Today in Tweet Beat, the feud between Chelsea Handler and Nick Cannon leaves us asking, "Why?" Plus, Tyra proves she's down-to-earth because she makes her own bed.

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki has gotten very into books and words and spelling since she got that book deal. Plus, Melissa (Joan Hart) explains it all.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon made bullying trendy, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Lil Wayne doesn't want anymore jail mail.

Today in Tweet Beat, Justin Timberlake appreciates your box office dollars, Malcom-Jamal Warner is on a morphine drip for food poisoning, and Rachel Zoe has a cavity—literally.

Today in Tweet Beat, La Toya Jackson makes our day by joining Twitter, Kelly Bensimon is suddenly "the queen of accountability," and Kanye an email complaint.

After nearly a month of speculation, Bravo has officially announced that Danielle Staub will not be returning to Real Housewives. NYC, Atlanta, and O.C. will also experience major cast changes. Plus, a preview Atlanta's new season after the jump.

• Jennifer Aniston was spotted on a date last night with Harry Morton, founder of the Pink Taco restaurant chain and ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher is pissed about Star's new cover story, Sarah Palin lashes out at "yellow journalism" for writing about Bristol, and Kelly Bensimon makes everyone uncomfortable when talking about her daughter's "panties."

Today in Tweet Beat, Mindy Kaling validates our existence by acknowledging it, Chris Brown is happy that his life is getting better, and 50 Cent has some fashion advice.

Today in Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has a case of the sads, Kelly Bensimon gives unsolicited fashion advice, and Heidi Montag wears sunglasses for the first time since getting a new face.

• A court hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan can leave rehab two months early, but sources say she's already signed discharge papers and will sneak out today to avoid a media frenzy.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt explains his new tell-all book about Heidi Montag, Stoya has a weird request and Teresa Giudice reacts to rumors that Danielle Staub is getting her own spin off.

Today in Tweet Beat, Mimi is confusing even her "lambs" with her latest acronym, Raekwon has a shout out to make, and Susan Orlean still prefers hard copies.

Today in Tweet Beat, Bill Cosby is alive and well (and pushing an iPhone app) despite rumors of his demise. Also, Danny DeVito is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.

Today in Tweet Beat, Eric Roberts is trying not to be a pothead, Kim Zolciak gives an update on the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Kelly Bensimon gets inspirational.

Last night on Watch What Happens, host Andy Cohen asked Bethenny Frankel what Kelly Bensimon meant when, on an episode of Real Housewives, she famously said out of nowhere, "Satchels of gold." Bethenny breaks it down.

• Paris Hilton is allegedly making the Nazi salute while wearing a military-style hat in a picture taken on a yacht in St. Tropez. She insists she's just dancing and scratching her nose.

Kelly Bensimon recently sat down for an interview with Out to talk about bullying (obvs), sex education, Real Housewives, gay stuff, live streaming, lollipops, and other non sequiturs that make absolutely no sense.

Wondering why you didn't get an invite to the 2010 Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge in Bridgehampton? Maybe because you're not a Real Housewife; those redoubtable dames — of NYC and NJ — dominated. So you know the clothes were...memorable.

Between the series, their personal blogs, and the various tabloids they frequent, you'd think you already knew everything about these women. But the interviews—with cast members and producers—in The Real Housewives Get Personal contains behind-the-scenes satchels of gold.