Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche Nugget
Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at…
Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2
Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The…
Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!
ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her …
Mia Wasikowska Might Play Johanna Mason In The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
22-year-old Australian actress Mia Wasikowska is one of the two actresses being considered to play acerbic District 7 tribute Johanna Mason in the Hunger Games trilogy, a character who appears in both Catching Fire and Mockingjay and is more or less side by side with Finnick Odair as the most important bit of upcoming…
Lily Allen Married And Pregnant; One Item Away From Lady Tic Tac Toe
Lily Allen got married yesterday and her new husband announced to guests that the singer is 12 weeks pregnant. Wedding and babies? Now all Lily Allen needs is two guys having a fist fight over her while she stands off to the side and says "Boys! Stop it! Stop it I say!" and she'll have everything a gal could ever ask…
Angelina Jolie Starts Her Directing Career In Budapest
- Cameras are rolling on the set of Angelina Jolie's directorial debut. The movie, which is still untitled, is a romance set in Bosnia during that country's civil war.
Calvin Klein Underwear Baits Twihards And True Blood Fans
Something for everyone! It's your choice: light blue, dark blue, green or yellow? And yes, Eggs from True Blood and Emmett from Twilight are a part of this. Click to enlarge!
Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, And Jennifer Aniston Are September Cover Gals
- The September issue cover choices are in: Harper's Bazaar chose Jennifer Aniston, Elle nabbed Julia Roberts, and, as predicted, Vogue went with Halle Berry. (Anyone wanna take odds on a "What Gabriel did was very uncool" cover line?)
Paris Briefly Detained For Possession In South Africa; Waitress Denies Punching Lindsay
- Paris Hilton was detained for possession of marijuana in Port Elizabeth, South Africa yesterday, but was later cleared and released. According to her rep:
Katy And Russell Might Already Be Married; Lady Gaga Is "Terrified Of Babies"
- Rumors are swirling that Katy Perry and Russell Brand might already be married:
Lindsay Ditches Alcohol Ed For Cannes; Courtney Love's Airport Meltdown
- A judge has given Lindsay Lohan, who is currently in NYC, until Thursday to make up four alcohol education classes or she'll go to jail. But rather than heading back to L.A., Lindsay is going to the Cannes Film Festival.
Kate Hudson's In At Almay; Interview's Controversial Spread; Noémie's Okay
- Kate Hudson is the new face of Almay. Take that, Cam! [WWD]
- Big news. Two cup sizes, to be exact: that's what a new super-wonderbra promises to deliver. Says a Marks & Spencer lingerie designer, "Our bra is revolutionary." [DailyMail]

