Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland

• Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]

Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick

• Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.

Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened

• After partying at a local bar, Jon Gosselin reportedly brought a 23-year-old cocktail waitress back to his apartment over the garage of his Pennsylvania home. She left the next morning wearing the same outfit. Jon claims she's just the babysitter.

Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy

• Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:

Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets

• Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?

Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker

• A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.

Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?

• Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]

Lindsay And Sam Fake A Sick Day

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were supposed to host a Valentines Day party but they cancelled because Sam has the flu and Lindsay is sick too. Pictures of them fighting in the street suggest otherwise.

Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America

• Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks to play the title role in a modern day adaptation of "Snow White" called The Stepsister Scheme. Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus are also allegedly up for roles. [ShowbizSpy]

Will The Vogue Documentary Make Sienna Miller Cry?

• In the documentary The September Issue, Anna Wintour and company make numerous bitchy comments about cover girl Sienna Miller's appearance, saying she's "toothy" and needs a haircut. This movie sounds more fascinating every day. [ONTD]

Kelly Osbourne In Rehab

• Kelly Osbourne checked into Oregon's Hazelden Alcohol and Drug rehabilitation center on Wednesday. Her mom, Sharon Osbourne, says:

Sasha And Malia Find Out What's Behind Door Number One

• Last night the White House staff set up a scavenger hunt for Malia and Sasha so they could learn about the history of their new home, and they found a huge surprise at the end.

Even The Secret Service Is No Match For Beyonce

• After rehearsal for the pre-inauguration concert, police reportedly told Beyonce and Jay-Z the streets surrounding their theater were closed, but Beyonce informed them that divas don't walk four blocks in the cold to their car.

Ricardo Montalban Is Dead at 88

• Sad news: Ricardo Montalban, star of MGM musicals and TV's Fantasy Island, died today in L.A. at the age of 88. [NBC]

Katy Perry And Travis McCoy: Once Hot, Now Cold

• Katy Perry and fiance Travis McCoy have called it quits. McCoy announced the breakup by posting this statement on his website: "My Laptop is my new b–. LOYAL. LISTENS. and NEVER LET'S ME DOWN." [People]

The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen