If Survivor is located in Gitmo next season, Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan and Ballon Boy's Dad should be competitors. First challenge? Waterboarding. #jongosselin
I''m willing to believe that Leslie Moonves is going to do the whole world a favor by telling Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan that they're on SURVIVOR, but will actually strand them on a deserted island somewhere outside of Guam. #jongosselin
I usually don't care about Jennifer Aniston, but as a mama to three pups, I hope Norman pulls through. Losing a pet is devastating.
And the article is wrong when it cites Tove Christensen as being Hayden's twin brother; they're about ten years apart. (I have no clue why I actually know this.) #jongosselin
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Oh, I know. I'm so sorry to read that her pup is ill and elderly. My kitty is at that point and I know how hard it is. I'm not really a fan of hers, but this makes me feel sadness for her (or anyone else in this situation with an older pet). #jongosselin
No. No. No. You will NOT ruin The Amazing Race for me, "Johnathon" Gosselin. I've given you quite a but of leeway, but this is where I put. My foot. Down. #jongosselin
Sorry Danny Devito, you're still running at least third in the creepy hollywood dad comments category. Hell, you're running second THIS WEEK to Papa Winehouse.
If indeed Jon Gosselin is going on Survivor or similar, does that also mean he's away from the tabloids for weeks? And do they ever leave contestants on the island? Like, forever? #jongosselin
@TexasCrude: Julian Casablancas is coming out with a solo album next month, so I would imagine that's why they're talking to him. It's actually gotten some attention on the indie music blogs, which kind of surprised me. #jongosselin
@emily.jayne: I haven't been into that band since...like 9th grade, when I even dressed like a member of the Strokes. All I knows is that their last album suuuuuuucked. #jongosselin
What exactly is keeping Jon Gosselin in the spotlight so much and so long? He can't possibly sell that many magazines or products or TV time to keep the interest level to where it currently is? #jongosselin
Okay conservatives, I'm going to cop to being a hypocrite on this Cross issue. If he had done it in Dumbya's presence, I would have found it a humorous, subversive reference to the President's own coked-up past. But in this case, I find the gag without merit. #lindsaylohanburglary
The problem with what Spike Lee said is that ... actually there isn't any. Many other people have said it, and it probably wouldn't hurt Tyler Perry to stfu and listen.
Speaking of, regarding the whole Oprah/Precious thing ... if I hear the phrase "the Preciouses of the world" one more time I'm gonna punch someone. #lindsaylohanburglary
"I am really not that adept a cook as [Julia Child] was, especially with that rapid-fire knife. If I did that in my kitchen everybody would run because there would be a lot of blood probably."
Oh, this is me. I cook a lot but I am afraid of my knife, especially chopping onions, because I have nicked myself many times with that thing. I am fascinated and horrified by Jamie Oliver's chopping skills. He doesn't even look at the board, he'll just talk at the camera and dice the celery at the same time. I keep waiting for his fingers to end up in the soup. #lindsaylohanburglary
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And the article is wrong when it cites Tove Christensen as being Hayden's twin brother; they're about ten years apart. (I have no clue why I actually know this.) #jongosselin
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Oh wait, papa Lohan.
You are right, this would be ugly. #jongosselin
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Seriously, though, I instinctively crossed my legs and shuddered after reading DeVito's comment. #jongosselin
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*Shows bag flipping around in hallway* #jongosselin
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Speaking of, regarding the whole Oprah/Precious thing ... if I hear the phrase "the Preciouses of the world" one more time I'm gonna punch someone. #lindsaylohanburglary
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Oh, this is me. I cook a lot but I am afraid of my knife, especially chopping onions, because I have nicked myself many times with that thing. I am fascinated and horrified by Jamie Oliver's chopping skills. He doesn't even look at the board, he'll just talk at the camera and dice the celery at the same time. I keep waiting for his fingers to end up in the soup. #lindsaylohanburglary