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    Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married

    Khloe's Getting Married

    Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast

    Khloe And Kourtney Make A Stink About Kim's Fragrance Line

    A Deep Look Inside Bruce Jenner

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    Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/09/09

    In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
    I love the fact that Kim's scoffing the people who are going to call her jealous while wailing "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME!"

    I hope my brother is as cool as Rob when I decide to get married. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
    I love how all the ads for this were like "The wedding you never saw coming... is the television event you can't miss." False! I was able to somehow hold myself back from watching it, knowing that the juiciest highlights would be on Jezebel the next day. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
    Uhm, Kim has already been married once before. Is she just upset that her wedding wasn't featured on a cable reality show?
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    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/09/09

    @o-line: yea, interesting that they hardly every mention that. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    11/09/09

    @PrincessOfPower: I wonder if Kim's former husband asked not to be mentioned on the show, or if there was some kind of non-disclosure agreement involved in their divorce. Because you never hear about it. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    @LoSpaz: Bruce brings up Kim's marriage to Khloe when he first finds out she's getting married. They also talk about it on their THS. Wow I hate myself for even knowing this. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/09/09

    In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
    You know I was pretty upset* when my baby brother announced that he was getting married shortly after my ex and I broke up, so while I guess I understand how Kim feels, she is sure being obnoxious about it. However, Khloe's brother seems pretty awesome, so I guess it evens itself out, right?

    *Yes, I am a horrible person. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    Image of AnotherJenn AnotherJenn
    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think it's a normal reaction too. But it's pretty tacky to talk about it all openly in front of your family (and TV cameras). It's the kind of thing you talk to your best friend about in private. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    @AnotherJenn: Well, I did complain a bit to my parents (no TV cameras though), but what really set me off was that they chose to have a destination wedding at a resort for couples only. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: No disrepect to your sister, but a couples only resort?! That's a total asshole move. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Totally justified anger there. Wow. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Also, I think discussing it with your parents is fine. They probably want to know how you're feeling and want to take steps if they can to help you out with it all, But the way Kim was blabbing on in front of her brother and everything was tacky. She didn't need to put the other siblings in that awkward position where they may feel compelled to take sides. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
    Wow. Kim actually scared me in clip 4. It was all very Cinderella-evil-stepsister-esque. Scary. Although, Khloe didn't really have to go there and say, "You wish you were Queen of the Day"--no matter how true that might be. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
    I think my favorite part of this episode was the promos talking about the "wedding you didn't see coming!"

    Yeah, unless you don't read any celebrity gossip mags or wedding mags or watch the E! network or VH1 or follow celebrity blogs...and if you're watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians, there is a 100% chance that you do at least one of those things. #keepingupwiththekardashiansthe...
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
    "The wedding you didn't see coming...unless you go to the grocery store or watch any of our other shows or read any celebrity tabloids or the internet in which case you probably already saw all the pictures."
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/06/09

    In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
    "The wedding you didn't see coming"... because they got engaged like ten minutes ago. It was a hit-and-wed.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    10/06/09

    In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
    I want to watch this and match up the the taped walkie-talkie script directions with the action on the screen, just so I know what's ad-libbed and what's scripted.
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    Image of Armed with Vitriol Armed with Vitriol
    10/06/09

    In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
    I wish these three would fall off the face of the Earth. What have they done for society save make really bad reality television and even worse sex tapes?
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    10/06/09

    @Cherry Blossom Girl: Didn't they clean up a homeless guy once?

    Done and done.
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    10/06/09

    @missing_piece: Yeah man, they took him to the dentist to get new teef!
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    10/06/09

    @SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: And Bruce was only a little mad when the girls gave him his shirts!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/06/09

    In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
    How soon after this airs will they file for divorce?

    Anyone want to start a pool? I'll put in $10 to start: by New Year.
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    Image of Porcelina Porcelina
    10/06/09

    @BeckySharper: $20 I give it til March.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/06/09

    @BeckySharper: Damn, that's a good guess. I'll put in $20 for "by the time they finish taping this season." Khloe gots to have a kliffhanger!
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    10/06/09

    @BeckySharper: I think you actually have to sign your marriage license before you get a divorce.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    10/06/09

    @BeckySharper: Depends on whether she gets pregnant or not. If she does, I give it a year and a half, if not, I'll go with March too.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/06/09

    @BeckySharper: They're probably filming it right now...

    I give it between 18 months and 2 years.
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    10/06/09

    @That-Dude: Should we say married/annulled just to cover all the bases?
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/06/09

    @Maritsa: No, she won't be allowed to get pregnant this season. That's Kourtney's story arc.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/06/09

    @Maritsa: Oh see that's tricky though. With normal people, I would shoot for a 6-7 months in split because he's "not understanding her needs and he's not a real man" and jazz, and then a reunion at the birth of the child (followed by a split a year and a half later for real)

    But this is Kardashian land. Didn't one of the other K-girls realize she was pregnant by surprise a month ago? And now look at her in the wedding pictures? HOW WAS THAT PREGNANCY A SURPRISE - You practically have a five year old in your uterus and the rest of you has not grown? Did she just think she ate too many doritos? Did she magically move from trimester one to three in the course of a week? These are not normal people so I cannot place a bet.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/06/09

    @Maritsa: Anytime someone gets pregnant, all the dates get moved ahead by 12 months.

    I confess, I have participated in pools like this before, so I know all the rules.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
    it's called adolescence! and she is clearly acting out to get attention... like asking about boob jobs? she did that to get to him on purpose. give your eleven year old daughter some credit for her brains and maybe she won't focus so much on her boobs.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    05/26/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
    I remember wearing makeup to school in 6th grade, that isn't a big issue, but that dinner outfit was entirely inappropriate. Bruce is well within his rights as a parent to say that he isn't comfortable with her wearing makeup at 11.(and perhaps he and his wife should have discussed and presented a united front on the issue) However, with the family being so looks-conscious it might be an uphill battle to tell Kylie that she needs to tone it down and look 11.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
    Yo Daddy Bruce: It's really hard to convince an eleven year-old that appearance doesn't matter when you've had that much work done. Sheesh.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
    WTF?? I wasn't thinking about make-up or push-up bras in 6th grade! I was trying to figure out how to get to the end of the year without beating up another boy - because if you got in trouble during the year, you didn't get to go to 6th Grade Camp! And I was NOT about to miss out on that!
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