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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    Oh marvellous Chris Martin, you're happy to donate to Kids Company and help homeless teens as long as they live far away from you (ie South London) but you had no qualms about blocking that hostel for homeless women and their kids at the end of your street a few years ago?

    Just as long your idea of charity doesn't inconvenience you or your property prices at all, you hypocrite...

    (PS: Kids Company deserve every penny plus more. It's just Chris Martin I have issues with.)
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    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    Penelope Cruz's quote resonates with me... whenever I do hard physical activity that leads me with bruises, (like the ones I would get back when I did fencing) or cuts (I'm clumsy and fall a lot) catching a glimpse of them always makes me a little happy, like seeing a little trophy on my skin.
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    Tart of Darkness promoted this comment InABook was starred InABook was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/15/09

    @InABook: A few weeks ago my husband and I were out trail riding and his horse spooked so just for the heck of it mine did too. No big deal on either side, but the next day I had a little bruise on my thigh from the saddle somehow and I was proud. Oh yes! I AM the rodeo queen!
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    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    I knew Katy came from a religious family, but didn't actually know the preacher bit.

    So, um . . . . are they the kinda Christians who are cool with gay folks, or is bi-curious kissin' experimentation promoting one of the things they think think needs "positive influence"?
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    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    God save Mr. Bean!

    I hope Teddy was not involved in the accident.
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    salthegeek promoted this comment jessiesalzi was starred jessiesalzi was unstarred
    Image of Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
    12/12/09

    @jessiesalzi: Personally, I think it was one of Baldrick's cunning plans.
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    Image of casi nadie casi nadie
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    I perked up when I read the bit about Posh and the Alexander Technique - cause it's a posture thing that my flute teacher used to make me do to increase my lung capacity, and it was exciting to suddenly realize that maybe my flute teacher wasn't making stuff up.

    /nerd
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/12/09

    @casi nadie (loves MCC forever): My university theatre teacher used to have us do it, too!
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    I would support MTV more if they also pulled that fight scene from that Teen Mom show off the air. I'm really tired of seeing the commercials where that girl slams that dudes head into the door and then slaps him.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/12/09

    @Triana Orpheus: which couple?
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/12/09

    @bluebears: Amber and Gary. The slap is at 1:34, but in the shorter promos that they've been running on TV you can see her push his head too.

    [www.mtv.com]
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/12/09

    @Triana Orpheus: OH yes. I saw that. Yeah, I have so many issues with that show anyway.
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    Image of moifauxmail moifauxmail
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    The "Jersey Shore" thing, the whole...thing...it's...god.

    It's a pack of awful people being awful in awful places for the sake of being awful.

    I'm not justifying violence, but it's a bit like watching "Cops" and being shocked (SHOCKED!) that people get tasered.

    I live in Chicago and lived in the area when they were filming the "real world" back in 2001 or so. Those were some of the worst human beings I've seen outside of documentaries on genocide. Screaming, petulant, crass, mean, demanding to be let into places with their camera crews and causing a general ruckus everywhere they went. I watched one of them have a complete meltdown outside a bookstore (!) that had a sign up saying "REAL WORLD NOT WELCOME!" which many business in the area did.

    Again, not a justification, but it's an ugly and terrible world populated by people who are loud, pushy and acting like idiots. Bad things will happen there.

    And MTV will make money off the "controversy" of it all.

    I need a shower.
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    Sanfo promoted this comment moifauxmail was starred moifauxmail was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/12/09

    @moifauxmail: Hey, the Real World house is my gym now!

    (And hi, neighbor.)
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    Image of mordicai mordicai
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    I mean-- pulling it from the air doesn't mean it didn't happen, MYV. I don't care for reactions like this-- "oh shit, this is controversial, better shut down the dialogue!"

    I've never seen that guy Russel Brand when he DIDN'T make a rape joke. Seriously, his MTV Video Awards performance was just a string of "Oh hey female presenter, I am going to slip you drugs & then rape you in your dressing room, ah ha ha!" I hate that weasel.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    Per the Snooki punch getting pulled, ima quote the venerable Dr. Horrible:

    You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on...

    I know this discussion was brought up a bit last week (I was unable to join in) but that they're pulling it because it's male on female violence is upsetting to me. The truth of the matter is that they're still putting and filming people in situations that they specifically fashion to be dramatic with a good chance of violence. They have no actual intention of making their programming better for women (or men for that matter), they're just sweeping a PR problem under the rug.
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    Image of lauralauramc lauralauramc
    12/12/09

    @LaComtesse: love the dr. horrible reference! the asshole who did the punching should've thought of his words: "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!" and walked away.
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment lauralauramc was starred lauralauramc was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/12/09

    @lauralauramc: I mean, that's about standards.
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    Image of lauralauramc lauralauramc
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    was it really necessary to say she was "physically punched in the face"? is there any other way? could they not say violently?
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    morninggloria promoted this comment lauralauramc was starred lauralauramc was unstarred
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    12/12/09

    @lauralauramc: I feel like I've just been emotionally punched in the face.
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    Image of lauralauramc lauralauramc
    12/12/09

    @morninggloria: it's kind of redundant on their part i guess. mtv really doesn't produce content nowadays that affects people on anything deeper than a physical level.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/12/09

    @lauralauramc: I'm totally on board with what you're saying. I just think that the phrase, "... and then he punched her in the face... emotionally" is really funny. Funny facepalm.
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    Image of lauralauramc lauralauramc
    12/12/09

    @morninggloria: oh absolutely. aside from physical violence, i'm totally on board with punching people in the face (emotionally, philosophically, politically, spiritually...)
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    Image of Ginmar Rienne Ginmar Rienne
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    So....the damage has been done and MTV's closing the barn door? Yeah, that's sensitive.
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    HistoricUpstart promoted this comment Ginmar Rienne was starred Ginmar Rienne was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    I am amazed by the speed of celebrities. After only a month or two of dating, they are meeting the parents, buying houses together, and telling everyone with US Weekly on their speed dial how much they love each other.
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    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    The whole Tiger Woods scandal is getting more and more tawdry and gross with each passing day. Sure, everyone's a sinner and all that, and his fame and fortune and previously squeaky-clean image are what's garnering all the attention, but really. Dateline featured his story last night, complete with a woman "source" in a wig and glasses giving up all sorts of "information". It's just...it's disgusting. How he (and lots of other men, famous or no) behaved himself, the fact that everyone with a TV or internet is now privy to all the salacious details, and the voracity of the populations' appetite for trainwreckery. It's disappointing on so many levels. It's like jr. high all over again, you know, like the monday after a party when everyone would discuss in detail who had hooked up with whom and for how long and how many fingers were involved and so forth. It's gross.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: What I don't understand is why famous men who hook up with fame hungry women are always so surprised when they end up trying to use the hook up to get famous.
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    Image of marypoppinpills marypoppinpills
    12/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: that's EXACTLY how I feel too. I, for one, don't want to see other people's personal problems shoved into the spotlight (and down my throat). I know a lot of people that feel this way. The media is just trying to take our minds off the important things by distracting us with shiny celebrities...either that or all major news outlets have been hijacked by preteen girls.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment marypoppinpills was starred marypoppinpills was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/12/09

    @morninggloria: Also why the women involved are deemed so newsworthy and interesting. I don't mean to reduce them in any way, obviously they're people too, but what's so amazing about having been The Other Woman? The details are always the same; we got it on in hotel rooms when he was in town, I thought he loved me, etcetera. None of it is new or particularly interesting. These women are not victims of anything except their own judgements. And they only cement their caricatures by going on TV and shit and airing all their come-stained laundry.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/12/09

    @marypoppinpills: I'm gonna go with your second option, because it's awesome. I can just picture a gaggle of seventh-graders huddled over text transcripts, alternately giggling, gasping, and going "Eeeewww!!!"
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/12/09

    @marypoppinpills: I disagree. The media is just trying to make money. And Tiger-drama 09 sells a lot more magazines (and in the case of the gawker network, a lot more page views) than "important" stories.
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    Image of Mireille is German for the Bart, the. Mireille is German for the Bart, the.
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    I'm sure the final product's name will be more creative, don't you think? Any guesses?

    Tiger's Wood
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment Edited by Mireille is German for the Bart, the. at 12/12/09 11:06 AM Mireille is German for the Bart, the. was starred Mireille is German for the Bart, the. was unstarred
    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/12/09

    In reply to MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
    HARRY POTTER DID NOT RUIN THE DECADE! TWILIGHT DID!
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    12/12/09

    @DutchessOfDork: CO-sign.
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