ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH: The Palace has announced in an official statement that Kate Middleton is officially in labor. Wait. North Who?

Last night on the red carpet at the BET Awards, there were pretty dresses, interesting shoes, creative hairdos and Meagan Good's nipples. Let us not delay.

Katie Couric had Kelly Rowland on her show today, and while the things she said were fine – she's happy for Beyoncé; it's no one's business who the guy in "Dirty Laundry" is ("He's a good guy and I'm really happy for him the way his life turned out"); Taylor Swift is a "gangster" for singing about her relationships –…

It didn't take much clairvoyance to guess that the Food Network would fire Paula Deen for her propensity to pretend that she was living in a diorama of antebellum Georgia, but the move took a lot of Deenies (that would be the delightfully nimble word I just made up for Paula Deen fans) by surprise. And what do modern…

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to…

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…

Kelly Rowland's "Dirty Laundry," a slow ballad about the dark side of fame, her competition with Beyoncé and how it was linked to Rowland's abusive relationship, puts its listeners through the emotional wringer — so you can only imagine how intense it is for her to perform it live.

Today in totally not-at-all manufactured real-life news about facts, somebody asked Miley Cyrus if she wanted to make out with Rihanna and she was like "yup," and then somebody else asked Rihanna if she wanted to make out with Miley Cyrus and she was like "k," and now the two of them pretty much have a lesbian…

Kelly Rowland just released her newest song and isn't her being sexy, which she's been pretty good at lately. No, it's one of the more emotionally explicit songs about abuse and fame we've heard since Mary J. Blige's classic records.

Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.

Whoa. Whoa. Have you listened to Kelly Rowland's "Kisses Down Low"? When I first saw the title, I thought it would be some dumb song about how much she loves to give head to her boyfriend, but no — it's all about how much she loves to get head and it's awesome. For some reason, the thing that blogs are talking about…

Remember that Destiny's Child kitchen-singing clip in HBO's Beyoncéumentary Life Is But a Dream? They were all such endearing youngins.

Yesterday at Essence magazine's sixth annual Black Women in Hollywood awards luncheon, tears flowed as honorees took the stage.

So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.

All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me. It has just been announced that Destiny's Child, who recently released their first song in 8 years, will reunite to perform during Beyonce's Super Bowl half time show. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion by sharing our favorite Destiny's Child videos,…

Last night at the VH1 Divas event, stars rocked sparkles, sequins, eye-catching shoes and, in one case, a train worthy of Amtrak.

Last night at the 40th American Music Awards, the stars were shiny and bright, with gold being one of the most popular colors on the red carpet.

The folks on Good Morning America announced what Kelly Rowland bought as a baby shower gift for Beyoncé and Jay-Z's little girl! Warning: It is definitely your depressing "they are the one percent" celebrity story of the day. The former Destiny's Child singer has purchased a $7,000 glittering mini bathtub covered in…

It looks like Bieberbabydaddygate is on its last skinny-jean-clad legs and will soon be dead forever. It's been discovered that Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old woman who's become infamous overnight for saying that Justin Bieber is the father of her child, made an earlier claim that the baby was, in fact, fathered by…