Kris Jenner Goes HAM On InTouch Over Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

Sound The Alarm: "Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications" in light of the recent Bruce Jenner-reimagined-as-Stephanie-Beacham-from-Dynasty cover controversy, a source informed the New York Daily News. THIS IS WAR, Kris bellowed at an unnaturally high pitch for a woman… » 1/16/15 11:15am 1/16/15 11:15am

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Photoshopped Into Contoured Lady

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we frantically shovel the crumpled up pages of inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, and Us Weekly into our gaping food-holes until, ink-stained and up-to-date on human stuff, we are sated. This week: InTouch grabbed some pals of Bruce Jenner to crowdsource a photoshopped image of what he… » 1/14/15 4:40pm 1/14/15 4:40pm

Peplum and Velour: The Kardashian Kids Line for Toddlers

When the Kardashian Kids clothing line launkhed (I guess replacing a 'c' with a 'k' doesn't always work) at Babies R Us in March, we saw a lot of leopard print and leatherette. But alas, the clothes were geared for kiddos younger than two years, leaving many a sad unfashionable toddler wondering why they must suffer… » 9/06/14 5:45pm 9/06/14 5:45pm

Mold, Paps, Cheesy Design: All the Kardashians' Houses Are Disasters

If there's one rock we can cling to in this uncertain, stormy world—one immutable fact keeping us tethered to our humanity—it's that the Kardashians live in mansions like fish live in the sea. Except NAY! Even that analogy does not quite strike the heart of it! Because if you pull a fish from the sea, it does not… » 8/19/14 5:00pm 8/19/14 5:00pm

Fuck It, Let's Put Kim Kardashian on the $20 Bill.

During a speech this week, President Obama recalled a letter he got from a little girl who wondered why all American paper money features men. The Commander-In-Chief offered tepid support for the little girl's notion that maybe it's time our wallets stop being such a sausagefest, and everyone applauded appreciatively.… » 8/01/14 1:00pm 8/01/14 1:00pm

Kimye Vogue Profile Contains the Best Prose Ever Committed to Paper

The Kimye Vogue cover we, as a nation, always deserved is finally upon us. In this week following its arrival we're getting treated to a bevy of beauteous gems: several media studies theses have already starting writing themselves because of this photo of Kanye taking a photo of Kim taking a photo of herself in a… » 3/24/14 4:10pm 3/24/14 4:10pm

Watch the Full Version of Kim and Kanye's Krazy Engagement

Back in October, Kanye West put on an elaborate production of his proposal to Kim Kardashian in a baseball stadium—replete with pyrotechnics, a Jumbotron, and a 90-piece orchestra—with the exclusive film rights going to E! for Kim's reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Here is how it all went down. » 2/17/14 4:15pm 2/17/14 4:15pm

The Year in Tabloids: Monster Moms, Sad Preggos and Lies, Lies, Lies

With a new baby, a new bikini body, a drug addiction, two paternity scandals, and two divorces, the Kardashians had a great 12 months worth of gossip. But how did they hold up against all of Jennifer Aniston's imaginary pregnancies? Or the royal baby? Who won the tabloids this year? » 12/30/13 1:50pm 12/30/13 1:50pm