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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
Confession: I've bought a Miley-designed shirt from Wal-Mart. Which leads me to the bigger confession: I shop at Wal-Mart. Regularly. Whew, feels good to get that one out there. #mileycyrus
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
11/03/09

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: I got a cute tank top from her line on clearance for three bucks. Ain't no shame! #mileycyrus
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Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
11/03/09

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: When I went there the other night looking for left over Halloween candy some of her stuff was pretty cute. I think Wal-Mart is just trying to get on Target's game with their cheapie designer stuff.

That being said I went on Nov 1st at 7pm and the Halloween candy had ALREADY been replaced by X-mas candy. WTF.

If they want me to get so fat that I have to buy a new wardrobe they need to give me some discount candy.
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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
11/03/09

@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Awww man, I was kind of planning on heading over there soon to look for discount candy. Bummer. #mileycyrus
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
11/03/09

@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Target has been really disappointing in their celeb/designer lines lately. The McQueen one was lame and the Anna Sui was sooooo expensive. I still have some stuff from the Proenza Schouler and Behnaz Sarafpour collections (several years old now) that I wear all the time, but the newer stuff has been MAJOR LAMESAUCE. I'm holding out hope for the Rodarte line. #mileycyrus
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Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
11/03/09

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I haven't liked much of their new stuff either. But I thought maybe it was meant to appeal to more of a high school fashionista crowd? That was the only thing I could come up with.

But Mizrahi always brings it (well, he generally brings it). #mileycyrus
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
11/03/09

@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Yeah, definitely. That whole Gossip Girl thing was so stupid. There was maybe one dress I liked, but the rest just looked too trendy, and it was all like $50-60! Way too much for Target.

Mizrahi is totally gone! I think his last collection was earlier this year? I really miss his stuff. Target is usually crap when it comes to shoes, but his were actually great.

I think Mossimo or whatever the Target brand is has been stepping it up lately, so we have one small thing to be thankful for, lol. #mileycyrus
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ihateyourescalade
11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
Thanks, Lady GaGa. I was just thinking about how much better I'd look at the Unemployment Office in fishnets and plastic bra. #mileycyrus
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Master.And.Everyone
11/03/09

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The Lady Gaga clothing line will debut with the "Poker Face," an ingenious face-defense sheath made of lace available in avant-red, paparazzi-purple, and disco-stick-dandelion. Crown sold separately. #mileycyrus
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suck_it_monkeys
11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
I prefer my Max Azria to come from TJ Maxx, with the "Max Azria" name crossed through with a black marker. Just like the good lord intended. #ragtrade
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girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus
11/03/09

@suck_it_monkeys: SO much word. And all my other brand name clothes, even mall store brand names like Express. I even once got a Badgley Mischka dress at TJM. LOVE. #ragtrade
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Jenna
11/03/09

@girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus: I hold an annual celebration on the date I found a purple silk Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti dress at Filene's for $112. I get the dress out, twirl it around in front of my mirror, sing it Happy Birthday, and then we have cake.

So far I've worn it outside the house, um, once. #mileycyrus
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girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus
11/03/09

@Jenna: Oooh, Filene's. Jealous of your geographical proximity to one. #mileycyrus
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cuteasabutton
11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
" />That KOL line is pretty standard fashion for most rock boys already. I'm pretty sure the BF already has a flannel shirt and some cowboy style shirts. On the other hand, Caleb Followill is hot.
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Kivrin
11/03/09

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Mr. Cavalli, I wouldn't recognize you if I saw you on the street. I would never interrupt your trek down 5th Avenue to treat you like a rock star.

You're welcome. #ragtrade
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Master.And.Everyone
11/03/09

@Kivrin: Seriously, who on earth is Roberto Cavalli? #mileycyrus
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marciax3
11/03/09

@Kivrin: He looks like a Dementor in Harry Potter, so, don't. look. #mileycyrus
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Kivrin
11/03/09

@Master.And.Everyone: I know that he's a fashion designer (and a braggart, apparently), but I have no idea what he looks like. I'm pretty sure that Karl Lagerfeld is the only designer I'd recognize on the street, and that's only because of Jezebel. :) #ragtrade
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Master.And.Everyone
11/03/09

@Kivrin: Who could miss the fabulosity of Karl Lagerfeld? To quote Margaret Cho, he fans the flames of his faggotry "like he's some kind of Spanish Lady or something." #mileycyrus
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Acquanetta
11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
I've seen the Miley Cyrus clothing. Some is hideous, some is very cute and wearable but it's all somewhat shoddy. #mileycyrus
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ihateyourescalade
11/03/09

@Acquanetta: Much like Miley herself, if you think about it. #mileycyrus
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lolabee
11/03/09

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remind me to treat roberto cavalli like a complete and total stranger next time i see him on the street #mileycyrus
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cuteasabutton
11/03/09

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OMG I remember Bata shoes. I wore them in primary school. I went to a catholic school where the uniform was bottle green dress with 2 brown stripes and we had to wear brown socks with plain brown leather lace-ups. Fashionable, it was not. #mileycyrus
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Jenna
11/03/09

@cuteasabutton: My religious single-sex high school education has limited, even to this day, my ability to wear brown leather shoes. I sympathise. #mileycyrus
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badmutha
11/03/09

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In Communist Russia, shoes wear YOU! #ragtrade
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marshmallory
10/15/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
Lohan's idea of couture: taking the pants off one model and putting them on another model. Art imitates life! #lindsaylohan
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Island of Misfit Toys
10/15/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
I wonder if Linda got her $10,000 per day mandatory stipend? #lindsaylohan
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Bunsen Honeydew
10/15/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning."

Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn't design a professional high-end line either. But you know where most normal people learn? College. You should go. I think it would fix a lot of your problems. Until then, while you get to learn in the professional sphere while the rest of us would get fired for it, I'm choosing to ignore you and your mother's pleas that you're "just a 23 year old girl" and that you should be left alone. #lindsaylohan
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Sanfo
10/15/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
The croc store is going to smell like a rubbery, rubbery hell. Why must they ruin the air quality?! WHY?!

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H&M, I'll resume my love affair with you once you eliminate the freakish neon section of your store, and change up the cycles of the designs. I went in to look at jackets, and I found three that were identical to one I had picked up two years earlier, but in ~different colours~. Yawn.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
10/15/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
Nora Ephron cracks me up.

As I get older, I've noticed I can no longer wear H&M, Topshop etc. Cheap clothes look, well, cheap on me. #lindsaylohan
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marshmallory
10/15/09

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I've noticed that as well. I used to have no problem wearing the-cheaper-the-better clothes, but now I look like a trollop in them. #lindsaylohan
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Rare Affinity
10/15/09

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Cheap clothes don’t seem to go in for the same vanity sizing as garments for the (ahem) more mature woman. #lindsaylohan
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