So this happened. But so did a lot of other things, like lots of black lace, random pops of grown-up glamour (which is not really what the AMAs are about, but hey), and Nicki Minaj. Oh, where to begin?
- That unfortunately tattooed woman who slept with Sandra Bullock's correspondingly unfortunately tattooed husband is pole dancing online under the URL SandraBullocksRevenge.com. What does that even mean?
Sure, there was skin. There were sequins. There were feathers. But from the VMAs, for gosh sakes — from Gaga, Katy and Ke$ha! — frankly we expected a little less cutesy, a little more rock 'n' roll.
Those of us outside of La-La land may not know Los Angeles Confidential Magazine's Fall Fashion issue. But, believe me, we can all enjoy the star-studded celebration at The London West Hollywood!
It is so on — Emmy week, that is! And at the Audi/Chopard EMMY week red carpet style kick-off party held at L.A.'s Cecconi's Restaurant (did we get enough brand names in there?), the who's-who of prime-time got seriously slick.
Doesn't it seem like the 2010 Breast Cancer Research Foundation's Hot Pink Party would be one event with a no-brainer dress-code for the stars and philanthropists at New York's Waldorf-Astoria? Think pink, right? Not always...
Yes, J.Lo was at the Back-Up Plan's premiere at Westwood, California's Regency Village Theatre. So were a bunch of other stars in really shiny outfits. But the real star? Nubbins the dog and his red-carpet-worthy mobility cart!
Doesn't it seem like Dear John came out, like yesterday? Whatever, The Last Song is here now! And whether or not Nicholas Sparks' shmaltz will leave you weeping, Miley and co's clothes? Certainly will.
- After six years on Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl is jumping ship.
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
- Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all of their kids have hit the French Riviera. They're staying in a villa owned by Microsoft's Paul Allen that has breathtaking views of the Mediterranean Sea. A source says: "They love France and will now be here until after the babies are born and Angie is looking at Marseille…
Hot hottie Gary Dourdan was busted for heroin. And cocaine. And ecstasy. And pills. Sad face. • Dina Lohan bitched out her assistant at JFK baggage claim, saying: "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" • Mario Lopez and Dancing With The Stars' Karina…
- Amy Winehouse arrived at Pentonville prison for a visit with the hubs wearing a puffy heart-shaped pin that read "Blake." Unfortunately, she was turned away, because she was late and visiting hours were over. These tears dry on their own. [The Sun]
- Rikki Rockett of Poison was arrested on a rape warrant as he stepped…
- A "spotter," someone who follows celebrities and tips off the paparazzi, was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident last night while chasing Britney Spears. [TMZ]
- Speaking of, Nicole Kidman screamed and feared for her life while being chased by a paparazzo — and has been subpoenaed to prove it in a court case…