So this happened. But so did a lot of other things, like lots of black lace, random pops of grown-up glamour (which is not really what the AMAs are about, but hey), and Nicki Minaj. Oh, where to begin?

• That unfortunately tattooed woman who slept with Sandra Bullock's correspondingly unfortunately tattooed husband is pole dancing online under the URL SandraBullocksRevenge.com. What does that even mean?

Sure, there was skin. There were sequins. There were feathers. But from the VMAs, for gosh sakes — from Gaga, Katy and Ke$ha! — frankly we expected a little less cutesy, a little more rock 'n' roll.

Those of us outside of La-La land may not know Los Angeles Confidential Magazine's Fall Fashion issue. But, believe me, we can all enjoy the star-studded celebration at The London West Hollywood!

It is so on — Emmy week, that is! And at the Audi/Chopard EMMY week red carpet style kick-off party held at L.A.'s Cecconi's Restaurant (did we get enough brand names in there?), the who's-who of prime-time got seriously slick.

Doesn't it seem like the 2010 Breast Cancer Research Foundation's Hot Pink Party would be one event with a no-brainer dress-code for the stars and philanthropists at New York's Waldorf-Astoria? Think pink, right? Not always...

If you believe the evidence of the Us Weekly "Hot Hollywood Style Issue" celebration, at Drai's Hollywood at the W Hollywood Hotel, "hot hollywood style" involves a lot of sparkle, a ton of minis, and the occasional sexyface!

Yes, J.Lo was at the Back-Up Plan's premiere at Westwood, California's Regency Village Theatre. So were a bunch of other stars in really shiny outfits. But the real star? Nubbins the dog and his red-carpet-worthy mobility cart!

Doesn't it seem like Dear John came out, like yesterday? Whatever, The Last Song is here now! And whether or not Nicholas Sparks' shmaltz will leave you weeping, Miley and co's clothes? Certainly will.

• After six years on Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl is jumping ship.