The Bob Saget show sounds like a slightly watered down version of "Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends" - a British show which was usually interesting. [en.wikipedia.org]
@Lady Skittlehattington: Thank. You. Also, fun fact - she wanted Elvis to record it. He turned it down. Which is too bad, because an Elvis/Dolly collaboration is pretty much the stuff my dreams are made of.
"When I was reading the books, I felt so bad for Jacob's character. I was, like, 'Wow, he can't get the girl he wants and he's being shut down and used.' But now that I'm actually dating Taylor Swift is who amazing and funny and Glinda the Good Witch and totes hot, I realized that Jacob wanted the wrong girl all along and this is really better for everybody."
Carrie maybe you should google "Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal" and see how suing the porn companies worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Paris got nothing, Kim gets a percent of the profits but is also forever tainted with benefitting from something she says she's ashamed for and the message that sends about her character.
Sorry Prejean. You're a porn star now. Vivid is just fucking with you waiting so long to release it. Also, how much damage do you REALLY think you can do to Vivid? Vivid is one of the biggest adult companies.
JESUS CHRIST, CELEBRITIES! PAY YOUR TAXES. It's not that hard of a concept! Yes, I understand you have accountants doing this stuff for you, but at the very least ask to see your paperwork after stuff is filed! Hire a second person to audit yourself!
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I KNOW, seriously. My husband has his own business (which is not making celeb kind of money) and somehow we manage to get our taxes right. We were even audited last year and they surprisingly couldn't find anything wrong (and oh, how they tried!).
That Bob Saget show actually does sound interesting - but would you really call that a reality show? They're putting him into situations specifically to film the reaction - it's not just following him around in his every day life. (I guess that's what reality shows have become, but this sounds more like Dirty Jobs or something.)
OK, I think Nate Berkus is as adorable and talented as the next girl, but REALLY? another Oprah "spin off"? I'm surprised the sex lady hasn't gotten a spin off. Or Ali Wentworth. Or GAYLE. Man I'd be pissed with my lack of show if I was Gayle.
@thecameralovesyou: Nate is my favorite of Oprah's babies, I think. Him or Dr. Oz.
I get the feeling that Gayle is happy with the level of fame she has. As far as I know, she's respected in her career and makes a very, very good living. No way Oprah wouldn't have helped her go national or international if she wanted to be.
@thecameralovesyou: I love Ali Wentworth (and thank you -- I can't ever remember her name). She is natural and appealing without being obnoxious and I love how she rocks those eye bags. She makes me believe mine are attractive.
@ardentlilac: I love her too. although her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader dance at the Texas state fair made me uncomfortable. Just because of the awkward sexy face.
i feel so bad for aaron carter. the kid got robbed of his childhood to make money, and is now a young adult with nothing to show for it.
well, at least the backstreet boys are back together.
Um. The Enrique Iglesias video. Most hysterical WTF moment occurs with the hooker wrapping herself around a stripper pole coming from betwixt his legs in a bed. Subtle! Then they both disappear and he masturbates some more.
@SomeAuthorGirl: Yeah, that was a very bizarre video. My only interpretation is that Enrique enjoys masturbating to videos of crying girls. That, and he shaves his pubic hair.
@GirlFailer: He enjoys masturbating a lot. Enough to hole up in a hotel room with days and days worth of room service. So the other take away from the experience is that masturbating to videos of crying girls and fantasizing about prostitutes makes him really hungry.
There's a way that this was a good thing to start the day with, because it had zip to do with SP! Woohoo!
Clint is right, which makes it Schadenfreude Central at my mom's place. (She loves him.)
Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he plays golf. Maybe it's you?
Stephanie, methinks thou dost protest too much. Kind of like the "I just vant to be aloooone" thing yesterday. If you mean it, buy an island like Johnny Depp did. Seems to have worked for him.
Speaking of Johnny -- Cedric is okay and all -- but he, George, Brad, HughJ, Clive, Denzel, Rafa, and Roger are all still very much alive -- so since when does a sparkly vampire trump The Wolverine? Adamantium, forsooth, PeopleMag.
@madeofawesome: Well, I'm not sure I'd go that far with RPattz. I've seen shots of The Depp doing the über-grunge back in the day with equivalent relish (though IMO it did not diminish teh hott).
You are so right, however, about the RDJ. And I can't believe I didn't include The Butler in The Kilt.
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Sorry Prejean. You're a porn star now. Vivid is just fucking with you waiting so long to release it. Also, how much damage do you REALLY think you can do to Vivid? Vivid is one of the biggest adult companies.
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I just don't get it at all.
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I get the feeling that Gayle is happy with the level of fame she has. As far as I know, she's respected in her career and makes a very, very good living. No way Oprah wouldn't have helped her go national or international if she wanted to be.
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@hearmeroar: You shock me with your Oprah knowledge. I'm not worthy.
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well, at least the backstreet boys are back together.
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There's a way that this was a good thing to start the day with, because it had zip to do with SP! Woohoo!
#tips
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I've typed "masturbating" more times than should be allowed before 10 AM. -Masturbation out, yo.
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Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he plays golf. Maybe it's you?
Stephanie, methinks thou dost protest too much. Kind of like the "I just vant to be aloooone" thing yesterday. If you mean it, buy an island like Johnny Depp did. Seems to have worked for him.
Speaking of Johnny -- Cedric is okay and all -- but he, George, Brad, HughJ, Clive, Denzel, Rafa, and Roger are all still very much alive -- so since when does a sparkly vampire trump The Wolverine? Adamantium, forsooth, PeopleMag.
RIP, Ken. I'm really in denial about this. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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And don't forget RDJ. He's a god among men. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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You are so right, however, about the RDJ. And I can't believe I didn't include The Butler in The Kilt.
You see? My wurld, it imploedz. #nicolerichiepaparazzi
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