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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Not that I know anything about Nero, but Chopper was a dangerous mofo, who is REAL. He chopped his own ears off to get out of a particular place of prison, and delighted in chopping people's toes off with bolt cutters. He's still alive, and living in Tasmania.

    Here is Eric as Chopper.

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    Image of EKane EKane
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    I really wish Nas didn't seem so fucking crazy. I love him mucho, but I can't lust after someone who is abusive and cant keep it in their pants.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Lindsay Lohan is SOOO Jane Bennet and Sam Ronson is Bingley - hoping to run into her in London, are you Lohan???


    "Still, a girl likes to be crossed in love now and then. It gives her something to think of... and a sort of distinction amongst her companions."

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    Image of kentuckienne kentuckienne
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Wait, there's a Pablo Schrieber? Really?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/01/09

    @kentuckienne: more importantly, is he single?
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    I really don't like Madonna. At all.
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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Wait, Madonna Twitters now? This signals a changin' of the times at least as much as David Souter's retirement, I feel.
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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    When I read that Lindsay was crafty, I imagined her bedazzling a jean jacket and knitting tea cozies.
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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    05/01/09

    @bananastand: I have no idea what a tea cozy is.
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    Image of little_engine_that_could little_engine_that_could
    05/01/09

    @bananastand: I think its a little knitted hat that goes over the tea pot when youre not using it - I could be wrong but thats how I like to imagine it :)
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/01/09

    @little_engine_that_could: That's pretty much what it is.


    @bananastand: I was thinking fabric painted leggings.

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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    omg omg omg. i wish i had freakin watched this weeks ANTM before i read this! damn you dvr for allowing me to be spoiled!
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Harry Morton, you opened a chain of eating establishments called "The Pink Taco". I think "dude who dated Lilo for awhile" is probably a better thing to be known for.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    05/01/09

    @dreamweave: Yeah, that was about the unclassiest thing in the entire Dirt Bag, and I read the TMZ quote.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Oh: and chin up, Shia! You never know. My baby brother went from almost having his leg amputated, to "he'll never walk again," to "he'll never walk without a limp," to "he'll never be back to 100%," to running 3 miles on uneven terrain the other day. The body is capable of remarkable things and sometimes they happen.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    05/01/09

    @LaComtesse: (Did I mention I'm insanely proud of the little* guy? /blush/)


    *by little I mean 19, 6'2" and able to benchpress me.

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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    05/01/09

    @LaComtesse: I would be proud too. That's amazing! It's all about will power, which your brother seems to have in boatloads!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    05/01/09

    @IBleedGlitter: Will power, youth, and sheer spite/obstinance. A good boy, he.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Ok..... as someone whose friend has the same problem Shia has.... Good luck Mr. LeBouf. it gets easier from here.


    And is anyone really shocked at TMZ's foolishness. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Frye?

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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Grubman says: "I don't understand how a picture of me during a tragic time in my life can be considered art."


    Tell that to Jesus!

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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    05/01/09

    @MockMyWorld: ZING!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    05/01/09

    @MockMyWorld: Amazing.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/01/09

    @MockMyWorld: I am speechless and laughing.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    05/01/09

    @MockMyWorld: I friended you faster than a speeding bullet.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    05/01/09

    @MockMyWorld: Ha! Comment of the Day at 9:23? That's gotta be some kinda record, Mock. Mama's real proud.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    05/01/09

    @MockMyWorld: is it too late for a nominashe? I'll send a mail to Hortense.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    pig "flue" - a little hatch that you open when someone passes gas.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    05/01/09

    @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: She should get her flue checked out. Make sure birds haven't built their nests in it.
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    Image of estapesta estapesta
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    BI: Anderson Cooper?
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    05/01/09

    @estapesta: I thought he'd been with the same guy for years.
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    Image of DoNotStalk loves Jason Bateman DoNotStalk loves Jason Bateman
    05/01/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
    Billy Ray Cyrus performed with ARETHA FRANKLIN?
     Reply
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