Lots of important adults — judges, doctors, the POTUS himself — have fervent opinions on whether the morning-after pill should be available to girls of all ages without a prescription and point-of-sale or age restrictions, yet no one ever asks teenagers themselves what they think. So we did.

The dark clouds hanging over women's health clinics in Texas have just unleashed a torrential storm on the state's low-income women: in response to Texas' refusal to allow Planned Parenthood clinics to participate in a state program that provides 100,000 of the state's poorer women with health services such as birth…

Have you felt a hole in your heart lately? Is it, by any chance, in the shape of Michele Bachmann? Her particular brand of crazy has been sadly absent from our lives since she abandoned her campaign for president. And, frankly, we've all gotten a little lost without her. Don't get me wrong, we've still got plenty of…

Despite recommendations from the FDA, Health and Human Services secretary Kathleen Sebelius has decided not to allow the Plan B emergency contraceptive pill to be sold without a prescription to kids under 17. A statement issued today by FDA commissioner Margaret Hamburg reads, in part,

How to address the 219-212 passage of a universal health-care reform bill that the President calls an answer to ‘the call of history'? Why, by talking about the pols' outfits, a la Singin in the Rain's "Beautiful Girls!"

Over the weekend, Crystal Lee Sutton, labor activist and inspiration for the movie Norma Rae, died of cancer after struggling with her insurance company, which had delayed her treatment. So why is the current health care discussion focusing on abortion?

In the Onion, "Kathleen Sebelius" explains that 74% of camping kids fall victim to killer ghosts, wolves, or "Old Man Greenly, who lost his hand in a gruesome mill accident and now seeks his bloody revenge." [The Onion]