Shade Court: Mother-In-Law Shade, Emojis, and VH1 Goes Off the Rails 

I apologize in advance for the abundance of Kardashians and Jenners in this week's Shade Court. Their presence reveals that even I am but a humble spoke in the wheel of this celebrity machine that they've built to ensure that they'll have more money than anyone could possibly spend in a lifetime. Either that, or… » 2/20/15 3:45pm 2/20/15 3:45pm

Bruce Jenner Is On The Verge Of Another Sports Milestone 

In the summer of 1976, Bruce Jenner was just about the biggest athlete in America. He had just returned from the Montreal Olympics, where he had won gold in men's decathlon, setting a new world record in the process. He was the AP's Athlete of the Year. He was on the front cover of the Wheaties box, when being on the… » 2/06/15 9:44am 2/06/15 9:44am

Kris Jenner Goes HAM On InTouch Over Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

Sound The Alarm: "Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications" in light of the recent Bruce Jenner-reimagined-as-Stephanie-Beacham-from-Dynasty cover controversy, a source informed the New York Daily News. THIS IS WAR, Kris bellowed at an unnaturally high pitch for a woman… » 1/16/15 11:15am 1/16/15 11:15am

This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Photoshopped Into Contoured Lady

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we frantically shovel the crumpled up pages of inTouch, OK!, Life & Style, Star, and Us Weekly into our gaping food-holes until, ink-stained and up-to-date on human stuff, we are sated. This week: InTouch grabbed some pals of Bruce Jenner to crowdsource a photoshopped image of what he… » 1/14/15 4:40pm 1/14/15 4:40pm

Peplum and Velour: The Kardashian Kids Line for Toddlers

When the Kardashian Kids clothing line launkhed (I guess replacing a 'c' with a 'k' doesn't always work) at Babies R Us in March, we saw a lot of leopard print and leatherette. But alas, the clothes were geared for kiddos younger than two years, leaving many a sad unfashionable toddler wondering why they must suffer… » 9/06/14 5:45pm 9/06/14 5:45pm

Mold, Paps, Cheesy Design: All the Kardashians' Houses Are Disasters

If there's one rock we can cling to in this uncertain, stormy world—one immutable fact keeping us tethered to our humanity—it's that the Kardashians live in mansions like fish live in the sea. Except NAY! Even that analogy does not quite strike the heart of it! Because if you pull a fish from the sea, it does not… » 8/19/14 5:00pm 8/19/14 5:00pm

Fuck It, Let's Put Kim Kardashian on the $20 Bill.

During a speech this week, President Obama recalled a letter he got from a little girl who wondered why all American paper money features men. The Commander-In-Chief offered tepid support for the little girl's notion that maybe it's time our wallets stop being such a sausagefest, and everyone applauded appreciatively.… » 8/01/14 1:00pm 8/01/14 1:00pm

Kimye Vogue Profile Contains the Best Prose Ever Committed to Paper

The Kimye Vogue cover we, as a nation, always deserved is finally upon us. In this week following its arrival we're getting treated to a bevy of beauteous gems: several media studies theses have already starting writing themselves because of this photo of Kanye taking a photo of Kim taking a photo of herself in a… » 3/24/14 4:10pm 3/24/14 4:10pm