all day long?" Normally you'd be right, but this week, Kyle changed it up by hosting a séance…

Angelina Jolie received a special award at the Sarajevo Film Festival on Saturday. The audience gave her a standing ovation; she said, "I will start crying if you don't stop." Apparently she had tears in her eyes as she waited for the clapping to die down, and her voice broke when she said, "I told Brad in the car I…

Pink and her husband Carey Hart announced the arrival of their daughter Thursday, saying, via Twitter, "We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She's gorgeous, just like her daddy." [People]

There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I…

After CBS announced that production on Two and a Half Men has been halted due to Sheen's "statements, conduct and condition," the actor sent a series of text messages to Good Morning America today saying that he is 100% clean and that he plans on showing up to work anyway. Because nothing says sobriety like announcing…

• According to the police report in Lindsay Lohan's jewelry jacking case, on January 18, four days before the alleged necklace incident, LL went to Kamofie & Company — the store in question — and tried on a pair of 18 karat gold white diamond earrings. She then took off one earring and left the other in her ear while…

• Though we've already read the eulogy for SATC, Hollywood executives have decided to revive the franchise with a film based on Candace Bushnell's prequel book The Carrie Diaries. And if you believe some anonymous insider, Michael Patrick King wants Blake Lively to play Carrie Bradshaw. "There are no plans to bring SJP…

• Lindsay Lohan — who is being accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from the Kamofie & Company jewelry store in Venice — can allegedly be seen on surveillance video taking said necklace from said store.

• Halle Berry is preparing to go to court to deal with the custody battle of her 2½-year-old daughter Nahla.

Three-time groom Jesse James now wants to marry Kat Von D after dating her for seven months. Maybe after all these trips down the aisle, he's realized how weddings help distract people from what a creep you've been.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Tiffany talks about how cool it was to have a latent homosexual (Jonathan Knight) as a boyfriend, Cameron Diaz bought weed from Snoop Dogg in high school, and watch some interspecies love.

• After hearing about the Tennessee high school where 90 students are pregnant, Kim Kardashian took to her blog to blame Teen Mom, saying its stars, "have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!"

• For years, Jennifer Aniston had an extremely famous haircut, which she didn't like one bit.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Camille Grammer intimates that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kelsey is bisexual, Joan Rivers talks about her vagina, and Barbara Walters hits on The Situation.

• As you surely noticed, 18-year-old Selena Gomez wasn't wearing her purity ring in those photos of her canoodling with Justin Bieber in the Caribbean. Now a family friend reports, "When the ring came off, Selena's parents became unglued."

• Martha Stewart's dog Francesca knocked her in the face and split her lip.

• A.J. McLean of the Backstreet Boys has entered rehab for the third time. Sources say he's been "out of control" recently, and it's been interfering with plans for the band's tour with New Kids On The Block.