Welcome to 27 Made Up Things You Didn’t Know About Me, a feature where celebrities reveal spicy and fun facts that you didn’t know about them!

Even though they occasionally break actual news, Radar Online is mostly known for sensationalizing the already sensational world of celebrity gossip by turning stories up to eleven. And this week they didn’t just live up to their reputation; they proved that we had all expected far too little from their kooky little…

Since releasing the video for “Hello” late last year, Adele has delivered something close to perfection in every since public appearance—from her live shows to late night TV appearances—so Monday night’s less-than-stellar performance of “All I Ask” at the Grammy Awards was a bit of a shock.

Oh, look. Another Garry Marshall ensemble comedy about a holiday that typically (and understandably) doesn’t have movies made about it in which actors of varying degrees of fame are thrown into a Vitamix along with a screenplay written by a robot, pureed until reaching the consistency of chunky vomit, and lit like a…

Blake Shelton is so dang mad, y’all. In a series of tweets posted Thursday, he complained about tabloid coverage getting details about his personal and professional life completely wrong, writing:

Nick Jonas, haver of sex and singer of songs, is on the cover of the current issue of Complex stopping a car from plowing into him with nothing but the strength of his legs. In a way, the speeding car suddenly brought to a halt symbolizes all questions about the nature of his relationship with Instagram star Kate…

Following the success of her surprisingly strong literary start in The Body Book: The Law of Hunger, the Science of Strength, and Other Ways to Love Your Amazing Body, Cameron Diaz is releasing a tome that’s “an all-encompassing, holistic look at how the female body ages—and what we can all do to age better.”

Earlier today, TV host Wendy Williams had on actress Alyssa Milano to debate the issue of breastfeeding in public. Wendy, it turns out, is not for it!

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Though the New York Times is known for making sense of far more complicated things, the paper of record just can’t make sense of Kate Hudson—the actress/fashion icon who is arguably the least complicated person on the planet.

Years ago (or perhaps just months ago) Fabletics commercials were just footage of Kate Hudson laughing about something and doing yoga outdoors. But because I’m one of the only people on the planet who would buy a piece of clothing exclusively because Kate Hudson laughed a little and told me I look great in it, they’ve…

Kate Hudson seems very happy, wouldn’t you say? Whether dancing, watering the lawn, working out (in Fabletics), or just hanging out with friends, she appears to be enjoying the gift of life more than just about anyone on the planet.

Last month it was reported that Fabletics, the activewear brand co-founded by Kate Hudson, called out by angry customers for what they called its deceptive advertising and checkout practices. The main problem, as Racked reported earlier this year, is that “once customers sign up for Fabletics, it’s not easy to get out…

Following Lamar Odom’s near fatal overdose at a brothel in Las Vegas, the former LA Lakers player and his estranged wife Khloé Kardashian have decided to call off their divorce and give love (and who knows—maybe even their reality show) another go. According to one source, “Khloé thinks this was the right thing to do…

Oh, okay. Well, this news is, uhhh, I dunno, but here you go: Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas went to Disney World in Orlando? And then hooked up after?

What do you do when you’re bored, waiting around at the airport? Apparently, Kate Hudson choreographs dances to hit songs with her spawn and uploads it to Instagram. The actress posted a clip of herself dancing with 11-year-old son Ryder, while he sings along to Fetty Wap’s tune. It appears that Hudson won’t let him…

Kate Hudson joined Bear Grylls for a two-day hike through the snowy Italian Dolomites on the season 2 premiere of Running Wild, and you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Kate Hudson loves America so much that she belted out the Star Spangled Banner early this morning. “7:30am and I’m feeling seriously patriotic! Happy 4th of July! #ProudAmerican #StarSpangledBanner #RedWhiteAndBlue #GearingUpForFootballSeason #MyKidsAreGoingToBeSoEmbarrassed #WokeUpTheNeighbors,” Hudson captioned her…

On Father’s Day, Oliver Hudson shared an Instagram photo of himself, his sister Kate Hudson, and his biological father Bill Hudson. “Happy Abandonment Day,” Oliver captioned the photograph, he later shared a photograph of himself with his stepfather Kurt Russell, thanking Russell (“Pa”). Kate also shared a photo of…

Remember back in May when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got scolded for failing to declare that they brought two dogs into Australia, and Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce demanded that the dogs leave the country or risk being put down? Well, nice going, Barnaby! You made your point about Australia’s “fragile…