Kimye Vogue Profile Contains the Best Prose Ever Committed to Paper

The Kimye Vogue cover we, as a nation, always deserved is finally upon us. In this week following its arrival we're getting treated to a bevy of beauteous gems: several media studies theses have already starting writing themselves because of this photo of Kanye taking a photo of Kim taking a photo of herself in a… » 3/24/14 4:10pm 3/24/14 4:10pm

Watch the Full Version of Kim and Kanye's Krazy Engagement

Back in October, Kanye West put on an elaborate production of his proposal to Kim Kardashian in a baseball stadium—replete with pyrotechnics, a Jumbotron, and a 90-piece orchestra—with the exclusive film rights going to E! for Kim's reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Here is how it all went down. » 2/17/14 4:15pm 2/17/14 4:15pm

The Kardashians Are Having the 'CHRISTMAS FROM HELL,' Says Friend

According to an anonymous "friend," the Kardashian clan is having a rough time this Christmas. Between Khloe's divorce proceedings, Bruce and Kris's split, Scott Disick's partying, Rob's thunder thighs, and Kanye forcing Kim to move to Paris (quelle horreur!), everyone just wishes they could skip the holiday season… » 12/24/13 7:40pm 12/24/13 7:40pm

10 Awfully Awkward Moments From the Kardashian Khristmas Special

The Kardashian/Jenner family's annual Christmas card is barely recognizable, missing some parts, and all fucked up from fame. Just like Michael Jackson's face. (And that, too, was shot by David LaChapelle.) » 12/02/13 7:00pm 12/02/13 7:00pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in a … » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

Blame Lamar Odom for Lamar Odom's Drug Problems, Not the Kardashians

Former NBA Lakers coach Phil Jackson has taken it upon himself to try to explain what's going with Lamar Odom, but spoiler: he doesn't know. So instead, Jackson has decided to speculate that Odom's current state of who knows what's going on is partially to blame on the Kardashian family, for enabling Odom's addiction… » 10/31/13 1:30pm 10/31/13 1:30pm

Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix

The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for… » 9/25/13 9:13am 9/25/13 9:13am

Rihanna's Slow Loris Selfie Leads to Arrest of Exotic Animal Sellers

It was really just a matter of time before Rihanna's notorious Instagram account helped police solve an international crime, wasn't it? There's always so much going on in her pictures, from giant spliff-lighting to exotic-animal caressing — eventually, one of those Instagrams was going to reveal, Blow-Up-style, a dead… » 9/22/13 11:30am 9/22/13 11:30am

Taylor Swift Photo Op Cancelled After ‘Creepy’ 39-Year-Old Troll Wins

Boston's Kiss FM has cancelled a contest to get a picture backstage with Taylor Swift because the winner was a "creepy" 39-year-old man named Charles who intended to troll Swift after securing his victory with the help of 4chan, Reddit and spambot votes. Earlier this month, someone posted on behalf of ol' Chuck: » 7/24/13 9:00am 7/24/13 9:00am

Kardashians’ Ex-Stepmom Drops Bombshell, Reveals the Sisters are ‘Fake’

Oh, man. Okay. In case you're not caught up (I wasn't), this lady named Ellen married Robert Kardashian two months before he died, and then the Kardashian kids sued her for trying to publish all of his secret diaries for tabloid megabucks, and now SHE'S suing them BACK for being wicked lying fakers! And then also Kim » 7/11/13 8:00pm 7/11/13 8:00pm

New York Governor Bravely Takes on the Kardashian Hydra

You may recall the recent Kardashian Khroma Kurfuffle in which the Klan decided to name their makeup line a name that was already taken by another makeup line. This ended in the family actually losing a court case and having to name their line something boring and normal like Kardashian Beauty. Now they're being… » 5/20/13 12:50pm 5/20/13 12:50pm