Golden Globes Fashion: The Good

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Kate Has _____ In The Bag

[Los Angeles, January 16. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Women Want To Look Like Kate Winslet, Still Prefer Old Jeans To Boning

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Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

• Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:

Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009

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Bambi, Not Turkey!

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To Cool For School

[New York, November 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself

• Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.

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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer

• Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]

K Is For Kate, Who Kicks Ass, Takes Names

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Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap

• In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:

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Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs

• Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
• Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]

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Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks

• Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:

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Rosie Calls Elisabeth A Twat Swat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."

• While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!

A Gallery Of Women We Love To Hate

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Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child

• Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."

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Cruise & Beckham's Bromance; Brüno's Trickery

• Curious about the bromance between Tom Cruise and David Beckham? A new book will explain it all to you, including how Beckham decided to name his kid Cruz. [Gatecrasher]

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Winslet Wowed By _______ At Wimbledon

[London, July 1. Image via Getty]

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Coroner: No Evidence Of Foul Play in Michael Jackson's Death; Cause Of Death "Deferred"

• Police released the 911 call made when Michael Jackson stopped breathing. Jackson's personal doctor witnessed the incident and performed CPR before going missing. In addition, officials at a press conference right now report there's no indication of foul play. [TMZ]

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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy

• Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:

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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?

• Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna: