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Oprah Hacks Hilary's Hair

Dodai — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:00:00 EDT

Oprah's not a hairdresser, but she did chop about nine inches off of Hilary Swank's mane — which was then donated to Pantene Beautiful Lengths. The segment will air on Oprah's show Friday. Wonder if either of them read about how sometimes writing a check is better? [People]
Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen: Still at it. The couple had dinner at New York's Waverly Inn, owned by Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter. [Page Six]
Was Gisele Bundchen a witch for Halloween? She cut the line at a haunted house in New York. [Page Six]
Paul McCartney's soon-to-be-ex-wife, Heather Mills, is so upset about being branded a "whore and a gold digger" that she has thoughts of suicide. "I considered killing myself because I thought, if I am dead, [Beatrice] can be safe with her father," she says. [Page Six]

Dog The Bounty Hunter star Duane "Dog" Chapman has apologized for making racist slurs. Dog was recorded while on a phone call with his son — dropping the N word several times in a rant about his son's girlfriend, who is black. [People]
Owen Wilson pees with the stall door open. [Page Six]
Sting was seen in the Champagne Lounge of a strip club, probably not singing "Don't stand so close to me." [Page Six]
Kelly Klein is a mom! Lukas Alexander Rector was born to a surrogate in California on Oct. 25. He'll be raised in New York, and though he has his mother's maiden name, Kelly's ex, designer Calvin Klein, will be involved in his life. Ah, the modern family! [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which designer who's gone 'round and 'round the revolving rehab door gets his fix from a model - who's been in rehab herself, though for a different problem?" [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which famously un-single hip-hop powerhouse recently had a booty call with three women in a private third-floor room of that very trendy restaurant on Greenwich St.?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
Rocker Joel Madden says of his situation with pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie: "Having a baby is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me, and to us." [People]
It's a little late, but if you wanted to be Posh Spice for Halloween, the key is: "Don't smile at all. You have to look really miserable. Like really miserable. Annoyed," says Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. [People]
Speaking of Posh, she's back to dark hair, you know. [The Sun]
And Posh's hubby? David Beckham? His new best friend is Snoop Dogg. Their kids play soccer together and Snoop says, "I love soccer just as he loves hip hop." [Mirror]
An Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty duet??? Please please please let this come true. [The Sun]

Terrence Howard Teaching Kim Kardashian How To Keep Her Famous Ass Clean?

Dodai — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:00:00 EDT

OMG. This is amazing. Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian was seen "making out" with Terrence Howard! And he was seen "rubbing her butt"! Does she know about the baby wipes??? [Page Six]
Jennifer Lopez's mom told a Daily News reporter she didn't hear about Jennifer being pregnant. "You know more than I do. I don't talk to her very often." Ouch! We're totally calling our mom later. [Rush & Molloy]
Lindsay Lohan's rep says the rumor about LL shagging married dude Tony Allen in rehab is "mean" and "untrue." Because that's her job. [Rush & Molloy]
Have you seen Beyoncé's new dark hair? [StereoHyped]
Mary-Louise Parker's adoption of an African girl is "a great idea" says Angelina Jolie. Inside she was thinking, "Copycat!" [Page Six]

Whoopi Goldberg seen giving Sherri Shepherd fashion advice? How very troubling. [Page Six]
Today in the Charlie Sheen custody drama: Denise Richards claims Charlie got engaged to fiancée Brooke Mueller to get on the cover of People. [People]
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds want a "fun and casual" wedding. You know what would be fun? If Scary Spice showed up! [People]
Brad Pitt: where he's from in the Midwest there's a "congenital sadness" but he's happy to have kids and their mother is "amazing." Same old same old. [People]
Brad's next project? Playing a disgraced boxer in a flick based on a true story. We like that the documentary about the fighter was called High On Crack Street. Kind of says it all. [E!]
For last year's transgression — trying to enter an airport with a collapsible baton in his luggage — Snoop Dogg was sentenced to community service in a location that does not involve children, games or football. Boo! [TMZ]
Sharon Osbourne says Ozzy is always up for sex. "He's like a rabbit. Every song gets him in the mood." Ugh, too early for this! [The Sun]
Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil had a spat before her MOBO performance, which might have been why it was kind of a mess. A source claims Blake told her he was going to slit his wrists, and that Amy's toilet was covered in vomit. Sigh. [The Sun]
Did you hear about Sting visiting a brothel in Germany? Apparently his wife doesn't give a damn. They were nuzzling in public last night. [Daily Mail]

Michelle Williams: Soon-To-Be-Single Mom

Dodai — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:00:48 EDT

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams: SPLIT! "They've been fighting for six months," says a source. Their daughter, Matilda, is 23 months old. [Star]
Michelle's dad says he has "great respect for Heath" even though the dad was "never invited into their world." Maybe because he's self-exiled in Australia for tax evasion?[News.com.au]
Owen Wilson is on the mend and "doing very well" says director Wes Anderson. [NY Post]
In addition, "When [Owen's] ready he's going to speak for himself much better than anyone else could," Anderson says. [People]
Grey's Anatomy actress Kate Walsh, 39, got married over the weekend. [People]
Dina Lohan's new boyfriend calls Michael Lohan a violent, drug-abusing criminal who never deserved his "classy, intelligent" wife. It's like a Telenovela, come to life! [Page Six]

Photographer David LaChappelle "hates" Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera and Madonna. It's like a Telenovela come to life! [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers." [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which singer keeps her slender frame so thin the old-fashioned way? Seems a 'major eating disorder' helps keep her midriff worth baring." [Page Six]
Is Kelly Klein really using her own (50-year-old) eggs to get pregnant? Why does anyone care? [Page Six]
A "frenzied female fan" rushed Brad Pitt at the Venice Film Festival, and he was shaken up, poor thing. [Page Six]
But Brad and Angelina are ready for a fifth child! They don't have one from South America yet, so we think they should head to Peru or something. [People]
Did Gisele Bundchen send Bridget Moynahan's new baby a onesie with the word "supermodel" on it? Because that would be crazy. [Gatecrasher]
Zach Braff, Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson dined together at Dominick's in L.A. on Wednesday night. Zach is everywhere. [Gatecrasher, 5th item]
Blind item! "Which Hollywood megastar couple likes to have the hotel where they stay in New York clip flattering pictures of them and their child from the celeb weeklies, to put in frames before they arrive at their suite?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
A former manager claims Mariah Carey owes him major bucks. [Rush & Molloy]
Russell Simmons: did yoga with John Edwards? Likes Kucinich?? [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
When John Mayer and Jessica Simpson were dating, Jessica would "call photographers and set him up all the time," says a source. [TMZ]
The child welfare official from Malawi who was supposed to go to London to assess Madonna has been removed from the case under allegations he solicited money from the singer for the trip. Messy! [ABC News]
Pete Doherty missed his court appearance because he'd checked into rehab. It's like déjà vu all over again! [Reuters]
Usher finally married his 37-year-old baby mama. [USA Today]
Courtney Love denies she said "I've never seen anyone take as much coke" as Amy Winehouse. "Even I wasn't that bad." Her denial was via Perez Hilton, sigh. [Mirror]
The Israeli actress-model-artist who dated Olivier Martinez after he broke up with Kylie Minogue speaks! "What they say about French lovers is all true." [Daily Mail]
Bill Murray was stopped by the police while driving a golf cart in downtown Stockholm. [Yahoo! News]

Oh For Fuck's Sake Damien Hirst, Enough With The Skulls Already

Jennifer — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:00:00 EDT

Poseur/artiste Damien Hirst is not only attending the "hotly-anticipated" Prada party during New York Fashion Week, he's designing the giant skull-shaped mirror that will be enhancing the store's decor the night of the party as well. [WWD, 2nd item]
Somewhere there is a decree that Stella McCartney is infallible regarding the rights of animals and the environment and if you commit the heresy of questioning this she will bite. [Vogue UK]
"The collection is many women. She is strong, hard working, sincere, purposeful, intelligent, easygoing, chic, professional, edgy, happy, a mother, a friend, a single woman, a hippie spirit," Rachel Roy on the woman who represents her upcoming Spring/Summer 2008 collection. In other words, anyone with two breasts and a credit card. [The Fashion Informer]

Kelly Klein is having a baby, something that never happened while the sometime-photographer was married to her now-ex, Calvin Klein. [Page Six]
"I wanted something memorable and sweet. It started with a drawing of a deer. I changed the "deer" to "dear." You know, something that's dear to you," says Amanda Bynes, on the name of her Steve & Barry's clothing line. Wow, Amanda. We had no idea until you told us that that's what "dear" means. [Houston Chronicle]
Project Runway! At last! November 14 we will be reunited with Heidi, Tim, Nina, and Michael. [FabSugar]
OMG. Vintage Reebok. Revived. Go look. Now. [FabSugar]
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The CEO of Rock & Republic has been charged with sexual harassment by a former employee. And by "sexual harassment" we mean she has accused him of attempted rape. Just putting that out there. [TMZ]

Owen Wilson Gets Support From Pulp Fiction's Jules Winfield

Dodai — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:00:00 EDT

Owen Wilson attempted suicide because he "had been depressed for several months," reports Extra. [People]
Samuel L. Jackson visited Owen Wilson in the hospital. For some reason this makes us feel a lot better. Seriously. Somehow, Sam just soothes the soul. [TMZ]
Madonna's adoption of David Banda is moving forward: a social worker was given permission to visit the family. [People]
This summer, singer Ashanti "gained so much weight she refused to be photographed." Sigh. Some of us know how she feels. [Page Six]

The Teen Choice Awards was going to have a category called "Newsmakers of the Year" with nominees like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, but the category was nixed. Good call. [Page Six]
Neighbors and community leaders are unhappy with The Box, a downtown NYC club with Jude Law, Josh Lucas and Rachel Weisz on its board. The nightspot was supposed to be a theater and a "cultural institution," instead it's just a club. "They lied," says a resident. Shady celebs? What a surprise. [Gatecrasher]
Blind item! "Which adult video star is bragging he has pix of a certain hip-hop big asleep in bed after a tryst?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
Former bodyguards have a book in the works that will detail "the darker side" of Siegfried and Roy — including smuggling jewelry in tiger cages, drug and alcohol abuse and illegal "secret disposal of animals, including an elephant buried under a housing development." Scandalous! [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
About the "abuse investigation" into Britney Spears and her two young boys: it's not physical abuse — the complaint lodged dealt with poor dental hygiene, poor eating and sleeping habits. [TMZ]
Amy Winehouse's in-laws staged an intervention on the radio. They say that Amy and Blake think they're under control, but that's not the case. Also: "We are concerned that if one of them dies, the other will die. They are a very close couple, and if one dies through substance abuse, the other may commit suicide." [Guardian]
Lily Allen was so drunk at a festival she interrupted a reggae singer's set and pushed him off the stage — he retaliated by pouring beer over her head. Fun! [The Sun]
Jude Law: Dating German model. [The Sun]