Mold, Paps, Cheesy Design: All the Kardashians' Houses Are Disasters

If there's one rock we can cling to in this uncertain, stormy world—one immutable fact keeping us tethered to our humanity—it's that the Kardashians live in mansions like fish live in the sea. Except NAY! Even that analogy does not quite strike the heart of it! Because if you pull a fish from the sea, it does not… » 8/19/14 5:00pm 8/19/14 5:00pm

Fuck It, Let's Put Kim Kardashian on the $20 Bill.

During a speech this week, President Obama recalled a letter he got from a little girl who wondered why all American paper money features men. The Commander-In-Chief offered tepid support for the little girl's notion that maybe it's time our wallets stop being such a sausagefest, and everyone applauded appreciatively.… » 8/01/14 1:00pm 8/01/14 1:00pm

Kimye Vogue Profile Contains the Best Prose Ever Committed to Paper

The Kimye Vogue cover we, as a nation, always deserved is finally upon us. In this week following its arrival we're getting treated to a bevy of beauteous gems: several media studies theses have already starting writing themselves because of this photo of Kanye taking a photo of Kim taking a photo of herself in a… » 3/24/14 4:10pm 3/24/14 4:10pm

Watch the Full Version of Kim and Kanye's Krazy Engagement

Back in October, Kanye West put on an elaborate production of his proposal to Kim Kardashian in a baseball stadium—replete with pyrotechnics, a Jumbotron, and a 90-piece orchestra—with the exclusive film rights going to E! for Kim's reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Here is how it all went down. » 2/17/14 4:15pm 2/17/14 4:15pm

The Year in Tabloids: Monster Moms, Sad Preggos and Lies, Lies, Lies

With a new baby, a new bikini body, a drug addiction, two paternity scandals, and two divorces, the Kardashians had a great 12 months worth of gossip. But how did they hold up against all of Jennifer Aniston's imaginary pregnancies? Or the royal baby? Who won the tabloids this year? » 12/30/13 1:50pm 12/30/13 1:50pm

The Kardashians Are Having the 'CHRISTMAS FROM HELL,' Says Friend

According to an anonymous "friend," the Kardashian clan is having a rough time this Christmas. Between Khloe's divorce proceedings, Bruce and Kris's split, Scott Disick's partying, Rob's thunder thighs, and Kanye forcing Kim to move to Paris (quelle horreur!), everyone just wishes they could skip the holiday season… » 12/24/13 7:40pm 12/24/13 7:40pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in… » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

Blame Lamar Odom for Lamar Odom's Drug Problems, Not the Kardashians

Former NBA Lakers coach Phil Jackson has taken it upon himself to try to explain what's going with Lamar Odom, but spoiler: he doesn't know. So instead, Jackson has decided to speculate that Odom's current state of who knows what's going on is partially to blame on the Kardashian family, for enabling Odom's addiction… » 10/31/13 1:30pm 10/31/13 1:30pm