Only 17 of the 212 films screened at Cannes in the last decade were directed by women. There are no films directed by women at this year's festival. [Women & Hollywood]

• Finally, the gossip some of you have been waiting for:

• Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

You want killer anemones? Rogue hearts? Green monsters? Pervy roses? We got it all, kids:

Great point. [Kristin Tresoor]

• Sandra Bullock's post-Oscar plans:

Kathryn Bigelow called it a "long journey" for women's achievements. Tonight, that journey finally led to the first Best Director Oscar for a woman, as well as Best Picture. As presenter Barbra Streisand put it, "The time has come."

[Los Angeles, March 7. Image via Getty]

[Los Angeles, March 7. Image via Getty]

"No cheers for Miss Kathy for breaking the glass ceiling by fabricating my worst cinematic nightmare," writes critic Martha Nochimson over at Salon. Why isn't Kathryn Bigelow's success cause for women to celebrate?

Is there a "sexist plot" against Kathryn Bigelow, as The Daily Beast alleges? Maybe not.

Oscar ballots have yet to be turned in, but awards tallies so far — including this weekend's BAFTAs and WGAs — render Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker underdog no more. Meanwhile, Avatar's James Cameron wants this all to be over.

• Jay-Z claimed on the Friday Night With Jonathan Ross that he's responsible for some of Beyonce's famous moves: "She's a magnificent performer. I steal routines from her. She steals from me. The 'uh-oh' dance - that was me." [DailyMail]

• Hilary Duff is engaged to NHL player Mike Comrie. According to Duff's rep: "After having been together for over two years, they are very excited to share this happy news. They are thankful for all of your warm wishes." [People]

• According to a source, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been staging photo ops in Venice.