While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that…
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Break Up Over Her Nonstop Partying
After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.
Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'
Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did:
The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad
I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP
It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again
Last night Lindsay Lohan went to a Justin Bieber concert. A few hours later, at around 4 AM, she was arrested for punching a woman in the face in a New York club following brief verbal altercation (LiLo said something to the effect of "Give me my space" before clocking the girl). She and friends attempted to flee the…
Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You
Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: "You are…
Dirt Bag: Kelsey Grammer Defends Partying with His Newborn at the…
Kelsey Grammer explains why he brought his baybay for a night of debauchery at the Playboy Mansion:
And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively
This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot …
Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash
Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark American nightmare that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show scored 3 million viewers in the final week of August and…
Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World By Storm
The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah
