It's difficult to tell how much of this whole plot was fabricated for TV, but even if it was 100% fake, that somehow makes it even crazier—that they'd actually agree to going along with a storyline that involves mothers and boners.


I really like this family's sense of humor.

While Khloe actually expressed her hate to Scott's face (with her hand), mom Kris just talked about it in a staged conversation with her husband for television. BTW, Kourtney gave birth to a baby today, named Mason Dash Disick.


Kim continues with her pity party over not being a wife or mother.


On a side note, I love that Kim framed Khloe's mug shot and put it on display in her living room.

Khloe's mom Kris took on the planning of the event and, in the process, tried to influence Khloe to opt for a color scheme that was more flattering to herself; decided that the meal would be steak (which Khloe doesn't eat); and dominated the wedding registry with her own selections, including silverware priced at $750 per setting, which, Khloe pointed out, her friends would never be able to afford.


Bruce Jenner, Khloe's stepdad, wasn't very enthusiastic about the engagement when he first learned about it (on the evening news), but came around eventually. He gave a really touching toast at the rehearsal dinner, and teared up when discussing the promise he made to Khloe's late father.


Kim managed to get over herself and decided that she was going to support Khloe, but there still seemed to be a bit of tension there.


All was forgiven, though, when Khloe basically handed the bouquet toss to Kim.

While I can see his point, it seems like the sixth grader is just experimenting with her look, and for a lot of little girls, playing around with makeup is a fun game, and more about make-believe than making out with boys.

Kim co-owns the boutique Dash with her sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and the girls had plans to eventually launch clothing, makeup and fragrance lines within that brand. Khloe and Kourtney were pissed that Kim and her mother secretly signed a perfume deal behind their backs, because they felt like they were entitled to a portion of the money, because of the name she picked.

But, in case you miss Kim's butt, it was still prominently featured in the episode:

I really felt for Khloe when watching this. As she was reading the things that Perez Hilton (and his commenters) said about her, saying she wanted to kill herself, my heart broke. And it's one thing to be in the public eye, and subjected to that kind of brutal body snarking, but it must be even more difficult to have to deal with the constant comparisons to her sisters. Khloe was asked to pose naked for PETA's anti-fur campaign, and although she wasn't confident about her weight, she decided to do it, in an attempt to force herself to accept how she looks. But she got cold feet when the time came to drop the robe. In the end, after a pep talk, she got the courage to do it. (You can see the photo here.)

She only ended up serving 172 minutes worth of the sentence, due to overcrowding in the jail, but she seemed to handle it really well, joking about when they searched her crotch. Afterward, she and her family and friends went out for a bite, and her sister Kourtney got tanked.

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The Good: This Caroline D'Amour chick seems to be the only person even moderately tastefully dressed here.

Kim's face scares me, but the dress is actually nice.


The Bad:
Clad in her too-bright muumuu, Brittney Gastineau is forced to confront her own less-than-bright reality TV career.

Leaping leather blazers, Batman!

I like the bangs on Khloe Kardashian, I do, but I think the Band-Aid dress is just too much.

Bruce and Kris Jenner are dressed pretty nicely but that still isn't enough to overcome the copious amounts of really bad work they've had done.


The Ugly:
My heart breaks that my favorite Kardashian, Kourtney, is dressed badly.

And yet Melody Thornton's outfit? Worse.

[Images via Getty.]