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    Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.

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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    I read this last night because I was timid about sleeping after experiencing sleep paralysis the night before for the first time (that certainly was an experience, by the way). It actually made me more afraid. The arm table is just terrifying.
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    Image of Lorin Taylor Lorin Taylor
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    Awww, you cut off the mystery toes. I saw the article and noticed in the chair under the thumb there are a set of toes. The retoucher apparently burned his retinas looking at the rest of the image.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/23/09

    @Lorin Taylor: wow - u r gud - I still can't see them - clicked over twice.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    Whatever she pays her nannies-- it's too little. Yikes!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    "Neapolitan abandon," of course, refers to the abandon with which many people eat the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    09/23/09

    @Dodgergirl: Hand me that box of ice cream when you're done! I eat everything but the chocolate.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    I will give that writer every dime I own if she can produce the tape or notebook where she recorded that quote. I call journalistic shenanigans. That reeks so hard of editorial spicing up.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    Those walls are a nightmare. As is the matching dress.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    Kelly Wearstler? You mean THE Kelly Wearstler of Top Design who dressed like a toilet paper cover and needed a hairbrush? I guess you could call that fearless. I would have gone with insane though.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    That's code for "she just throws a bunch of shit together and everyone thinks it works because it's her schtick."
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    I she really a great designer? I read a piece on her in the New Yorker that made me want to vom.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    09/23/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I HATE her aesthetic, personally.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/23/09

    @Penny: You're right. It's totally gross: [www.kellywearstler.com]
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/23/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: From that link I have gathered that she enjoys rounded chairs and decapitated heads.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/23/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Yes, and an illegal amount of lacquer.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    09/23/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: every room or house she touches makes me want a nap and a valium. There is a complete lack of humour, restraint or oxygen in her work. I think her looks and having struck onto a post-hollywood-regency thing at the right time are the secrets to her oh-so-confounding success.
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    Image of alouette alouette
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    Maybe it means combining pink and brown, like that obnoxious trend about 5 years ago?

    I mean, I like them, and I like them together, but maybe this abandon is the kind that spurred 10,000 teenagers' AIM profile color schemes?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/23/09

    In reply to Only In Vogue, Kids. Only In Vogue.
    Neapolitan abandon, as in chocolate, vanilla and strawberry?
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/23/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: You forgot the abandon part. Let it melt, swirl it together, toss it at a wall and voila!
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    09/23/09

    @o-line: Or perhaps they're referring to Naples, Italy? She covers rooms in a chaotic flurry of wine, pasta and tomatoes?

    Or perhaps it's Naples, Floria, and she throws "upscale retirement community chic" around like a shuffleboard puck on a seniors cruise.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/23/09

    @jigglyball: The Florida theory really plays well into the abandon aspect. Retirement homes are redecorated once every geologic era.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    09/23/09

    @o-line: But they always smell the same!
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