U.S. Can't Have a Lady President Until Al Qaeda Does, Says Douchey Man

Have you watched a man dig a hole with his mouth and then jump in and try to dig himself out (also with his mouth) this morning? If not, I encourage you to check out Donny Deutsch on Morning Joe explaining to Mika Brzezinski, Kathleen Parker, and Alex Wagner why a woman can't be the President until every other… » 8/14/13 1:10pm 8/14/13 1:10pm

Sarah Palin's Wardrobe, The Universe Completely Crazy

The end of the week is a time to sit and digest the insanity that the week has spawned. More news on Sarah Palin's style? Check. Canadian Parliamentary crisis? Check. A Supreme Court case on Barack Obama's birth certificate? Yup, got that, too. Between all of that, plus calls for Robert Mugabe to resign, Tim Geithner… » 12/05/08 10:00am 12/05/08 10:00am

The Candidates Have Economic Plans, But Only One Is Kid-Approved

  • Barack Obama's economic plan is out and it has: $3,000 tax credit to businesses for hiring new people; penalty-free access to your retirement savings; the elimination of taxes on unemployment benefits; more money for automakers (of course); and a 90-day moratorium on foreclosures. Like Kix, it's kid-tested and…
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Stephen Colbert To Conservative Columnist Kathleen Parker: Your Mom

National Review » 10/14/08 2:40pm 10/14/08 2:40pm writer Kathleen Parker calls liberal feminists the "hirsute, Birkenstock-wearing sisterhood," and, in a 2003 column supporting the Iraq war, included a letter from a "friend" who said, "These bastards like Clark and Kerry and that incipient ass, Dean, and Gephardt and Kucinich and that absolute mental…

Gloria Steinem On Feminism, Sarah Palin: "It's Such An Insult"

For New York Magazine's » 9/29/08 12:00pm 9/29/08 12:00pm 40th anniversary issue, original contributor/feminist godmother Gloria Steinem and activist Suheir Hammad (seen above left) about Sarah Palin and the state of modern feminism, among other things. When Palin's name comes up, Steinem says, “It’s such an insult," and she goes on to add, "Having…

The Wheels Come Off Sarah Palin's Not So Straight Talk Express

Sarah Palin hasn't had a good week. From her disastrous » 9/26/08 12:00pm 9/26/08 12:00pm with Katie Couric to , the first part of it couldn't really have been worse. But, since everyone loves a good pile-on, everyone's piling on today! From to on the rape kits issue to to , it's just not turning into a good end of the week for Palin either.The 's…

Would Someone Send This Woman To Thailand Already?

Kathleen Parker has already pissed us off by being all like, keep your proto-slutty toddler away from my perfect little boys » 7/25/08 1:00pm 7/25/08 1:00pm! But, oh , her book gets that. And then there's her and her and her deep love of Real Men. (What the hell is a Real Man, pray tell? He's what us lesbian bonerkilling Feminazis have killed…

Writer: Little Girls Are A Threat To HuManity

Men are simple creatures, and yet it is they who by necessity run the world and so we must stop distracting them with our dirty pillows (when we eventually get them) and bare midriffs and - horrors! - back tattoos lest we taunt them into such a state of perpetual arousal that they utterly fuck up the world (though… » 7/03/08 3:20pm 7/03/08 3:20pm