Kate Upton's Curs'ed Boobs Are Bringing Sports Stars to Ruin

Gather round, wee ones, for the most fearsome legend of our time. Great men have fallen to its power, and many more will continue to fall. For its charms are impossible to resist. I'm speaking, of course, of the fearsome legend of Kate Upton's curs'ed boobs. Or vagina. Or something. Either way, Kate Upton is fucking… » 6/18/14 4:30pm 6/18/14 4:30pm

Kate Upton Says You Should Pay More Attention to Her Butt

Behind the scenes at a Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot, Kate Upton noted that everyone's always too busy staring at her chest-butt to pay attention to her butt-butt. When will Kate Upton's butt get the respect it deserves? WHEN WILL AMERICA FINALLY START PAYING ATTENTION TO FAMOUS SUPERMODEL KATE UPTON'S BODY!?!?!?!? » 5/02/14 8:00pm 5/02/14 8:00pm

Nicki Minaj Says 'Selfish People Live Longer' in The Other Woman Clip

Nicki Minaj is here to serve you married ladies a shiver down your spine in a new clip for her upcoming film, The Other Woman. The movie surrounds a successful businesswoman (Cameron Diaz) who's dating a man — until she realizes that he's married. In a twist, she befriends his wife (Leslie Mann), and then they find… » 3/20/14 3:10pm 3/20/14 3:10pm

Camille Grammer Says She Was Abused After Recent Hospital Visit

In today's Tweet Beat, Avril Lavigne gets confused in her quest to start an undoubtedly very popular hashtag, Kate Upton and Liv Tyler help each other out during a difficult workout and Camille Grammer reveals some details about an incident of physical abuse that apparently occurred after her recent hospitalization… » 10/28/13 7:30pm 10/28/13 7:30pm

Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg

Some extra-suave, extra-classy modern day Don Draper has devised a viral marketing campaign for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets, according to this 4 minute and 36 second long rapturous ode, are delicious meat-pouches that you put in the microwave when you want to feel sexy — which I would say is a very accurate… » 10/08/13 6:30pm 10/08/13 6:30pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy » 7/16/13 9:00am 7/16/13 9:00am

Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the… » 6/12/13 9:00am 6/12/13 9:00am

Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s… » 5/29/13 9:00am 5/29/13 9:00am