People Are Pretty Offended By Kat Von D's 'Celebutard' Lipstick

Here's a sort of obvious piece of advice — if you're looking to market a product to a large audience and don't want potential customers to feel alienated by whatever it is you're selling, it's probably not a good idea to name your product anything that involves the word "retard." Granted, I am not a marketing expert, but … » 11/08/13 12:10pm 11/08/13 12:10pm

Paula Deen Cruise, a.k.a. Titanic For Racists, Adds Additional Voyage

While Paula Deen's backers have been steadily jumping ship since she outed herself as an N-word-using, separate-bathroom-using, down-home deep-fried racist, others of her kind are flocking to support her. In fact, the annual Paula Deen Cruise has tacked on an additional voyage for summer 2014 thanks to high demand. » 6/27/13 9:00am 6/27/13 9:00am

The Wonderful, Wild and Vile Fashions of the Grammy Awards

Despite the fact that CBS issued a memo warning not to show off breasts, buttocks, or any "puffy" bare skin, celebrities attending the 55th annual Grammy Awards last night embraced sheer fabrics, exposed breast curvature and even displayed nipples. That said, it wasn't a very exciting night for fashion; there were pretty … » 2/11/13 11:20am 2/11/13 11:20am

Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Liza "With A Z, Not Lisa With An S" Minnelli was honored at the New York Landmarks Conservancy awards at the Plaza on Thursday and partied like a sorority girl in a foreign country. Though her beverage of choice is a mystery, Minnelli drank and chain-smoked throughout the night, and by the time she got onstage to accept… » 11/12/12 9:00am 11/12/12 9:00am

Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless Islanders

Kate Middleton giggled uncontrollably as she and Prince William visited the Solomon Islands and were presented with garlands by topless women from the village of Marau, likely because being presented with boobs are kind of on-the-nose for her right now. The islands were the latest stop on the royals' Diamond Jubilee… » 9/18/12 9:00am 9/18/12 9:00am

Bobby Brown Vows that Daughter Bobbi Kristina Will Never Escape His…

World's Yuckiest Blowhard Bobby Brown responded to rumors that daughter Bobbi Kristina plans to change her last name to distance herself from him: "She can't change her last name, her name is her name. She'll forever be known as Bobbi Kristina Brown. There's no changing that, there's no taking that back." Bobby Brown… » 5/29/12 8:55pm 5/29/12 8:55pm

Kat Von D Walks Out Of Interview For Mentioning Jesse James Split

Kat Von D left the studio moments before a Good Day L.A. interview because they had the audacity to air a clip of her getting a tattoo of ex Jesse James that was sent out by TLC. She Tweeted, "Dear GoodDayLA, thanks for the waste of a perfectly good morning ... Lack of compassion n respect for eachother never…
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Rihanna & Drake Are Having Kinky, Bondage-Lite Sex

Consenting adults Rihanna and Drake — who will always be Jimmy from Degrassi to some of us, but whatever — were spotted at a sex shop in Ottawa. RiRi tried out the whips and spent over $1,000 at Wicked Wanda's Adult Emporium, purchasing handcuffs, a riding crop, a bustier, pasties, boots, edible underwear, a collar and … » 7/27/11 9:00am 7/27/11 9:00am

In A Tragic Twist No One Saw Coming, Jesse James & Kat Von D Have Split …

Friends, this is a sad day: Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement and broken up. Didn't see that coming, did you? These two beautiful souls should have stood the test of time. "I'm so sad because I really love her," Jesse says. "The distance between us was just too much." You guys, honestly, if an… » 7/26/11 9:00am 7/26/11 9:00am