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    Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    Perhaps the 'roo was collecting a delicious barramundi for supper:


    "Oi, you got somethin' against fishing, mate? You're from PETA, that it?"

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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    This ALMOST makes up for the sad ending to the hump day fawn story :(
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/14/09

    @CollegeCamel: Oh shit. I didn't read it, and I will not. Lalalalalala!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    05/14/09

    @saintbernadette: Good call. I wish I hadn't read it, it made me SO sad. I cried.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/14/09

    @CollegeCamel: Oh my god, why did you tell me?!?! No I'm going to have to look!
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    Good thing the sharks didn't show up, he might've lived to roo the day he decided to become a kanga-savior.
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    Image of I_b_meh I_b_meh
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    That was a great article. I keep picturing the kangaroo getting into the water and swimming. Mos def needed a smile and it did the trick. G' day mate.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/14/09

    @I_b_hatin: You know that's a greeting, right? ;)
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/14/09

    @I_b_hatin: How did you know Mos Def needed a smile? Sorry, stupid rap fan joke.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    First the frog surgery, now this? I'm moving to Australia.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    It was then discovered that the kangaroo dove in as part of a school project on suicide, performance art, and being gnarly.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/14/09

    @andBegorrah: Friended for saying "gnarly"
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    The kangaroo, on the other hand, was quoted as saying "Thanks a lot, now my kids won't be having that shark steak for dinner!"
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    That is AM-A-ZING. Wow. Whatta story.
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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    05/14/09

    In reply to Surfer Saves Kangaroo From Shark-Infested Waters
    The Australia I live in is, unfortunately, nothing like this. The last animal I saw was a rat in the office carpark.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/14/09

    @frankie22: The last non-insect I spotted was a stray dog.
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    Image of Betty Bea Getty McClanahan Betty Bea Getty McClanahan
    03/25/09

    In reply to Punch Drunk Love
    ACHOO!!


    He's allergic to snobs.

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    03/25/09

    In reply to Punch Drunk Love
    This video should have come with a warning: you're abou to see a whole bunch of elitist twats.

    If the 'roo hadn't punched him, I would have.

    But srsly: how can you have wild animals in the Waldorf for your entertainment and call yourself NatGeo?
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    Image of porto-hottie porto-hottie
    03/25/09

    In reply to Punch Drunk Love
    The kangaroo just bitch slapped the gay man. Love how the trainer is giggling hysterically in the background.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    03/25/09

    @porto-hottie: ..... he's gay?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    03/25/09

    In reply to Punch Drunk Love
    tee hee. that kangaroo was totally looking for a fight.

    gotta to be starting something...

    gotta to be starting something...

    gotta to be starting something....
     Reply
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    03/25/09

    by the by, that guy's a total hottie. I wouldn't knock him out of my pen.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    03/25/09

    @zombie.nancy11372 is a godess of fierce: I know! Even when the guy was walking away Kanga was still spoiling for a fight. I found myself muttering 'kick him, kick him'. To Kanga of course.
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    03/25/09

    In reply to Punch Drunk Love
    We've had a lot of angry kangaroo incidents lately. This is the next The Birds .
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    03/25/09

    In reply to Punch Drunk Love
    It's not as cute as getting mauled by a panda bear, though.


    AWWW, LOOK AT TEH PANDA! HE'S RIPPING HIS FACE OFF LIKE A LION EATING A GAZELLE. HOW ADORABLE~

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