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JLady
10/16/09

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Is Estelle wearing leather or some sort of shiny denim? I don't want to think denim, but it seems like an odd texture choice for leather.
If only I had gotten my sleuthing badge so I could find out! #keepachildalive
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angryblackgurl
10/16/09

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Halle and Padma are a tie for the most stunning!! Gayle, WHY?? Kerry Washington, and her smug smile will never stop annoying me. Estelle??? #keepachildalive
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
10/16/09

@angryblackgurl: I find KW's default facial expression annoying, too, but to me it's more a frozen, scared sort of face. And it always looks like she's pursing her lips and sucking in her nostrils or something. Coupled with the vacant stare, and what you've got is a beautiful woman making a horrible face. #keepachildalive
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angryblackgurl
10/16/09

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Her lips look pursed, like she is sucking on a lemon. She always gives that same face vacant stare. I am at a loss at how she has not learned that this sort of face it not appealing.At the same time look at Victoria Beckham...she invented stone face!! #keepachildalive
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JLady
10/16/09

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: She just always looks a little stunned. Her eyes are open so wide, and that, combined with the pursed lips, always make her look elegantly shocked. #keepachildalive
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
10/16/09

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Does Mary J. Blige think that they're keeping children alive by killing all the alligators? Because I guess that would probably save some kids. A few dogs, too. #keepachildalive
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LaMorena
05/14/09

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Dear Jordan (or whatever your name is),

While it is refreshing to see you covered up, you really shouldn't be wearing that a top hat and tails unless you're riding at very high levels of dressage. Which I'm going to go ahead and say, I doubt. Shocker that you're in it for the image and not the sport itself. That, and you'd surely give yourself two black eyes if you attempted a sitting trot.

That is all.

Sincerely,
LaMorena
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femputer
05/14/09

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How sad Amy's dad has to distance himself... I saw that clip of her St. Lucia concert and it was gut-wrenching. Just a very short time ago when she blew up I'd boast to friends I'd found an artist I liked who also sounded good live. Her company really needs to stop riding her for a while and let her come around on her own time. You can't force recovery on anybody. At least her own family is starting to get it.

I know a lot of people get "sick" of her story, the way I did about say, Britney's, but Amy is a real talent and I am just deeply saddened by her ordeal.
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Mafalda para Presidente
05/14/09

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I still can't understand why the produces of Slumdog couldn't have paid some sum to the families for a decent home (or whatever else they needed) IN ADDITION to setting up an educational fund for the kids. I enjoyed the movie but now I just have a bad taste left in my mouth.
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LucyRed
05/14/09

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Every time I see or read something about Ashton Kutcher, I think about the SNL sketch where Justin Timberlake played him on Punk'd and kept exclaiming, "I'm awesome!" Definitely tired of him and his goofy persona. Seriously, why am I supposed to care what he's doing in those camera commercials?
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Mafalda para Presidente
05/14/09

@LucyRed: Seriously. Ashton Kutcher and Tom Green are two "comedians" that I just can't stand. They're not only *not* funny, they seem to think that they need to announce that they're funny, instantly killing any comedy. Oy, look at me, I'm goofy!
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topsy
05/14/09

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Prince Harry better watch himself in NY. He might run into some 'wogs' and 'Pakis' who haven't heard of his grandma or his mama, and will just kick his ass for being such a bitch.
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lizbang
05/14/09

@topsy: Re: your last few posts. You seem very angry. Do you need to talk?
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Michaela Stephens
05/14/09

@topsy:

Yeah, I was kinda wondering, "damn what did Prince harry do to you?"
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topsy
05/14/09

@Perez Hilton doesn't think there's anything wrong with lizb...: Thanks for the concern, but I'm fine.
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topsy
05/14/09

@Michaela Stephens: Oh silly me. Just because I'm one of the 'darker ones' isn't any reason why I should be offended when a jumped little punk (who my family has been supporting for years) makes racist commets. I guess those kind of things are okay with you. Everybody loves a lord.
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Evie Havok
05/14/09

@Michaela Stephens: He's a racist and prejudicial prick for one. That would make a few people not like him.
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topsy
05/14/09

@Evie Havok: Thank you for that. I guess racism is okay as long as people think you're 'hot'.
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a_mama
05/14/09

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She licked blood off his head!!???!! I just threw up in my mouth a little.

and if Jon and Kate want to continue to do a show, maybe cut it down to one or two shows a year, to give their family a little breathing room.
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topsy
05/14/09

@a_mama: That's what happens when you let 'TV people' attend a fashion/society event. While all this sympathy is poured on famous drunk driver/mean drunk Kiefer, is it possible to save some for the man who had to undergo SURGERY because nobody seems to care enough to get a dangerous person in rehab or jail.

Oh and speaking of not caring enough to get someone to rehab, Fuck off Amy Winehouse's dad. If you spent a fraction of the time you devote to telling the press who concerned you are for Amy, actually BEING CONCERNED about Amy and getting her some help, maybe your golden goose could actually have some health and happiness while she's paying your bills.

Why is so much space in DirtBag devoted to the likes of Jordan, John Mayer, Ashton Kutcher and other non-entities? Jennifer Aniston is making a movie called 'The Baster'. Obviously she doesn't have any other options.
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BAngieB
05/14/09

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Of course Lindsay has a job. She's a good actress, and so pretty...
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
05/14/09

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whatevs, Kelly B.

Your attempts at an apology don't see the least bit sincere
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FashionShowAtLunch
05/14/09

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I never, ever saw an episode of Punk'd until last night... and I am shocked to admit that I found it hilarious.

Ashley Tisdale got punk'd into believing her singing had woken a little boy from a coma. Oh, I laughed and laughed...
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morninggloria
05/14/09

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Jennifer Aniston's all, "Well, if I wasn't acting, I guess I'd do something else that could lead to my getting acting roles eventually."
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hfree
05/14/09

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Hey Brit journos who are far too fascinated by Jordan's riding coaches, the term DQ (Dressage Queen) applies to men as much as it does to women. They're just friends. Now get your cameras away from the horses.
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PreposterousHypothesis
05/14/09

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I remember one drunken night in college when, for reasons unknown, I drew on a guy's forehead, and he apparently copped a feel during this exercise. I didn't notice (yay for tiny boobs and padded bras, I suppose?) but a couple of my (also drunken) guy friends did. They didn't do anything right then but all told me about it later and basically indicated that if he'd gone ANY further they might have punched him.

But good lord, not a HEADBUTT. Geez Kiefer.

Also, is it weird that I'm somewhat delighted at the idea of Brooke Shields being trashed?
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