#ragtrade

Diaper Company Spoofs Beckham's Armani Ads; Lady Gaga's Grammy Dress Controversial

• South Korean training pants brand Good-Nites released an ad that parodies David Beckham's turn for Armani. Because they are not just functional, but fashionable, kiddies! This makes us a little bit uncomfortable because Beckham is so sexxy. [Copyranter]

#notablequotable

Kanye Is "Briefly Saddened By Negative Comments" But Then Remembers That People Are "Idiots"

#dirtbagafterdark

Is Angie Having An Affair With Lady Gaga?; Depp Defends Polanski

• Ian Halperin, who recently wrote an unauthorized book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims that Angie hooked up with Lady Gaga recently and, "Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa." Halperin explains:

#snapjudgment

It Takes Two To Make A Thing So Right

[Paris, January 26. Image via x17.]

#ragtrade

Annie & Mikhail Pose For Louis Vuitton; Snooki Loves Ed Hardy And Armani

• Louis Vuitton proposed Annie Leibovitz do an ad as a solution to her financial problems. Leibovitz instead offered her fee to Mikhail Baryshnikov; Louis Vuitton wouldn't hear of it, and ended up paying them both. Rich people: so lucky. [WWD]

#dirtbagafterdark

Kanye Might Be Banned From Clooney's Haiti Telethon; Heidi's Afraid To Face Her Furious Mom

• Kanye West wasn't invited to George Clooney's Haiti telethon. "After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV VMAs, everyone agrees it's just best that he does not participate," said a producer.

#dirtbagafterdark

Taylor & Taylor Split; Kim Kardashian Sued For Calling Cookie Diet "Unhealthy"

• Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have split after dating for three months. "He liked her more than she liked him," claims a source.

#snapjudgment

So Let It Rip… Rip It Baby, Rip It All Night

[Los Angeles, December 22. Image via WENN.]

#dirtbag

Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?

• Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?

#dirtbag

White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues

• Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]

#snapjudgment

Imma Let You Finish

[Paris, November 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

#snapjudgment

Roman Holiday

[Rome, November 12. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

#dirtbagafterdark

Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"

• Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."

#dirtbagafterdark

Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen

• In an interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Hailey Glassman says her boyfriend Jon Gosselin will "take his anger out on me... He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused."

#dubioushonors

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