The trailer for the TNT series Claws—a murder drama about manicurists that’s executive-produced by Rashida Jones—contains lots of bright colors, gaudy outfits, nail art, a gold-plated gun and an alligator (it’s Florida), and somewhere in all this, there’s a murder.
Here’s the Kardashian/Jenner/West clan, looking very Partridge Family and flowy and also like they don’t give a fuck that they’re totally underdressed for church.
Jugs. Sometimes you're born with 'em; sometimes you acquire a pair through the skillful hands of a cosmetic surgeon.
As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,…