Most of the time when Kathy Lee brings the crazy, it's embarrassing, painful, and unprofessional. Here it is hilarious and spot-on. Further proof that she needs to get the hell away from morning TV and start an afternoon Chardonnay Hour where she makes inane quips, talks to the camera guys, and occasionally passes out for a few minutes. I would DVR the shit out of that!
Why does the thumbnail make me think of an ad for Snuggies? Why are they in matching sweaters on a giant wing chair? Why do I feel sorry for the dogs? Why is Kathie Lee still on television? So many questions...
@BabyJane: I also thought it was an ad for snuggies, also that paw between Mr Stepdad's legs made me look twice.
I have Tuesday morning dirty mind going on.
Oh yeah, being malnourished makes you age so well. It's so great for your skin and hair. Nothing looks as youthful as a gaunt, miserable hungry person.
If I had the inclination I'd do a massive Internet and Factiva search to see just how many times this woman has been asked this question in her lifetime. I'm guessing tens of thousands.
@ihateyourescalade: And yet she's still smiling and gracious about it. When I'm her age, I intend to thump people over the head with my handbag when they ask me inane questions.
@Katxyz: That's it! I choose to believe this version of events. Spaghetti makes one into a lifelong beauty. All you team genetics bitchez can suck it. The secret is pasta.
Clint is right, which makes it Schadenfreude Central at my mom's place. (She loves him.)
Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he plays golf. Maybe it's you?
Stephanie, methinks thou dost protest too much. Kind of like the "I just vant to be aloooone" thing yesterday. If you mean it, buy an island like Johnny Depp did. Seems to have worked for him.
Speaking of Johnny -- Cedric is okay and all -- but he, George, Brad, HughJ, Clive, Denzel, Rafa, and Roger are all still very much alive -- so since when does a sparkly vampire trump The Wolverine? Adamantium, forsooth, PeopleMag.
@madeofawesome: Well, I'm not sure I'd go that far with RPattz. I've seen shots of The Depp doing the über-grunge back in the day with equivalent relish (though IMO it did not diminish teh hott).
You are so right, however, about the RDJ. And I can't believe I didn't include The Butler in The Kilt.
I love men who play golf! Incidentally, my dad plays at the same club as Hugh Grant. I saw him from a distance once, my only ever non-book-signing celebrity sighting.
He's also very good. His name is on a couple of trophies at the club. Not that I, like, walked aroung checking them for his name on purpose or anything. Nosiree. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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I have Tuesday morning dirty mind going on.
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I secretly hope so.
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"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti."
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Seriously, if there were a formula to being beautiful, everyone would do it.
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Man, if that were actually a secret to looking youthful, I'd be pretty set.
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Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he plays golf. Maybe it's you?
Stephanie, methinks thou dost protest too much. Kind of like the "I just vant to be aloooone" thing yesterday. If you mean it, buy an island like Johnny Depp did. Seems to have worked for him.
Speaking of Johnny -- Cedric is okay and all -- but he, George, Brad, HughJ, Clive, Denzel, Rafa, and Roger are all still very much alive -- so since when does a sparkly vampire trump The Wolverine? Adamantium, forsooth, PeopleMag.
RIP, Ken. I'm really in denial about this. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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And don't forget RDJ. He's a god among men. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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You are so right, however, about the RDJ. And I can't believe I didn't include The Butler in The Kilt.
You see? My wurld, it imploedz. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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He's also very good. His name is on a couple of trophies at the club. Not that I, like, walked aroung checking them for his name on purpose or anything. Nosiree. #nicolerichiepaparazzi