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jemandtheholograms
11/19/09

In reply to No Blake For Beckham; Supermodel Puts Photos On Display
If Rachel Zoe starts a cult, would her followers, "literally die!"? That would be bananas.
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berlitzfrench
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
Is it just me, or does Marisa's breasts and the diamond bra look photoshopped onto her body? #marisamiller
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thatblackgirl
10/21/09

@berlitzfrench: Maybe. I do know that Marisa's breasts are implants. #marisamiller
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BuffySummers
10/21/09

@thatblackgirl: So, since they're implants, they must be photoshopped? #marisamiller
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thatblackgirl
10/21/09

@BuffySummers: Photoshopped is used to create an illusion. So are implants. #marisamiller
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berlitzfrench
10/21/09

@berlitzfrench: I just realized the grammatical error in my original post. Ugh. That's what I get for posting with only 3 hours of sleep under my belt... #marisamiller
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BuffySummers
10/21/09

@thatblackgirl: Well, Photoshop is used to create an "illusion". Implants are used to create breasts that are made out of silicone instead of flesh. There's no reason physical breasts would look "photoshopped on" ust because they have implants inside. #marisamiller
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
As an Anthropology student, I resent the spelling of that shop name.

But my two American friends are always banging on about how good it is, and they both dress far better than I do, so I'll probably check it out at some point... #marisamiller
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lisas
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
On what planet do these people live, that it's reasonable to ask why Anna Wintour doesn't just throw away her garments after she's worn them once?

These are the same sort of people who pay homeless guys to beat the shit out each other, aren't they. #marisamiller
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FashionShowAtLunch
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
I love Ann Taylor - the pieces are usually basic enough that I can rock them for a variety of occasions, with the right accessories. Sure, they're "edge-free", but I add my own edge with jewelry, shoes and bags. #marisamiller
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PrettyNicola
10/21/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: That article seems incredibly condescending. Ann Taylor is my splurge store. #marisamiller
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FashionShowAtLunch
10/21/09

@PrettyNicola: Oh, I know: "A strapless dress, reasonable at $240!" "My new Balmain motorcyle pants!"

Suck it, Cintra Wilson. #marisamiller
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FashionShowAtLunch
10/21/09

@PrettyNicola: And also, I always beeline right to the sales rack. That can be a treasure trove. #marisamiller
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PrettyNicola
10/21/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: She lost me for good at:
"No, I’m not interested in a Michelle Obama-inspired, stretch satin, office-party ‘mistletoe moment’ dress, thank you very little."

We can't all wear "Frankenhooker" boots to work Cintra! Some of us like collecting cardigans and wool skirts--preferably ones that cost less than $100, thanks.

Also, I love the Kelly reference. #marisamiller
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funzette
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
Professions in which "Wearer Of The Diamond Studded Bra" is the most coveted position:

1. Victoria Secret Runway Model
2. Tax Professional, H&R Block
3. Seductively-Arranged Lounger, My Bed #marisamiller
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sportz.star
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
Yes they are boat shoes. And undoubtedly ridiculously expensive. But I like 'em. Because I grew up in New England. Nice work Mark. #marisamiller
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KimberleeJean
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
If I had a 3 million dollar bra, I'd want it to be infinitely more gaudy. #marisamiller
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
10/21/09

@KimberleeJean: Or at least the matching underpants. #marisamiller
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KimberleeJean
10/21/09

@Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Full ones, not a thong! #marisamiller
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
10/21/09

@KimberleeJean: Agreed - imagine having a diamond-encrusted string... well, there. I can barely contend with lace! #marisamiller
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KimberleeJean
10/21/09

@Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): It'd be like having a bedazzled vagina. Ouch! #marisamiller
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phantom lady
10/21/09

@Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): after last weeks Project Runway, diamond crotch might be in the works. #marisamiller
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Penny
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
Miller's body defies nature.

I have such a major girl-crush on Freja Beha Erichsen. #ragtrade
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PaigeTurner
10/21/09

In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
"I certainly wouldn't want to do a plus-size line, as I have no problem with women of any size wearing my clothes."

Was she misquoted? That sentence is so awkward it becomes contradictory. #ragtrade
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maneki neko
10/21/09

@lolabee: I read it as, "I have no problem with fat chicks wearing my clothes but designing stuff that flatters a body with curves and stuff that deviates from my dressmaking mannequins is HARD and I'm too lazy." #marisamiller
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Diziet_Sma
08/24/09

In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
America is way more conservative than Europe when it comes to fashion, that's why American Vogue is always a year behind the French or Italian version; American women - in general - need time to let the avant-garde become more mainstream before they will chance it.
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lalaland13
08/24/09

In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
So if it's Charlize in September, that must mean Drew Barrymore in October.

I got this issue over the weekend and well, it's OK. I don't know if I can handle another Charlie interview, but the Jenny Sanford article was at least somewhat interesting.

I still had trouble finding the table of contents. I wish there would be a little flap you could pull out and open up to the table of contents, but then that would deprive you of the wonderful majesty of flipping through a gajillion ads.
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sybann
08/24/09

In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
Haute couture - still ugly.
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galaxina
08/24/09

In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
I might catch some flak for saying this, because even though I am a fan of Meisel, Leibovitz, et al, I think sometimes we get this deja vu because these photographers have worked for the mags so much that they're inevitably going to recycle some ideas, either consciously or not. More fresh, young/new talent would be welcome.
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Jenna
08/24/09

@galaxina: I think that's basically inarguable. The well of ideas runs dry for everyone after a while, and the constant productivity that top fashion photographers are pressed into only hastens the process. Vogue needs new blood.
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t-yo3
08/24/09

In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
Liya looks both highly skeptical and distinctly unimpressed with her hair in that first photo of her (photo 9).

I like the Leibovitz photo of Karlie Kloss, when it's juxtaposed against the editorial photos. I look at them and realise that what's stunning about her is not so much prettiness (which isn't to say that she isn't pretty), but an incredible level of photogenicity (if that's a word). It's like, if you take each of her features in the portrait separately, they are almost ordinary (note I said almost), but in the editorial shots, she becomes like a work of art. I am in awe.
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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
08/24/09

@t-yo3: I once heard someone say that being photogenic really just means being able to hold your face really, really still. A lot of people with her features would have twitched before they could have caught that picture.
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