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Zombie Ms. Skittles
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
"The wedding you didn't see coming...unless you go to the grocery store or watch any of our other shows or read any celebrity tabloids or the internet in which case you probably already saw all the pictures."
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Ultraprison!
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
"The wedding you didn't see coming"... because they got engaged like ten minutes ago. It was a hit-and-wed.
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Triana Orpheus
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
I want to watch this and match up the the taped walkie-talkie script directions with the action on the screen, just so I know what's ad-libbed and what's scripted.
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Armed with Vitriol
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
I wish these three would fall off the face of the Earth. What have they done for society save make really bad reality television and even worse sex tapes?
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missing_piece
10/06/09

@Cherry Blossom Girl: Didn't they clean up a homeless guy once?

Done and done.
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SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
10/06/09

@missing_piece: Yeah man, they took him to the dentist to get new teef!
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TexasCrude
10/06/09

@SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: And Bruce was only a little mad when the girls gave him his shirts!
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BeckySharper
10/06/09

In reply to Khloe's Getting Married
How soon after this airs will they file for divorce?

Anyone want to start a pool? I'll put in $10 to start: by New Year.
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Porcelina
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: $20 I give it til March.
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pureblarney
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: Damn, that's a good guess. I'll put in $20 for "by the time they finish taping this season." Khloe gots to have a kliffhanger!
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That-Dude
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: I think you actually have to sign your marriage license before you get a divorce.
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Maritsa
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: Depends on whether she gets pregnant or not. If she does, I give it a year and a half, if not, I'll go with March too.
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LaComtesse
10/06/09

@BeckySharper: They're probably filming it right now...

I give it between 18 months and 2 years.
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BeckySharper
10/06/09

@That-Dude: Should we say married/annulled just to cover all the bases?
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heykoukla
10/06/09

@Maritsa: No, she won't be allowed to get pregnant this season. That's Kourtney's story arc.
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Bunsen Honeydew
10/06/09

@Maritsa: Oh see that's tricky though. With normal people, I would shoot for a 6-7 months in split because he's "not understanding her needs and he's not a real man" and jazz, and then a reunion at the birth of the child (followed by a split a year and a half later for real)

But this is Kardashian land. Didn't one of the other K-girls realize she was pregnant by surprise a month ago? And now look at her in the wedding pictures? HOW WAS THAT PREGNANCY A SURPRISE - You practically have a five year old in your uterus and the rest of you has not grown? Did she just think she ate too many doritos? Did she magically move from trimester one to three in the course of a week? These are not normal people so I cannot place a bet.
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BeckySharper
10/06/09

@Maritsa: Anytime someone gets pregnant, all the dates get moved ahead by 12 months.

I confess, I have participated in pools like this before, so I know all the rules.
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hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
it's called adolescence! and she is clearly acting out to get attention... like asking about boob jobs? she did that to get to him on purpose. give your eleven year old daughter some credit for her brains and maybe she won't focus so much on her boobs.
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Liz11685
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
I remember wearing makeup to school in 6th grade, that isn't a big issue, but that dinner outfit was entirely inappropriate. Bruce is well within his rights as a parent to say that he isn't comfortable with her wearing makeup at 11.(and perhaps he and his wife should have discussed and presented a united front on the issue) However, with the family being so looks-conscious it might be an uphill battle to tell Kylie that she needs to tone it down and look 11.
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sybann
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
Yo Daddy Bruce: It's really hard to convince an eleven year-old that appearance doesn't matter when you've had that much work done. Sheesh.
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shorty63136
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
WTF?? I wasn't thinking about make-up or push-up bras in 6th grade! I was trying to figure out how to get to the end of the year without beating up another boy - because if you got in trouble during the year, you didn't get to go to 6th Grade Camp! And I was NOT about to miss out on that!
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mbot says Spock yeah!
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
Whoa. This girl looks older than me, and I'm 27. Is this today's 11, really?
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TildeMarks
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
Thank goodness my two 11 year old nieces are just lovely and age-appropriate. I have no doubt they dress-up at home, and I've seen each with a touch of makeup on for special occassions, but on a daily basis at school - NO.

Considering I thought that was Khloe in the screen-cap - yeah, it's a bit much.
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The Queen of No
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
Okay.. she's 11. To me, that is an EXCESSIVE amount of make-up and "push-up." It just looks sad to me. But something tells me that this was some plot point concocted by the producers. I can't really comment on this seriously because I don't think this would have actually happened if no cameras were around.
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Kali Mama
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
The make-up is pushing it, but the sass is way out of line. God, I'm turning into my mom.

"Let me have her for a week and I'll have them eating right and knowing what work is".
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morethanrain
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
I'm hesitant to be completely on Bruce's side here. On the one hand, he's totally justified in not condoning THAT much makeup on his 11-year-old daughter (not to mention that top--gross). But on the other hand, it's possible he's let her get away with things before, and therefore she doesn't respect his authority enough to listen to him anymore.

I don't blame the girl for doing what she's doing. She knows full well the kind of attention her sisters get, and it's completely understandable that a girl her age would see how glamorous their lives are, without understanding the negative consequences, or the fact that she's just too young to be emulating them.

Her mother SHOULD be the one to tell her daughter that she's being inappropriate, and then help her find ways to experiment with makeup and clothes that are more age-appropriate. However, it would surprise me if she actually did that, seeing as how she herself doesn't seem to understand the concept of creating a look that's age-appropriate and non-sexual.
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Hana Maru
05/26/09

@morethanrain: Bruce actually tries to be a responsible parent, wanting to teach the kids the value of money and such, but his wife alays undermines him in front of them and gives them whatever they want because she's trying to be their friend. She encourages them to treat him like a killjoy, so it's probably true that the girls don't respect him.
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vanka-vstanka
05/26/09

In reply to Kim Kardashian's 11-Year-Old Sister Is Growing Up Fast
I am with Bruce on this one. It's fine to play around with makeup at home, but you don't need full on, let's-go-clubbing war paint to go sit in sixth grade English class. He may have been a little too strict with not letting Kylie talk on the phone to boys though.

Kris, though, is too lax. She always wants to be her kids' friends, instead of their mom. She and Bruce need to come to a balance.
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tomatoheart
05/26/09

@vanka-vstanka: kris is so damn crazypants though too -- she is so controlling
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