Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Weezer rocks out on Yo, Gabba Gabba!, a commercial suggests cheating on your spouse with an Avatar, and we discover the worst ever Crap Text Message From A Dude.
There was a lot of slut-shaming and misogyny on last night's Celebrity Rehab. After Kari Ann Peniche exposed her vagina and breasts to the male patients, the female patients said "girls like that" are why men treat women like shit.
On last night's episode, a hostile Kari Ann Peniche—of McSteamy sex-tape infamy—insisted on leaving treatment "for an hour or two" to run errands, like getting extensions. Dr. Drew felt that drugs were the real cause for her behavior.