I used to heart mr. baio and fantasize about him, in relation to my vagina. And now I realize it was because I must have known all along he was a douche.
@CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming: Yeah, she's been doing the crazy Christian thing with her brother for a while. Maybe Jodie Sweetin will be your dream big sister, she's sober now and just wrote a book.
Oddly enough, I had a dream just this morning about meeting Kimmy Gibler, who was at my store buying Jodie Sweetin's book. I was totally starstruck.
When I first started college, I was handed a flyer for an event with "hot guys and girls" boasting a special appearance by Candace Cameron. The guys handing out the flyers almost drooled on themselves as they described how hot Cameron is. The event, it turned out, was an effort to recruit Christians.
Intolerance and hypocrisy, my dear, is what's really "so sad".
What the hell is everyone so up in arms about? So Scott Baio has an opinion about someone whose main objective is to garner as much attention as possible, so what? Michael K regularly calls her "Lady Caca" and pokes fun at her (and so do I, ever since he first posted it and I couldn't stop laughing)--is he now suddenly an asshole/dick/crotchety old man too? I don't get the Caca worship.
@smizmar: It's not Lady GaGa worship, so much as it's Scott Baio hatred. He's a dingleberry who frequently twats about being an unabashed conservative moron. He sucks in most senses of the word suck.
@GirlFailer: I know. I just think it's somewhat weird how we (collectively) feel that someone who we disagree with on a major issue can never ever share a random common opinion with us. Or ever be right about anything. You know? (But I agree that his conservative opinions suck.)
@bookling: I believe I saw a picture earlier that showed him shoving a guy's head into his crotch. Come on, Candace Cameron. It's all in good, gay fun.
@madeofawesome: Oh, thanks for that. They censored it on the west coast? Wow. Did they censor the kiss or the face-crotch bit? Because (though the song was pretty bad) I feel like this is not the raunchiest thing I've seen on TV.
@bookling: It was the fake oral, I believe. It's definitely not the raunchiest thing on TV. I just think the performance was really sloppy and the song was terrible. I felt bad for him.
@RenoDakota: I didn't even notice what the dress looked like at first because I'm loving her toile wallpaper. (Love toile.) But you're right on, it does look like a saloon girl costume!
@this_charming_one: I didn't notice the dress at first b/c her feet are almost vertical and that looks like it would hurt. Then I saw what looks like a canopy bed. If I were as rich as her, I would definitely fulfill my girlhood wish for one of those.
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Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred
Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
@curiousgeorgiana: Just keep in mind that Candace is Kirk Cameron's sister. We're lucky she's not chasing Lambert down chucking Bibles and copies of "Origin of Species" at him.
FUCK OFF AND DIE SCOTT BAIO!!! I was willing to ignore your bull shit about abortion well because you're a moron who couldn't even head a bake sale let alone real policy that would eliminate my right to choose. But when you mess with my Lady Gaga, you've gone too far. First of all, she didn't lip synch that performance. Secondly and most importantly, Lady Gaga has more talent in her fabricated penis than you do in your whole body, asswipe. Homie ya playin' yourself if you think your little stint on Arrested Development made you the all knowing judge of relevance and talent. Bish plz.
@jollydolly: I just find this whole thing so sad. At the age of 11 I had my future mapped out - I was going to marry Scott Baio and drive around in a red convertible with the numberplate BAIO2.
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You're no longer my dream big sister.
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Oddly enough, I had a dream just this morning about meeting Kimmy Gibler, who was at my store buying Jodie Sweetin's book. I was totally starstruck.
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What the fk happened.
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He had this horrible show on VH1 recently about child actors, supposedly helping them. I thought it was going to be awesome. It was decidedly not.
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see, now! doesn't that feel better?
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When I first started college, I was handed a flyer for an event with "hot guys and girls" boasting a special appearance by Candace Cameron. The guys handing out the flyers almost drooled on themselves as they described how hot Cameron is. The event, it turned out, was an effort to recruit Christians.
Intolerance and hypocrisy, my dear, is what's really "so sad".
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[www.rickey.org]
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@you've got red on you: seriously. come on cameron, its rock and roll! and its certainly not anything new.
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Love Sherri Shepherd's tweet, because I too want a light up bra like Lady Gaga's...
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He's a taint. I have no strong feelings for my taint.
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Candace Cameron-- what are you, 12? It was gross. Like totally ewwww. He's got cooties. Gay cooties. Shut it.
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I've got my fingers crossed that the rest of the album is better.
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@curiousgeorgiana: Does she remind anyone else of Amanda Palmer?
(Amanda Palmer, if you're reading this: please don't kill me.)
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What happened to my future!!?