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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Zoe's cover sold better because people are way, way more into pooping bonuses than pooping surprises. Duh! #kellyclarksonself
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Kelly Clarkson also hasn't done much recently, to my knowledge. Zooey had a highly buzzed-about movie. I'm sure that's a factor. #kellyclarksonself
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Next months headlines:

    GET FUCKING TINY!

    How to Photoshop yourself
    into someone that
    even your guy
    won't recognize!

    You're not skinny enough. #kellyclarksonself
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Might it not also be worth noting that the Kelly Clarkson cover is really dull? Besides not looking like Kelly, it's just not as pretty and cheerful.

    Plus, right next to it on the newsstand I can pick up Shape, which always features the same bikini-clad body thigh-high in water with a different celebrity's head pasted on, and what's not fun about that? #kellyclarksonself
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
    I think that violence has kind of a weird, tenuous relationship with sex, and it's fashion's favorite transgression.

    I find some imagery more shocking than others, but I tend to have a more loose relationship with this sort of thing, that I don't try to justify or explain.

    Images #8-10 I remember seeing recently, and I didn't really gather than she was dead. The more straight forward shots like #1-3 are, quite simply, dumb. I always hated that Jimmy Choo advert. It's obvious to the point of caricature, which makes it even more offensive. #7 is pretty bothersome. #11 is just fucking sexy. #deadmodels
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    Image of kellybones kellybones
    11/02/09

    @Penny: Have you seen Spike Jonze's music video for Kanye West's Flashing Lights? I'm linking to it here (not embedding) because it's extremely NSFW but I think it is one of the best examples of pop culture and fashion's combination of sex and fashion. The video has disturbed me ever since I have seen it.

    [www.youtube.com] #deadmodels
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/02/09

    @kellybones: Had to watch that! I actually really don't like West, I think he's pretty talentless. I need to sit on that video for a bit. Lots to soak in, especially how she stripped down before killing him, further solidifying the death-violence-sex thing. #deadmodels
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
    Kinda off-topic, but to add insult to injury.. the model in #11 would probably be considered a "plus-sized" model nowadays.. and that pic is relatively recent (early 90s) *sighs* #deadmodels
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    The music in the beginning of clip #11 made me laugh so god damn hard. I can't sit through those entertainment shows, but whoever does their music deserves to win a fucking prize. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/06/09

    In reply to Alexander McQueen: For The Futuristic Interplanetary Mutant Alien Queen In You
    All those outfits are sublime. I can actually see someone wearing them.

    But the shoes? My ankles hurt just looking at them. Especially the ones in #11.
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    Image of YasmineDento YasmineDento
    10/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Makes Her Debut As Ungaro's Artistic Director At Paris Fashion Week
    #11 - I believe that Vivienne Westwood had a jacket very similar to this?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    10/04/09

    @YasmineDento: I think this is an issue with the entire collection. "This kind of looks like this, this kind of looks like this."
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    10/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Makes Her Debut As Ungaro's Artistic Director At Paris Fashion Week
    #9: did she have a breast reduction? I applaud owning your scars but that just seems weird
    #11: Queen of hearts' daughter does ironic 80's?
    #37: Needs more tule around the skirt and a highlighted dude in an open black silk shirt in leotards for their ice skating routine.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/04/09

    @Kali Mama: I had a friend who had breast implants about 5 years ago and her scarring looked exactly like this. A straight line down from the nipple. It certainly could have been a reduction too, I guess. I also wonder why they decided to not use a pastry on her, but did on the rest of the models.
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    Image of Yaffle Yaffle
    10/04/09

    @GirlFailer: Tee hee! I think croissants/danish rolls would have looked better than those awful sequined hearts!
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/04/09

    @Yaffle: Ha! I just noticed the typo. Doughnuts on the brain.
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    09/23/09

    In reply to New Zealand Fashion Week: Carpenter's Daughter
    #11 is gorgeous. I might not wear it every week. But, I'd wear at least once a month for years to come.
    And I love the models.
    Is this the first time that actual plus sized women (not that they are exceptionally plus sized) have been on the runway? As opposed to the usual Size 4 and 6' tall "plus size" models?
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    09/23/09

    @fluxus flucker: I don't think so, since Plus Size lines put on shows, they just are not usually "high fashion" lines; L. Bryant does shows, as I am sure other lines do, but you don't see LB in fashion mags next to D+G, Gucci, Burberry, Proenza Schouler, Marc Jacobs, etc.etc.etc. This seems to be trying to break out of the mall-market as a more "boutique" line.

    I think some of these are nice (1,2,8,11) but most still look a little Chico's to me style-wise, though I bet they have nice fabrics and construction.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    09/24/09

    @fluxus flucker: Your comment about the models being 'not exceptionally plus sized' irks me. I can't really put my finger on the exact reason why, but it really does.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/22/09

    In reply to Jeremy Scott: Yabba Dabba Don't
    I want to know why #11 has "April May June" tattooed on him. Does he tend to forget those months of the year?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/22/09

    @wtfox?!: He wanted the whole calendar, but these were the only months he could spell out for the tattoo artist.
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    Image of alexburrito alexburrito
    09/17/09

    In reply to Anna Sui: For The Swinging '60s Preppy Schoolgirl Mod In You
    Sui had recreated her 60's Detroit childhood, and mine! Look #11 is straight outta the 4th of July BBQ in 1969. Most of the headscarves, though, had pink foam rollers under them. And the ladies all smelled like Dippity Do and Aquanet!
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    Dodai promoted this comment Edited by alexburrito at 09/17/09 12:40 PM alexburrito was starred alexburrito was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/15/09

    In reply to Stars Bright, Stars Hideous At Bright Star Premiere
    I'm confused. Was this a dressy occasion or not? Because the mix of Abbie's beautiful gown and the.....things that #10 and #11 are wearing do not go together. At all.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/14/09

    In reply to Gone To Carolina: Old-School Elegant For Old-School Ladies
    I like #10 a LOT. #11 is pretty, but I would maul a white dress so fast.
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