I don’t know about you all but I’m settling back into things nicely. The gavel feels smooth in my hand and my robe still fits. Still, as was the case before my retirement, I continue to be trolled by people with delusions of cleverness.
In today’s Tweet Beat, the ladies and their men are fine, Chris Rock starts a rumor and Tyra Banks love friendship.
Dominic Monaghan, the one-time hobbit I’d most like to get second breakfast with, recently received a death threat via tweet from a purported “fan,” in which she alluded to the murder of former Beatle John Lennon.
Social media strategists and occasional friends Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian hung out together last night—less than a week after Rose found herself dragged into a Twitter fight with her exes, Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa, during which she suggested Kanye enjoys the having fingers in his ass during sex, something he…
“Quasi straight” actress/author/talk show host/dancer/choreographer Rosie Perez had a lesbian relationship in middle school with a girl named ‘Michelle,’ whom, apparently, Rosie wanted to “hump all the time.”
In today’s Tweet Beat, Neil deGrasse Tyson is perfect, Kate Upton has an excellent film idea and Zayn Malik has a new boo.
Mariah Carey is taking Kate Upton’s spot as the face of Game of War. What is Game of War?
The upcoming Harry Potter spin-off Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is getting ready to cast the two actresses who will star alongside Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne. One of the names being considered, reports Vanity Fair, is Kate Upton.
“With her golden locks bundled into a loose ponytail, everything about Miss Upton is full and perky—including her beguiling personality,” begins Alexa Chung’s British Vogue cover story on Kate Upton, in a statement that does not bode well for the quality of the rest of the piece.
America's most upscale tabloid People held its annual awards show last night, acknowledging the most influential people of its 2014 or whatever-whatever. People being People, its red carpet attracted quite the coterie of A-listers, wearing a range of ensembles from wonderful to disastrous, and a nice little preview as…
A 4chan user has promised that a leak of captured Snapchat images — dubbed "The Snappening"— is coming our way on October 12. It’s official: we are all Jennifer Lawrence, KeKe Palmer and Kate Upton, but with less money.
Gather round, wee ones, for the most fearsome legend of our time. Great men have fallen to its power, and many more will continue to fall. For its charms are impossible to resist. I'm speaking, of course, of the fearsome legend of Kate Upton's curs'ed boobs. Or vagina. Or something. Either way, Kate Upton is fucking…
Behind the scenes at a Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot, Kate Upton noted that everyone's always too busy staring at her chest-butt to pay attention to her butt-butt. When will Kate Upton's butt get the respect it deserves? WHEN WILL AMERICA FINALLY START PAYING ATTENTION TO FAMOUS SUPERMODEL KATE UPTON'S…
Last night in California, the stars of the new revengecom The Other Woman put on fancy dresses and hung out on the red carpet at their premiere. Let's check out what they wore, shall we?
In Today's Tweet Beat, Kate Upton is okay with the fat surrounding her mammary glands, Wynonna Judd has too much time on her hands and Chelsea Handler is an individual.
LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 02: (L to R) Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann attend the UK Gala premiere of 'The Other Woman' at The Curzon Mayfair on April 2, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
Responding to gleeful internet speculation that Kanye West whined his way on to the cover of Vogue, Anna Wintour explained (with flawless imperiousness) that it was "entirely our idea" and she can NOT BE BULLIED. So don't get any ideas.
Nicki Minaj is here to serve you married ladies a shiver down your spine in a new clip for her upcoming film, The Other Woman. The movie surrounds a successful businesswoman (Cameron Diaz) who's dating a man — until she realizes that he's married. In a twist, she befriends his wife (Leslie Mann), and then they find…
Sports Illustrated is celebrating the 50th anniversary of its annual swimsuit issue this year. Here, we examine all 50 covers to see how "sexy" has evolved since 1964. Or didn't. (Hint: still boobs.)