I know it's a lot to hope for, but maybe Oprah's new selection is the Boonsdocks comic strip series, "Public Enemy #2". I know that it's not, but still...that would be really sweet.
The Jack Klugman story is heartbreaking. Reality stars can just keep sueing and then getting another reality show and get more money and sue again, but here's a man who actually had talent and a good show, and he's struggling after 20 years to get the money he deserves for his actual hard work.
This made me realize how much stupid media speculation I've absorbed about MJ. I clicked on the link for the doc who said he wanted to impregnate her, and i was surprised that she was black. Then I was like WTF? Why would I actually think I know enough about MJ to be surprised by that?!? Shit, I think I need to stop reading the internets before I become a self-proclaimed expert on all kinds of shit I'm not qualified to have an opinion on.
Get me Alan Rickman for my Tom Tom - I considered buying John Cleese just for the line "watch out for that dog! Oh never mind." But I proved to be just too cheap.
@Maritsa: Would it sound like, "Hello Alan Rickman, this is Alan Rickman, reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer. And then turn left. Do not disappoint me."
@redqueenmeg: Oh, Alan Rickman and Patrick Stewart GPS systems would rock. Along with, like, egg timers. "Engage" for when you set it; "Turn me off or I shall run mad" for when it beeps!
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The Miss Ireland costume is tragic. And Miss USA looks like she wandered out of a McCain rally.
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"Bear right... MONKEY LEFT!"
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Get me Alan Rickman for my Tom Tom - I considered buying John Cleese just for the line "watch out for that dog! Oh never mind." But I proved to be just too cheap.
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Commenting on you and your 'big boobs' feels like feeding the trolls.